>be 20 >have license, but mom doesn't let me drive

How did you crash? What happened after? You the gayest for sure.

>>36925074
why does your sister get to drive and not you

>>36925074
>going to frys for ice cream
Why

kek'd hard OP thanks
Orig

>>36925296
Not OP, but do you really not know the answer to that question?

>>36925074
frys has ice cream?

>>36925385
I actually don't know
Original

>>36925074
Good, you deserve it you phoneposter.
>>36925642
Well it's a supermarket, so yeah.

>>36925696
He's likely a clumsy clueless autist so his mother doesn't want him driving. His sister is probably normal.

>>36925696
Girls are always spoiled rotten.

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>>36925642
Whole aisle for it, actually

>work at burger-flipping joint
>co-worker asks if I can cover him for a couple hours
>I don't know what this means, but say sure
>don't attend to any of his responsibilities
>he comes back and freaks out
>he has to rush and clean the bathroom, unload a bunch of stock. and wash a bunch of dishes in 30 minutes or Rothstein will have his dick
>he barely finishes
>asks later if I forgot
>I don't know what to say cause I have no idea what he means
>he gives me annoyed look and says, "Whatever."
>explain to mummy and she looks sad and says "oh anon" and spells it out for me

I think that's when she realized I'd never live independently.

>>36925834
>walmart style shelf labels
>chapmans ice cream
>great value brand ice cream

get out of here, you lying faggot.

>>36926073
>managers didn't shit down the active staffs' necks
>guy actually did his work
This doesn't sound like food service to me

>>36926145
It's a picture from google images. I didn't look at it closely. but anyway every major grocery store has an ice cream aisle. Every frys I've been in has one. Maybe the frys you go to is some freak exception, but that would be weird.

I actually had something similar happen to me when I was 19. No point in greentexting cause it really is that similar.

>>36925074
HAHA my mom DOES put me on the insurance to drive her truck. Stay mad bitch.

>>36925074
>have license
>but no car

everyday i ask myself 'why?'

>>36925074
>2017
>still consuming pasteurized Jew products

>>36925074
This is why autists should not be allowed to possess driving licenses. They're all terrible drivers.

I'm 26 and still don't have my license.

Prolly cause your mom sheltered you from driving too much.

Op sister probably works and pays her part for the insurance meanwhile op is a NEET. (This is why he prob isn't allowed to drive)

>>36928431
Not OP but he's told this story in another thread and he said his sister doesn't have a job.

Bump for interest
Other people should post stories too. I'd post one but I don't have any

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>>36927511
Are you kidding? Usually those guys are the best. It's Chad and Stacey that suck at driving.

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>>36929754
Autists think they're the best, anyway.

>>36928431
>roastie detected
Of course that's not original