"Get over here, desk jockey, and suck my big thick cock.

>>36930023
I get to suck a dick AND make 100k a year? What's the catch?

Do it and bite his dick hard.

Then take a picture of it and blackmail him.

"Seems like you're trying to trick me, boss.
You could for example fire me immediately, exclaiming that I since no years had gone by you owe me nothing.
Or you could just say the entire deal didn't take place and I'd have no way to prove it did.
Rather, for that kind of money you hire hundreds of prostitutes to blow your dick."

>>36930040
That was exactly my thought, anon, we are now fa m

>>36930023
Suck it and become his secretary

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>>36930023
Do it presuming I have evidence that he said that, then get him fired and sue the company for well over a million dollars.

That's enough NEETbux to get my NEET life started.

I would suck on this like my life depended on it, offer him my ass and make it clear I'm available to service him any time, day or night.

The 100k could be nice too.

>>36930807
"$200k/year for access to your boipucci whenever I want it, now bend over."