>normie neighbour comes home next weekend >he's having

you should definitely go

look people in the eye

give em a firm handshake

repeat their name when they introduce themselves, but call them "bro" or "man" the rest of the night

bring beer to the party

>>36921727
If your heart say to ou to go,go.But if not,not go.

>>36921727
There's not really any reason not to go.
If it gets super bad, walk home.
Also, bring a g-g-girl home and fuck her.

>>36921727
Knock back a few beers, talk to some people and if it gets weird just tell your neighbor you've got some things at home you need to catch up on.

>>36921727
Do what I do:
>Get wasted
>Go
>Break some shit
>Throw up somewhere
>Leave

Then regret it and feel guilty for the next few days. Eventually you'll move on.

>>36921895
>bring a g-g-girl home and fuck her.
but I live with my mom and little sister

Make sure you get hammered for that kind of thing. Drink as much hard liqour as you can, yolo

>>36921945
Stay home and fuck the sister

>>36921727
What kind of cat is that, dude?

>>36923725
looks like a raccoon
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