>go to burger place to get burgers
>sitting down waiting for order
>girl walks past and squeezes my leg
w-what did she mean by this
She was asserting her sexual dominance over you and wanted you to worship her with carnal offerings
silly beta, the s e x is for non-autists
>>36928961
She's for Chad only, lmao at you thinking she liked you
>>36929039
so basically i just ruined my chance at getting a dom gf
She was trying to pickpocket you.
>>36929117
holy shit i cant find my phone
FUCK
Girls slap my ass all the time, I don't fucking get it. I'm a guy.
>>36928961
She actually was trying to palp your phone/money stuff to pickpocket you fucking moron