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Fellow robot don't fall for the "self-improvement"

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Fellow robot don't fall for the "self-improvement" meme. It's a lie and i ruined my life.True robot like us are destined to be alone. It's natural selection. We are doomed. We are socially retarded and we can't even think of competing against chads and normies.

Here i post my story
>be me
>20 yo, friendless, virgin with long red-dyed hair faggot
>fell for the "self-improvement" meme here on /r9k
>I got some decent clothes and cut my hair
>started going to the gym
>started to hang out once or twice a month with normie """""friends"""""
>started playing MTG to met nerdy people i could be friend with
>went out the confort-zone to learn to talk more with girls
>stopped lurking on /r9k
>cut videogame time to a bare minumum
>flashforward
>be me
>22 yo, still no real friends, still virgin and no gf
>gained almost no weight because i'm a hard gainer
>spent all my savings to buy normie clothes, gym membership, MTG cards (i quitted after 2 months because everyone at my LGS was a uber normie)
>more depressed then ever
>suicidal thoughts every day


2 years ago i wasn't happy, but on the other and i felt unique and i spent the whole time doing something i loved (playing videogames, lurking here). Now i'm one of them, I'm a falied normie with no hope, a living joke.


Fellow robots i want to hear your stories now. Greentexts are very appreciated
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did u try being yourself

reg
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you're 22. let me give you some advice, cut 4chan time to bare minimum. accept that even if you don't find a girl you can be productive and find happiness with educating yourself. Don't waste your time. If you start now you can accomplish quite a bit. I hope this helps. gl. also, I recently quit mtgo and kind of miss it.
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>>36916762
>>36916939
I'm 22 too and I've been on /r9k/ for a month or so. Never took 4chan seriously before that (mostly lurked just a few times a week on other boards). I found this place because I was (still am) desperate.
>tfw never had a gf
>never had female friends
>don't know how to approach them
>don't know how to talk to them
>social anxiety
>shy as fuck, literally living tomato
>I get embarassed about everything
I'm studying and trying to be productive but this loneliness is killing me.
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>>36916832
Thanks Anon i've never thought about that. I bet now i'll get mad pucci


>>36916939
I know I'm only 22 yo, but i truely tried my best and nothing changed ad because of that i lost almost any hope.
The tfw no gf isn't bothering me much, it's more the complete lonelisess that it's driving me crazy.
Also I had quitted 4chan for a year, but when I realised that things weren't getting better I returned here.
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Wait, you played MagicTG and quit because the neckbeards playing it with you were /too/ normie for you? What?
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>>36917468
btw are you on antidepressants already?
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should have converted to Mormonism to find a nice conservative gf
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>>36916762
Self improvement does not mean work to be accepted by others. It's meant to drive you to do better for yourself, so you thrive on your own. The main principle is to do what you wanna do. For yourself
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>>36917626
They were just fake nerds. I was looking for someone to watch anime or playing videogames with, but they were just like:

>ooh yeah, le Naruto le best anime ever
>have you played FIFA anon? It's like le best videogame ever

>>36917721
I have no money to see a therapist, besides I read in a thread here on /r9k, that they only fuck you up. My life is shitty enought as it is right now and i don't want to make it worse

>>36917888
Is this just a more sophisticated way to say: "Just be yourself bruh"
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>>36917957
Only if you think of it that way. The missing context you don't have is the fact that you're supposed to do it for yourself. Self improvement doesn't mean wasting money on outings or the gym. It's self pursuit to gain, no sad bullshit or making friends. What do you like ? Let's say you wanna learn saxophone and just say fuck everyone else. Then you can. You'd dedicate your time to learning and working with something that genuinely makes you happy.
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>>36916939
>just quit 4chan bruh, you will imrpove xD
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>>36917957

>Is this just a more sophisticated way to say: "Just be yourself bruh"

No it's not. Right now you seem to be following some sort of plan to fit in, the whole self improvement meme is shitty fucking normie stereotypes made into a plan of how to be "normal". It's retarded.

Real self improvement is setting out a goal for yourself and working on getting towards it. Like why the fuck can't you play video games? It's literally a fucking stereotype about nerds. It's a fucking south park cliche, if you really enjoy video games I think no one would give a shit. Seriously, go make some fucking friends on steam or something. For fuck sake.

post skype I'll be your friend
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>>36918240
Thanks anon, but i don't want steam friends, my depression is draining all my energies and right now playing videogames to me seems like an impossible task.
I have goals and dreams but having no one to share them with, makes them feel pointless
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>>36916762
>>gained almost no weight because i'm a hard gainer
Pls post before and after pictures with timeframe. You must have made decent gains if you weren't retarded for two years at the gym.
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>>36918726
sorry anon but i have no photos. I gained some biceps,pectos and back muscles, but i still look like a skelly
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>>36919307
Of course you fell for the meme, you were retarded. Anyways, I can't blame you if you didn't enjoy it and lifted for grills.
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>>36916939
How the heck do you motivate yourself to learn?

I can barely pull myself out of bed, let alone pick up new concepts.
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>>36916762
Dunno what to tell you dude. If you don't naturally enjoy doing all that socialising and working hard and buying clothes and shit stuff then don't bother with it.

Just do what you enjoy and be okay with being an outcast. Your brain changes and develops over time so you might "grow out of it" so to say one day. 22 is still pretty young, and being a virgin literally makes no difference to your life physically. If someone asks if you've had sex you can just say "yes" and they will believe you, it literally doesn't matter. It just feels like fapping but a bit better. It doesn't magically change your life.
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>>36919576
I really really enjoy this one video game so I wake up really early to play it, talk to people online about it etc.

Find something that you really like for some reason. It doesn't have to be cool or even socially acceptable, just something you like doing.

It's varied for me over time on what it is. Usually video games but sometimes some kind of physical activity or book or something.

4chan gets stale after a while.
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>>36916762
have a robot story from a 30 year old
: >talk on discord a few days really start to enjoy each others company
>fast forward 3 days I am on an interstate going to I don't fucking know
>get lost
>break multiple traffic laws the entire time
>finally find the place walk up shaking
>she comes out and gives me the first and best hug of my life and I just give a shitty air hug trembling
>ask to walk because holy shit driving
>walk to lunch awkwardly.... she orders....
>realize I am a pale robot and I am now sunburned to a crisp
>sit down in a park to eat food because fuck indoors places in a city
>spaghetti day in the park for an hour
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>>36919794
Ah, I remember this. It was in that Zeemaps thread yesterday.
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>>36919794
I forgot she had to actually force me to use the bathroom due to fear of public restrooms I have
>sit in the park legs trembling the entire time
>she goes to hold my hand
>I reluctantly agree then immediately get a boner
>no undies so its all against my jeans
>awkwardly walk back to her place happy and scared to death at the same time with a fucked up dick due to random boner that got caught in zipper
>sit in some shade on a 2 person chair and finally relaxed
>we even browsed r9k a bit
>Then I met her mom fuck fuck fuck
>not as bad as I thought but holy shit I seem like a fucking loser
>her dad walks by only thing he says is there is mold on my car... fuck
>so now we decide to go to the movies but we cannot walk there...I got this
>so she gets into my car I can barely keep running roof if falling in it's just fucked
>get fucking lost going to the movies
>have no idea what the fuck is happening people are honking horns I am fucking terrified and a phone is talking robot directions I am supposed to follow(it's her phone I do not own one)
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>>36919794
>>36919875
>>36919844
Pretty happy with this story
>finally get my moms car to the movie place
>can't even figure out the parking lot in a fucking city so many arrows so many ways to go wtf is this
>more awkward walking to up to the place thank god we payed online and didn't have to get tickets or interact with the tellers
>almost go into wrong movie
>finally find the right place and as we go in I stumble because holy shit these inclines
>pretend it didn't happen even tho I am pretty sure everyone saw it
>make it to comfy seats finally maybe that will fix my dick
>only makes it worse fuck
>go through movie constantly moving around
>movie actually goes great despite being the first movie I have seen since jurrasic park 1 in theater
>help hands and sat close to each other actually enjoying a movie fuck this is great
>thinking the entire time I left my lights on on the car fuck
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>>36919898
>>36919875
>>36919794
>movie was guardians of the galaxy 2 I think
>walk out of movie almost pass out from standing up too fast and being so rigid and popcorn fumes
>forget where I fucking parked
>good thing she remembered
>get in car my mom calls my 2005 flip phone I have tell her everything is great and I am fine
>only kind of get lost on the way back to her place
>back to comfy 2 person chair
>we really get close to each other I finally put an arm on her and we just talk for a bit
>shaking finally stopping and I am not stuttering anymore the dream
>keep talking holding hands and sitting close ect the fucking dream this has never happen to me
>realize how fucking late it is and she woke up at 6 am and wrap things up with a kiss
> realize I am fucking lost and have no idea how to get home
>go inside her house in front of her mom and dad and awkwardly stand there and she prints google maps for me
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>>36919931
>>36919898
>>36919875
>>36919794
>just fidgeting in the living room only responding when spoken to fuck
>k now it's really late and I am surprised she is up for me say out goodbyes and I am off feeling pretty well about everything
>that was the best shit in my life
>go the wrong way every chance possible breaking many traffic laws
>go in a circle for 5 minutes until I run a red light and almost go into oncoming traffic
>fuck cop lights
>I stop middle of the fucking road and ask if I should stop here and he tells me to pull over to an alley
>pull in and I am fucking terrified
>give id with intense shaking hand
>apparently he smells weed
>5 cops now surround me as I am sitting there shaking complying with what they ask
>some how cops are fucking bro tier with straight edge never been pulled over white guys
>drug dogs pull up main sergeant says I made him so relaxed I don't even need to be searched
>no tickets no warning just directions home
>I fuck that up still run more red lights by pure accident and some how don't fucking die and eventually after an hour of circles I find my way to a road I recognize
>finally a straight 2 lane road that goes forever to home
>get home message femanon I am safe

went great all things considered 10/10 would self improve for probably going to meet up again soon
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>>36919983
how can you be such a shitty driver? I understand that cities can be confusing, but come on.
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