>oh hey anon I haven't seen you since high school >what

>Implying anyone would remember me at all

>>36915197
J-just baneposting.

>>36915197
>just so you know, i had a huge crush on you, wanna go for a coffee?

>>36915197
Yeah. I'm kinda in a hurry and can't talk right now, was fun seeing you though.

>>36915197
crossdressing and camwhoring

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nothing big
just memed a president into power

i had this situation
>haha nothing
>i have to go
got drunk and masturbated later to feel better again

>y'know just not being a single mother or anything

>>36915294
You mean the jews memed a president into power right? You frog posted in an echo chamber faggot.

>>36915197
>WOW, Anon! You're looking big! Have you been hitting the gym? I remember seeing the scrawny kid speed walking to home room every day.

I will give you $1,000 for the panities you are wearing right now
I am 100% serious

>>36915197
holy fuck the 10 year reunion is next year
>want to go see who else fucked up
>don't want to go let them see I fucked up

>>36916387
hire a hooker to go with you and just bullshit everybody

>>36915244
'no you creep'

>>36915197
>with friend I knew since we were in elementary school
>2 years ago
>21
>go into store buy booze and go back to his car and wait for him
>he comes out and tells me to come in a guy from hs is in the store
>I say nah I'll just wait
>he keeps saying come on
>just say no
>eventually go inside
>awkward
>he says hi
>I say hi and just look at the ground standing there awkwardly
>he asks what i've been up to
>nothing
>you working
>no
>oh you should get on that
>yeah
>just look at the ground until my friend says bye to him
>sprint to the car and wait
I hate people who I was never friends with try to talk to me

>>36915197
>what's that in your cart anon?
>nothing but skittles, donuts and tendies?

h-heh

t-trick or t-treat!

fuck off you slag. i only date black men now, dont try to flirt with me

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>>36915334
>You frog posted in an echo chamber faggot.
Cheer up anon, only 7 years left.

>>36915197
Dropping college, working a dead-end job and being a fucking loser in general, and you?

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Tfw i ghosted highschool so hard they didnt put me in the year book. Im just not in it. For my last year of marching band every senior got a card with messages from other band members. Mine had 1 of 3 things
1: >You were pretty quiet but....
2: >You were funny when you talked...
3: >Inside joke i made during band about hanging niggers
Hell im probably romanticizeing the first two. They were not pleasent but felt like a "I have to say SOMETHING.." type thing

>>36916519

>hfw one of the other fuckups recognizes her and calls him out

>>36916387
What shitty 3rd world school still has reunions? Everybody who isn't antisocial (they didnt have friends anyways) is on Facebook.

>>36915197
I'm a surgeon now.

I know I'm an arsehole but I love making normalfags who used to talk a big game in school feel shit about themselves because they never managed anything other than working in ASDA or some shit.

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>>36915223
>tfw in Italy we're stuck in the same 20 people class for 5 years so everyone remembers me

>>36916668
Oh man, that sucks.
>Be me
>Total sperg through out HS
>Get first job at local market
>Start to come out of my shell
>Gaining social confidence
>See grill i knew from like middle school through HS
>Sat next to her one year, would talk often
>Shes cute, but I am more just happy to see a familiar face
>She comes up and asks for help finding item
>I say something like" Hey, it me Anon! From school!"
>She stares at me
>"You don't remember me?"
>Again awkwardly staring, visibly uncomfortable
>I start to sweat, tongue in throat
>"T-The item your l-looking for is over there.."
>She says thanks and quickly walks away

On the bright side, she peaked young and is now going downhill in looks fast.

>>36916869
You said it. Third world. It's a protocol thing I guess.

>>36916869
>>36916888
You just know the tradition of reunions started by the ass hats who had a great time in high school. Like who the fuck enjoys that kind of environment?

>>36916869
Maybe he's not American/Anglo and in his country's highschools people stay in the same class for 5 years so it makes sense to make a reunion

I always cringe so hard when i see someone i know at my shitty retail job. Graduated high school in 2011 and still have another year left until i finish my bachelor degree.

>>36916972
Once I saw a hold highschool classmate of mine and it literally ruined the rest of my idea

Well, I'm running for mayor.

>>36916971
>in his country's highschools people stay in the same class for 5 years
you mean they don't in America? Why? How strange.

>>36915197
I managed to suck my own dick for the first time yesterday. What about you?

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>see group of people i knew in HS
>"hey anon! how have you been?"
>turn head and keep walking like i never heard them

It wasn't obvious I was ignoring them, right guys?

I can't fucking wait for my 10 year, all my class mates never grew up or got real jobs, while I work at a company every single one of you would recognize if I said the name

Laugh and keep walking because the same people that ask that, are the ones who thought they were too cool for school. Fuck em.

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so far people think I've been dead or joined the military since I don't have facebook

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>>36915223
This, no one remembers me, i can remember everyone from pre-school to high school
>>36915197
>Nah just living you know, fapping, playing vydia, destroying my liver with alcohol, getting sick every month, you know killing myself bit by bit

>>36915197
>oh hey anon I haven't seen you since high school
>what have you been up do?
Fuck off dumb bitch

>>36915197
>graduate hs in 2004
>about two years ago, some girl i didn't know but apparently graduated hs with added me on normiebook
>came about that she was interested in starting a reunion or something
>wondered if i were interested
>not really sure why she asked me, as i was the shyest mother fucker in the year,
>never hung out with anyone outside school, let alone in it
>voted most shy in the year book
>another time,she drunkenly confessed how awesome i was, how much she wanted to be with me, despite her being in a relationship and us not really talking after she friended me
>shesa 31/10 lard whale
>she eventually stopped talking to me after she figured i wasn't really interested in even a friendship

Weird

>>36915679

Why do you want crusty panties? Imagine how many cockmounting escorts you could buy for that $1000? It's like 4 hours of dickin

>>36916519
tried something like that
everybody knew the instant they saw her
wasted 150 bucks for 1 hour of bad acting

>>36917447
>shesa 31/10 lard whale
Really into fat chicks huh?

>saw an old classmate from middle school in my uni studying a different course
>walk up to her and say hi
>ask her if she remembers me
>she says no after 5 seconds of thinking
>tell her my name
>says "Oooh" with visible confusion in her face
>Never speak with her again until I dropped out 2 years later
From then, I've seen about 10 old acquaintances or friends in random places but haven't greeted them because they wouldn't remember me anyways

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>Hey anon, I haven't seen you since highschool!
>Oh hey! Uh..It's been a really long time, I knew you looked familiar ...what's your name again?
>awkward small talk ensues

How the fuck do all these people still remember me by name when I was one of the most anti-social spergs in school?

Just say you're an independant web developer or something and you work from home. Immediately follow up with how it's comfy, but you miss having people around you like a normal job. This will dismiss her thoughts on you being a disgusting house troll who lives in the dark and reassure her that you are a regular social person, even though we know you're not, and that solitude in front of a glowing monitor is what you crave.

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I just lie a lot. I just tell people that I'm still in school and getting my BS in accounting while working at a shit job to help myself and my family.

The truth is that I dropped out and I want to find another job, but the depression is fucking up my motivation and making me feel like I am stuck at this shit job forever.

>>36915197
stocking the goddamned shelves what does it look like

>>36915197
Hey not much, as you can see I am working retail in this here supermarket. Dropped out of college after my whole brain tumor thing. Can't drive for months because of seizures but no seizures lately as I am tapering off the medication which was causing horrible depression and alcohol abuse. Okay, got to get back to work, if you need anything just ask and I can help you out.

>>36915223
I don't remember anyone from highschool, only a half dozen names at most.

>>36916874
>only 5 years
I was with the same people through kindergarten and then 12 years during the whole school process.

Sure, some changed out, but like 80% of the class stayed the same.

masturbating and crying in my room, sometimes I cuddle my pillow to sleep imagining it's someone who loves me

>>36915197
I've seen you several times. I'm habitually stalking you.

>>36915197
I hated highschool that was over 16 years ago 17 for me I graduated early my junior year to escape I doubt anyone remembers me or cares

>>36918158
Stop doing that. You absolutely have to stop and toughen yourself the the elements of the world. Such elements as being alone. You will become stronger.