>pressed into the royal navy
what do? the bosun is a goddamned prick and they don't let me sleep enough. The daily rum ration helps but on the whole this sucks. I am so sick of all these fucking ropes.
>tfw cant find any wenches to bed in port
>Royal Marines make fun of me
God damn Chads
>>36928676
>Tfw no mermaid gf
> Tfw no cabin boy bf
>Tfw teeth are falling out due to scurvy
Feels nautical man.
>try to rub out a stealth wank
> 19 shipmates sitting nearby see my small bowsprit
>>36929071
>cabin boy bf
You mean cabinboi gf (male)?
>Captains daughter is 9
>not a pedo
>1 year at sea
>captains daughter is 10
>maybe a pedo
Feels bad Mateys