Good evening robots, I don't know what to do, there are

Rat traps. Everywhere. That might work. It just sounds funny in theory.

>>36953920
Go out there with a big ass knife and take the ball, gash it wide open. Pick out the one who looks most afraid at this point and try to put the ball over his head. Deny everything if police become involved later. They won't fuck with u after that.
Also I know some retard is going to suggest asking them to stop, but we a know that shit doesn't work, especially on minority youth. No, they only respond to thinly veiled threats on their life. Remember that shit.

>>36953920
Big fence around your property. Privacy for you, your house, and if they lose it sucks to be them.

>>36953920
I have the same problem except it's literally young pooinloo shitlords who keep playing basketball on my driveway. I don't even know why since I don't have a fucking basketball net in front of my house. Parents pretend they don't understand English but I've heard these retards speak with no accent at all.

I applied 'pesticide' on the grass separating our houses and that stopped the little cow worshippers for a bit. Then I set up cameras (also for the blacks that sneak around at night) which discouraged them from being shitlords on my property)

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>>36954622
Cameras what a nice idea anon

>>36954006
I have considered the knife option often in my mind, but there are old people in the house in front always outside for some reason, so they could be potential witnesses against me. The fucking hag bags.

>>36954491
I already have one, but the little rats step inside very quickly, I have seen them running away only

put poison ivy all over the place where they play

>>36954836
>get a big mean bitey dog
>make it an outside dog
>make youtube video entitled "some weird dog keeps coming over, it's not mine, lol!!"
>call animal control and just don't say anything when they answer
>now you have logs on your phone showing talk times of about 30 seconds
>surreptitiously feed dog hotdogs so it knows to protect your house
>wait for kids to come and get mauled by dogs
>show cops youtube video, "i swear it's NOT MY DOGGGG LOLL!!!"
>show cops call logs and say "YEAH I REPORTED THIS FUCKER AND THEY SAID THEY'D COME OVER AND I GAVE THEM MY ADDRESS AND THEY NEVER DID COME OVER"
>laugh at disfigured mauled disabled retard kids afterwards

>>36954961
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You could also just throw stink bombs all over your yard or better yet spray mace on the grass or throw CS gas pellets when they are out playing.