Do you have any talents, r9k? After all, chicks only dig

I can mortal strike.

Am I suppose to be an expert on carpentry or something to be interesting? I was basically left alone to be an autistic little shit by myself when I was little and now I am too poor to do anything besides internet things. I will never be exceptional at anything.

I know a lot about history, politics and philosophy but my jaded realist views make me sound like a smart ass and a fedora and everyone gets triggered by them (on both the left and the right mind). I know a little javascript but not professionally so there are people much better than me who can do much more interesting things.

Also.

I can dance on the head of a pin as well.

I can make strangers stare for long periods

i'm okay at writing melodies

I can write stupid poems.
Observe!

Her thighs clung to the humid panties
Like the daffodil sticks to my tongue
When Ignacio shoots off at the bell strike
Leaving the scurrying ants to their syrupy leavings
Smeared glistening off the bowed grass blades

I can cook 1 minute rice in 59 seconds.

I can create shadow clones with the art of ninpo manipulation

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I can bend my thumb like such. It always freaked out normies.

Wanky guitar solos that make you do the special face and learning parts real quick for gigs.