Why dont you become the side character in Chad's bizarre

I'd rather be the main character of a forgotten tragedy, then a side character good for laughing at in a comedy/action film.

>>36953708
im too autistic to go talk to chad

>>36953708
Because Chad's adventure is never bizarre.

>>36953708
i would be protagonist chad's wacky yet charismatic supporting character with a crude sense of humor

"bro you just gotta go TALK to her bro. now check out these balls haha"

>>36953708
The way this board views the lives of themselves and others is so strange...

>>36953708
chad's "bizarre adventure" is literally just a shitty soap opera that normies watch and live out everyday

I'd be the quiet guy who becomes a criminal or something and they all say "i knew he was evil" and then I'm never seen from again because I was just filler all along

>>36953794
Nah you'd be the Autism awareness charity episode

>>36953788
>he doesn't have a split anon persona and an irl normie persona

hmm :/

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>>36953752
>>36953794

>slays pussy
>slays betas
>travels the world
>rises through society and makes it with ease
>built like a greek god
>interesting
>humorous
>lives forever
>

>Ywn be Chad
>ywn tell a beta male to "just b yourself, go talk to her bro" and creampie his oneitis an hour later
>you will never be thr star Q.B on your high school's football team
>ywn have the whole class laugh along with you.
>ywn have women confess

>>36953858
Look I'm not here to discuss how great Chad's life is. It's not bizarre and that's all that matters.

>>36953708
That's not Chad. Kellan Lutz is far more attractive than your regular "chad XD" fuccboi.

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>>36953888
Checked, but trust me. You have NO IDEA what Chad's day to day life is like.


He out lives your whole life experience in one day and does it 24/7.

I used to be a cameo character that would turn up once every 100 episodes

>>36953948
Sure, but in a normal way. Nothing he does is extraordinary or unexpected. Chad does exactly what society thinks of as good and normal.
Don't lump jojos with Chad please.

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I'm the heroine in Chad's adventure but he will never make a move on me