>parents will kick me out if I don't get a job within a week
help me lads. I have no prior experience and only a highschool education
Volunteer at goodwill and steal shit
Youre parents can't really complain since youre building your resume and by stealing things youre making it worth your while.
>>36951139
gotta be a job. I've done a bit of volunteer work before and it's the only thing on my resume.
>leave the house for 8 hours a day
>get wifi from starbucks on phone.
I read that as
>parents will kick me out if I don't get a gf within a week
had a good laugh thinking for a second it was a bait thread to make robots perceive their environments as hostile
>>36951200
>wanting to leave bed
>comfy in public
Youre a normie
>>36951102
temp agency if youre serious. min wage sucks but it's better than neetdom
>>36951102
Load up your car with everything you care about. Get a job at Mickey D's and live in your car.
Why don't you try the job corps?
>>36951244
>min wage sucks but it's better than neetdom
>wagies actually believe this
>>36951102
OP you have two choices here, and either one is going to define your life.
>throw a tantrum, no a meltdown to convey autism/mental illness
or
>become a drifter/join military