>go to piss >finish pisssing >shake my penis a little

"No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants."

-- Stephen King

do you think this is unique? literally every man has experienced this. probably women too

>shake
>shake some more
>shake vigorously one last time
>shake
>zip up pants
>go to room and lay in bed
>move legs five minutes later
>piss shoots out of my dick

Try putting pressure on your gooch next time.

>>36950311
I never said it was unique. Why would I share an experience or feel if no one could relate to or understand it.

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>>36950276
>go to piss
>sit down because this is how a Patrician and man of leisure urinates
>finish pissing
>squeeze from base to tip
>grab square of TP and folder it over
>hold it on tip of penis and squeeze several more times
>never whiz in my underpants

>>36950736

I thought I was the only one who did this! Thank you based anon