d-does it count as me losing my virginity if I let a cute robot

>>36943184
For your ass virginity? Yes.
For the virginty that matters? No.

>>36943184
No even if it did happend your're such a loser ypu will forever be alone ypur virginity is perminant nigga

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>>36943209
>For your ass virginity? Yes.
>For the virginty that matters? No.

I think you are referring to the technical term "boiginity", and that is JUST as valid as a form of virginity as traditional virginity

>>36943232
is that a good thing or a bad thing

>>36943329
All the above faggot

>>36943329
>just as valid
Well, its gay, which means its not valid at all essentially. Its why getting pegged is a bitch thing to do for straight guys.

>>36943470
but gay is valid even the government says so we can even get gay married now

>>36943551
Not according to trump and he's kicking shit opinions and people off their pedestals left, right, and center and he's not even through the 1st of his 8 years.
Before its all done you'll be legally required to take mood stabilizers and anti-psychotics or spend the rest of your life in a padded cell and science can get back to actually curing psychological diseases.

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>>36943676
b-but trump held up the homo flag

He has to support my people

>>36943717
He needed the votes but like a vampire with a 6 pack of beer once he's in he's fucking in and he don't need the beer no more.

>>36943184
Am I still a virgin if I couldn't cum?

>>36943766
Doesn't matter if you came or not you were the ride not the rider it doesn't matter if you reached the destination or not just that you got your rider there.

>>36943808
No I mean I'm a guy, I fucked a girl and couldn't finish.

Am I still a virgin?

>>36943837
>No I mean I'm a guy, I fucked a girl and couldn't finish.
>Am I still a virgin?
This isn't the thread for you
go to some breeder containment thread

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>>36943184
Yes it does, I cum inside my bf daily

>>36943975
>Yes it does, I cum inside my bf daily
T-that's a really nice penis anon...

>>36943184
Will you be my boyfriend?
Pleeeeeease?
Sjajwkwkwnwbxk

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>>36943184
>tfw no robot friend to let them cum inside me

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>>36944264
I agree, have some more nice benis

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>>36944319
you wanna be my boyfriend? Why? I'm just a boring boy ;_;

>>36944582
What's your discord? I'll be the judge of that..

>>36944620
>What's your discord? I'll be the judge of that..
post yours desu

>>36944705
akira837#8177

After seeing all these trap threads I've come to a conclusion.

If I summon a genie and he gives me a wish, I would wish for every single female (male) to become an actual qt anime girl.

I just want to see what would happen.

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>>36944756
Waste of a wish, we already are cute anime girls~

>>36944798

No, that's the thing, you're not.

You're just pretending to be online by posting pictures drawn by mostly heterosexual japanese males.

That's why you hardly post your actual faces, because they probably all look 3dpd.

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Anyone to boyfriend

>>36944924
I will be your boyfriend
Vfhkh7b gi n ggj

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I'm a NEET with my own place, no roommates or parents.

Any of you queers want to be my maid? I'll buy you the uniform.

>>36943184
>cute
>robot buy

pick one. cute people can't be robots.

>>36944961
i'll be your maid but i'm not cute

>>36944961
Does one have to be a feminine qt?

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>>36944961
Where you live anon? I probably can't but the idea is neat

>>36944961
I'll be your maid but I'm a clumsy loser

Traps are no different than roasties now. All you want is dick. All traps are sluts now. It's kinda sad

>>36944961

>lonely desperate robot invites lonely desperate robot to live alone with him as a live-in maid.
>They're both awkward as fuck and sperg out to unbelievable levels, leading to pretty serious consequences which they then have to work together to resolve.

Someone should make a mini tv-series with this concept, I'd watch it.

>>36945041

>Traps are no different than roasties now. All you want is dick. All traps are sluts now. It's kinda sad

When was this any different?

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>>36944980
>>36944990
Hmmmm, these will be the requirements

>shorter than me (I'm 5'11")
>same size or smaller penis than me (I'm 6"x5")
>skinny
>willing to remove body hair

Face is less relevant, you'll mostly just be a cum repository. If you're really ugly I'll just get you a medical mask like what they wear in Japan. A cute face is a plus though, so I can kiss you passionately.. It's also okay if your body is not a perfect hourglass.

Also we'd both be getting STD tests done so I can cum inside of you with confidence.

My locale is Windsor, Ontario, but if you are from Toronto say, it would be easy for you to get here by train.

>>36945041
But they want our dicks, right?

>>36945150
They just want your attention
What they want is Chad dicks
You're just there to keep them company until

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>>36945134
>5'7
>6in
>skinny
>yes
>not leaf

>>36945134
>meet all the requirements except height
Oh, well I live too far away anyway.

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>>36945094
That would never happen because I would just listen to them

>>36945176
Damn, well, do you have Steam? We could just ERP and maybe trade pics?

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>>36945134
>shorter than me (I'm 5'11")
I'm 5'4
>same size or smaller penis than me (I'm 6"x5")
My dick is barely 5 inches.
>skinny
I'm 12519 lbs.
>willing to remove body hair
I already do that.
>you'll mostly just be a cum repository
Literally my ideal job.

>My locale is Windsor, Ontario
Over 1500 miles away.

Fuck, it was too good to be true.

>>36945276
>1500 miles away
Where do you live, anyway? If close I'll take you in instead.

>>36945134
Is there a way I can contact you?

5'5ish
4in
Have a little bit of belly but can work out if it bothers you.
Yes.

>>36945312
1500 miles to the south, aka tacoland.

>>36945170
That's true about some but I fucking hate guys like that, it's part of why I started browsing r9k. Also what Chad would fuck a trap.

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I wantca cute boi on my cock

>>36945365
>tacoland
Marry me and I'll give you citizenship, but you have to be my wife(male) forever.

>>36945365
I live close to Mexico
literally why aren't you my bf yet

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>>36945365
>>36945276
I actually have a decent sum of money right now, and my passport will be delivered in two weeks. If you're cute enough, I might just fly to where you are so I can pump you full of my baby juice.

I was thinking of going to Amsterdam or Tokyo, but Mexico sounds interesting too.

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>>36945416
You sure? My only abilities are taking it in the ass and getting a mouthful, I can't cook or clean for shit, not exactly wife material You know.
>>36945430
How close? I'm literally in the middle of Mexico.
>>36945452
Yeah, it's "interesting" as in the cartel drops heads of beheaded people in the middle of the street in midday interesting.

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>>36945452
come visit me instead desuuu
post contact

>>36945527
>My only abilities are taking it in the ass and getting a mouthful
That's a great start, the rest will come in time, you will learn to be a good wife (male) for me. I promise to take care of you during the day and sexually dominate you at night. Post contact.

>>36945551
[email protected]

Where do you live? Does your city have an international airport?

Tfw live in the middle of nowhere in Scotland
Tfw no guys anywhere near me wanting a boy maid/fucktoy

>>36943184
Yes, if you are female.

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>>36943975
that's a cute benis

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>>36945588
As long as you give me food, shelter and whorepills to turn into a girl (male) I guess I might manage to learn to cook and clean.

>>36945721

Are you cute, skinny, and feminine?

>>36943184
what the flying fuck why wouldn't it count

>>36945800

>As long as you give me food, shelter and whorepills to turn into a girl (male) I guess I might manage to learn to cook and clean.

/r9k/ trap threads: helping us become better people.

>>36945800
I can provide all of that and I won't even abandon you when you grow old. You'll have to learn to cook and clean even just a minimum. Got any contact info?f

>>36945134
>same size or smaller penis than me (I'm 6"x5")

I'm much larger

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>>36945890
Are you sure? Old trans people are never qt

>>36946183
>Are you sure? Old trans people are never qt
old women are never cute either
Why do people being this up every times trannies come up like it's a meaningful point at all

>>36946183
>implying by that point in time I won't have genuine affection for you that goes beyond physical looks

Ah, you think too little of me.

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>>36946256
>old women are never cute either

but that's wrong?

>>36946183
age kills all beauty, not just in trans people

plus if they take enough hormones this doesn't really happen. Nice try faggot.

>discovering that my penis fetish is uncommon
Well, this is disappointing

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>tfw no bf

Time to end it all.

>>36946735
>penis fetish
anon I hate to break this to you but you are gay

>>36946594
>age kills all beauty, not just in trans people

not in men

at least nowhere near as much

>>36947001
Wait! Before you end it all, what if I told you it was possible to get a bf?

Even better, you don't even have to leave this site! You can find one right here on /r9k/.

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>>36947058
What do you mean? Would you fuck grandpa?

>>36947138
Who here on /r9k/ would want a bf?

>>36947389
men age way better than anything else. Feminine beauty relies heavily on youthful features, while masculine beauty can stay intact well into the 50s

When it comes to aging, it goes like this:

masculine men > women > Fem boys > Traps

>>36947138
I wish this were true but I've been looking for months now with no luck. I just want a short bf to love forever.

>>36947598
>I wish this were true but I've been looking for months now with no luck. I just want a short bf to love forever.
You haven't looked hard enough though

>>36947628
What must I do then

>tfw no bf
>I will never have a bf because I'm a dumb ugly NEET

It's a cycle, I get depressed and anxious because I don't try, and I don't try because of the depression and anxiety.

I'll just keep living the hermit life until I die I guess.

>>36947839
>What must I do then
sorry I was wrong
you've looked enough

>>36947839
Not the person you replied to, but online dating might work.That shit is easymode if you're gay. I used to have my profile set to bisexual, but I turned it to straight because I was getting sick of the bullshit that I'd get from dudes on there. I guess if you have absolutely no standards, then its worth a shot.

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>tfw not a virgin
>tfw had an ex who truly loved me
>tfw people tell me I look cute
So why do I still feel so unwanted and worthless and ugly? Does it ever get any better?
Ever since I experienced what falling asleep and waking up in someone's embrace feels like I've been craving it way more.

>>36949450
>So why do I still feel so unwanted and worthless and ugly?

because you're fucking hormonal and stupid

>>36943184
>>36943329
>>36943975
>>36944924
>>36949450
>>36949531


>>>/bant/371590

oops, this comment is ultra original

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>>36949531
>hormonal and stupid

>>36949735
It's true. Why else would you feel like something you're not? You're neurotic, you have a complex. Et cetera

Fuck you

>>36949735
>>36949676
anime posters go here, where you are appreciated and cherished

>>36949676
/bant/ is a nice board. I hope it catches on and Hiromoot doesn't drop the hammer on it. Its a fun idea.

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>tfw will never be forced into the fagbag

Not only does it not count as losing your virginity, it's also fucking gay.

>>36950583
Shit, why did this make me hard?

>>36950583

HAHAHAHA

the internet is so fucking absurd

>>36950900
because being restrained is hot, and rubbing dicks is also hot. So being restrained into rubbing dicks and bodies with another boy is double hot

>>36950583
The real punishment is carbon monoxiede

>>36951159
there would be breathing holes, or tubes stuck in their noses so they can breathe

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Who else here is getting satan to turn them into a succubus(male)?