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Does anyone knows a foolproof/nearly painless way of committing suicide? I want to go and meet Kek, but I'm afraid of failing (like I do on everything) and end up unable to try again.
I live in Brazil.
>inb4 just get outside and get stabbed lmao
I'm not from Rio.
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Inject lighter fluid into your eyes while fisting your fatass grandma
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>>36950332
stop being a pussy and find something worth living for
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>>36950332
Helium asfixiation seems like a comfty suicide. But better yet, just smoke a joint and chill, bro
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Buy a plane ticket to Stavanger, Norway.
Climb Preikestolen.
Jump down from it.
100% fail-safe and zero pain. You will be minced meat on impact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preikestolen
Perfect method too, because if you regret it, no one will suspect or know a thing and you will not be damaged by it. I don't understand why people aren't jumping from there in droves.
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>>36951010
That place looks so fucking beautiful holy shit. Perfect place to leap to your death.
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>>36950332
lay down on railroad tracks
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Nao faca isso, anon.
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