You know that kind of ass that some girls have where it's big and pretty nice but kind of just a little too flabby, and then they stuff it into a pair of jeans?
It's like Big Ass + Extra Ass (For Ass Lovers) + Stuffed into jeans that would be pushing it even for a Medium ass
Not quite a fat ass, not one of those disgusting hypertrophy asses for hardcore hypertrophic ass fetishists. I'm just talking a nice big ass that any normal guy would like, really "Big Ass" on the upper end of the normal spectrum of ass appreciation, with a LITTLE extra more, just pushing the boundaries of the spectrum, and then crammed into a pair of tight pants
Does anyone know what I mean? Sometimes it's a little more than the jeans can handle, and so the end result isn't a picture-perfect ass that an artist might draw, but that actually makes it better because it humanizes the ass and makes you realise it's a REAL ass, not some cartoon ass, that all that FAT ASS is inside those jeans right in front of you. The kind of ass where when you grab it in real life you get angry because you can't hold enough of it in your hand.
Is there a word for that kind of ass? If I search "big asses" I get retarded niche ass fetishists who want girls that look like their ass has suffered an internal structural collapse, or BBW faggots, or disgusting cartoonish ones. But if I search "nice ass" I get those picture perfect asses that a cartoonist would draw, where it's technically a nice big ass, but it's too taut, it's all too perfect.
Anyway, my point is, I want a great big ass on my face and I hate my life.
Wow. You really like ass.
yeah I know what you mean. I don't like generic bubble butts either.
It's just something you pick up after watching a bunch of amature porn - you start being more stimulated by "reality".
my sexuality stages were:
6-14 (photoshopped magazine pictures)
14-16 (pro-ish online porn)
16-18 (mostly amature)
18-now (100% amature, best if low quality webcam)
>>36917063
I want this woman to beat me up with that hammer
holy SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>36917063
This is too much ass.
>>36917063
>Ol' Ox Thighs
Absolutely nothing about that is attractive.
t. ass guy
>>36917063
Hey look!
It's the long lost sister of Amy Schumer's mom and Lena Dunham's dad.