"Heeeeeyyy broooo...the girls were wondering if you could

No if you want to get fucked up you'll do what I had to, by buying illegal drugs that are much easier to get.

>>36923616
That depends.. what do I get out of it?

>>36923684
You get to lick the inside of Stacy's glass when she's done with it and pretend you kissed.

>>36923616
take money and hire a prostitute

>>36923616
if you give me the money, sure. i need to walk doggo anyway.

>>36923711
Deal, ill do it.

>>36923616
love the way on a special night with friends they still have salad and all that shit. staying stick thin for them must be important. if i ever had friends i invite, i'd buy fucking pizza, mountain dew and a ton of flavoured glucose snacks and chow it all down in an hour. resume the next day like normal, exercising and it will be like nothing ever happened.

How are you gunna pay for it?
And no, I don't mean cash.

>>36923616
Sure. Whose paying?

>>36923807
>tacos
>drink with 50+ grams of sugar in
What?

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>>36923616

If blondie lets me eat her out while the rest of you watch, sure.

>>36923616
sure thing
>buys cheap tequila
enjoy

>>36923616
>buying illegal drugs that are much easier to get.
haHAA

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>>36923684
You're thinking short term anon...think about the long-term.
Just imagine what you can do to them, once their skelly woman bodies get wasted from not being able to hold alcohol.

Only if we get to play Spin The Bottle

Sure. Give me the money rounded up to the nearest $10 and I keep the change. Also I'm only going to one store and if your shit isn't there I'll send you one text telling you to pick something else but if you don't reply then I'm leaving.

That was my rate when I was the only of age person

>>36923918
This
If they act like whores sober then how can they blame it on the alcohol later?

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>>36923807
Except you don't exercise, anon.
If you did, you wouldn't be a pig.

>>36923616
I bought a quart of strawberry vodka for two girls and they started to drink and the hot one got real drunk and let me play with her titties but then got sick and puked so lost my chance to do anymore

>>36923983
Should've just did it anyway while she was asleep,

>fuck off. You don't need to lose any more brain cells
I told my sister that when she asked me once, but I hate her and she's already a stupid bitch so she didn't need alcohol amplifying that.

>tell them to give me a 20er each
>buy them some cheap shit

>>36923807
Look at the taco shells. The shredded lettuce is taco fixings.

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>>36923616
"U-uh... s-sure. What kind?"
>tfw beta social autist

>>36924028
she had vomit all over her

>>36924105
Oh look who's too good to sexually assault an unconscious girl just she barfed on herself la de dah

>>36924105
so? did she vomit on her back and butt too?
You just roll her over

>>36923616
The only thing you sluts are going to get fucked up on is my dick

>>36924184
...he thought to himself, on the way to the liquor store.

>>36923616
>uh.. okay. You'll pay me back later, r- right girls?

>>36924148
no but she was still semiconscious and stank

>>36924251
>mmm...no, but you can smell the couch cushions after we leave and I won't tell Mom.

>>36924273
If she stayed semiconscious the entire night, then she wasn't that drunk then. Even then it's not hard to convince a drunk chick to get her clothes off.
I'd just wrap a shirt around my nose, and get to work.

>>36924344
>c..can you use me as a leg rest instead..?

>>36924390
>god fine! But NO talking or eye contact.

>>36924458
>sorry i'm not gay fuck you

>>36924458
>humiliation is my fetish
I'd probably make eye contact just so she humiliates me.
Hopefully I'll convince them to piss on me as punishment

>>36924562
They're eating tacos, so you'll probably spend the whole night getting braaaapppt on.

>>36923878


to fat people, anything with lettuce is a salad

>>36924592
Was getting braaped on part of your plan?

>>36923878
>1 500ml bottle on table
>6 babes

>>36923616
'fuck no, you're going to ruin everything for me you irresponsible teenage wench'

also

>implying this would help you fuck any of your sister's young friends, who are off limits and who have access to teenage chad over you anyway

>>36923972
>no friends
>do all college work at college
>don't work much
i do solitary sport, one where you go and train for hours alone and occasionally race. i recommend it to be honest, though i have literally no muscle mass. just you and your thoughts for hours at a time.