>one chance at life >born American How do the Europoors

>>36922211
They try to feel better about it by eating crisps and biscuits and talking about how much better they are with their gay accents.

if I was born American it would probably be the last straw to push me into suicide.

>>36922211
Sometimes this question crosses my mind, "why am I such a shitty Euro" I think, "If I was American I'd have guns, it would be awesome just to have your own little arsenal and shoot at random shit". Then I go to my GP, have a physical, and pick up my antidepressants. All without having to refinance my house, and I think "I'll survive"

It's really not bad at all actually
I've visited America and do not envy the lifestyle.

>>36922390
I could just feel the envy coming from you Eurocuck. Real sad. Enjoy Germany controlling you and Greece shitting on your currency

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>>36922376
If GP means single payer health care then you can keep it. Fuck off Communist pig. I shouldn't have to pay for other people's Health care.

>>36922211
I wish I lived in a small town in America. I visited once and it was really comfy.

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>>36922372
Does living in a nation ruled by Globalists, Social Democrats, and socialists, not enough to push you?

i like having good health care where i live. the american health care system is the worst in the world you cant deny that

>>36922499
Yeah if you don't work for a living like a subhuman. I work for a living, so I get great Healthcare benefits from my employer. Once again, capitalism weeds out the cucks, while communist Europe is literally a cuck factory

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OP here, America is better than all of Europe because if you are patriotic here its ok. In europe its considered racist.

So happy I'm not a burger. I love being Yuropoor, even if I'm from the shittiest part of Europe.

>>36922499
Is health care seriously all you faggots have as an argument? Really who fucking cares. If I'm sick I go to the dr. and I pay my bill. It's not a problem.
Europe is a dying shit hole. The sooner the old world dies the better.

>>36922565
You don't get to post here you European subhuman. Only freedom can speak

>>36922573
They always cite Healthcare, but never cite the crippling economy in Spain with 20% unemployment

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>>36922565
How? especially if ur in the EU. They want a "United States of Europe". They'll probably ban your nation's flag.

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>>36922211
by moving there, stealing your jerb and a qt3.14 that could've dated you instead

>>36922555
I'm jealous of the non whites in the us. You guys have blacks and Mexicans. One group speaks English, both are Christian with western values, both are poor and stick together in their own ghettos.
In Canada our biggest minority groups are Asians and Muslims. Neither can speak English, they're rich as fuck and buy up as much land as possible, they bribe politicians, our "multiculturalism" laws make it so they can act like they're still back in China or durka durkastan. I don't know how anyone can think Canada is better. We have free healthcare but it's no used to me since I never get sick.

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>tfw not obese
>tfw Europe is surrounded by muslims
>tfw you would like to be obese to die faster

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>>36922643
I fucking hate you Europeans. I seriously hate Euro Immigrants than Mexican or Muslim immigrants. At least they are somewhat appreciative being here. Fuck off Back to Europe with your poor economies, unemployment, and EU. American jobs should not go to Eurofags.

>>36922638
A federal union led by the most advanced nations on Earth. Doesn't sound bad to be. Who cares about flags?

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>>36922211
>free health care
>neetbux guaranteed as citizen
>free education
>good public transports and bike roads
>shitty weathers kind of ruin it
Otherwise yeah, i deal with it pretty well

>>36922573
>Europe is a dying shit hole.
I get all my news from /pol/: the post. On the contrary, Europe is slowly getting its shit back together and will be the world power within a generation. America is dying, it will just keep on slowly withering with no hope of recovery in sight.

Reagan set America on an irreversible course of self-destruction. Trump is just accelerating the pace.

>>36922658
Our muslims and asians also have trouble with English, but most seem to identify as American. Why don't your people identify as Canadian?

I usually deal with it by going to one of the legal brothels. You poor Americucks, "land of the free" indeed.

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>>36922701
found the Socialist. How can it be made of the most advanced nations if America isn't apart of it? it's sad you need the EU to match the USA in Economic wealth and military power.

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>>36922778
>Divide and conquer brought to you abdullah from the desert bunger in the ISIS lands
Dreams not memes for you sir

>>36922740
Because of what the government sells to immigrants. In America they say "You're an American first, but be proud of your paki heritage. Gotta assimilate Ahmed, but we'd love to try some kebab." (The right way to celebrate diversity)
In Canada our government says "You are equally Canadian and Paki. Feels free to act just as you did in Pakistan." (Wrong way)

ITT: Ameripoors who can't afford to leave their country and are part of the 80% who don't even have passports pretending they have any idea what the rest of the world is actually like

>>36922972
ITT: Europeans performing escapism to try and forgot the harsh reality if their crippling economy

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>>36922972
Actually, I've been to Germany, Italy, France, Switzerland, and England. Cool places to visit but, I like living in America, Have fun with the crumbling economies. My country is still going strong.

>>36923031

>rekt Ameripoor desperately tries and fails miserably after getting btfo - the post

>>36923042

And I've also been to all those places as well as Ameripoor, good luck with your crumbling infrastructure, abject poverty stricken underclass, trillions of debt, and financially crippling healthcare.

>>36922555
trips of truth

origamalamadingdong

>>36922211
>Literally made a thread about how being an amerifat is 100x better then being europoor and got 3 replies
Even on the internet us europeans are cucked

>>36922466
You already do if you have insurance though.

>>36922466
>I shouldn't have to pay for other people's Health care.

You already do though. That's the joke of your 3rd world shithole - not only do you pay for health insurance, you still pay for healthcare through your taxes.