I'm going to get tinder for the first time. I need a faq/guide/tutorial

Step 1. Uninstall Tinder.
Step 2. Go outside or use (((Facebook)))

>find the fattest or most single mom of them
>swipe right
>see no matches
>sob quietly in bed
ur welcome

>create fake profile with chad photos
>swipe right
>message 10/10 grills with eyy gurl u wan sum fuk
>cry yourself to sleep when they respond to chad

What about escorts? Wouldn't that be easier?

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>>36940166
how does fb work for this

>>36940266
tried it
too expensive and less intimate

>>36940368
I don't think tindr is going to be much more intimate. How much did you pay for your escort?

>>36940368
What is chatting with random thots on your friends listv

Elle Fanning is my weakness....

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guys what do I say this could be my only shot she is the hottest I've ever matched with

>>36940742
bud bundy would approve