>tfw a little cash injection of 50k would literally solve

Yea I could really use 50 grand large right now but to be fair I'd probably spend 10k in one week right off the bat just drinking, buying new clothing and renting hookers by the night.

>>36915052
50K would help me be a NEET for like 2 years.
On top of that I could probably go back to college and get a degree so I can get a comfy job when the money runs out.
Fuck being poor sucks

>>Rich people literally have nothing to worry about

>What is inventory
>What is assets
>What is inflation
>What are lawsuits

>>36915179
>What is inventory
>What is assets
>What is inflation
>What are lawsuits

What is literally only things that people with bad business and risk assesments need to worry about. When youre poor, money is such a bitch. All those you list there, are good sources of stress. Having to worry about being indebt for the rest of your life or not being able to pay rent is bad stress.

File: smug.png (12KB, 673x257px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 673x257px

>>36915052
Fuck you. I'm a trust fund babby and I'm still a fucking robot. I've only see my parents twice a year and most of the time I'm alone with my stupid maid that does nothing but waste my money. Me being rich DOESN'T disqualify me from being a robot. Fuck you.

>>36916338
lmao I have a gf, good looks and is defintely NOT a robot, and id never trade place for a million bucks, but having all this feels irrelevant, when you know youre gonna get absolutely wrecked at the time my landlord bills me for this fucking apartment.

FUCKING START WORKING OUT

>>36916338
Kill yourself, faggot. Youre as delusional as Elliot. You live life on easymode, yet you can't see it

>>36915052
It's not how much you have. It's how you spend it. Never forget that.

iktf
debt can be soul crushing
not just mine but my family's also

File: 1270182167554.png (99KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 400x400px

>>36916338
>Can Afford Meals
>Can Afford Rent
>Can Afford Car Payments
>Can Afford School Without Debt
>Can Afford To Travel
>Can Afford To Buy Convenience Items
>Can Afford To Buy Instead Of Rent
>Can Afford

Fuck you.

>>36916434
Get the fuck out of here you fucking normie

>>36916469
>delusional as Elliot
You don't know me or how hard my life is. Fuck off.

>>36916625
>being born a peasant
Making money to afford all of that is literally easy. You're probably uneducated and don't know how to make it.

>>36916780
>Get the fuck out of here you fucking normie

Says the guy who can afford to travel the world and fuck shallow bitches because of his wealthy parents.

>>36916338
are you fucking that maid?

>>36916780
Your life is without a doubt easier than any average poor person's i don't care what bullshit ailments you're gonna reply with just kill yourself right now you worthless faggot. if you can't figure out how to not be a robot with your benefits you don't have the right to live

>>36916780
You must be some sort of fucking mongoloid if you have that much money and you're still whining on /r9k/.

just buy a new life faggot

>>36916838
>>36916844
>>36916858
>no parental guidance growing up
>no friends
>all the "friends" i have just want my money
>no hobby
>no prospect
>bored everyday
>still a virgin
>older brother will gain 70% of inheritance

You fucking faggots don't know my pain. Fuck off niggers.

>>36915052

>The guy that was thrifty
>The guy that immediately invested all of his student loans upon receiving them
>the guy that finished school with positive money

He's me.

>>36916780
>Making money to afford all of that is literally easy. You're probably uneducated and don't know how to make it.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT. How the fuck would you know how difficult it is to make money? You just had it all given to you.

You were given everything in life and you are still a fucking loser. And then you have the audacity to say how tough your life is?

You are pathetic

>>36916900
Withdraw a couple 100k and move to a different country.

>>36916900
Yeah do as >>36917068 said

You literally have complete freedom, but you choose to stay and be miserable with your cuck parents who disown you.

Go to fucking some eastern european country where your money is worty 5 times more than they are now, do some drugs and fuck some whores. Seriosuly, you have EVERYTHING

If all goes wrong, go back and beg for more money from mommy and daddy or kill your fucking brother or something, christ.

>>36917064
Just this past month I made 200k from just 50k. If you don't know how to invest and get high returns, you're retarded. I probably made much more money than you ever will in your pathetic life. Fuck off peasant.

>>36915052
If you are here you are probably in the top 10% wealthiest people in the world, most of this planet lives in abject poverty, yet you aint happy and you sure have tons to worry about.

>>36917131
>just 50k
Easy to make money when you have money right?

But you know what you will never have? A girl that will love you instead of just your money. Even if she says she loves you, she would leave you in a heartbeat if you didn't have money accuse your are a completely unlikable waste of carbon.

>>36917189
>accuse
*because
Fuck auto-correct

File: wh75hilyrtgy.jpg (555KB, 2775x3686px) Image search: [Google]

555KB, 2775x3686px

>>36915052
It's almost as if the working class is getting the bad end of the stick.

>>36916338
you're a piece of shit like Elliott that had the world given to you on a silver platter and you complain

>>36916338
We won't fall for bourgeoisie trickery.

>>36917189
Your post is exactly the reason why I'm a robot and I suffer more than any of you faggots will. I will never have someone that will love or marry me for who I am; they'll just be after my money. Fuck you for reminding me.

>>36916338
>living life on tutorial mode
>still fuck it up

>>36916780
You've had your life given to you on a silver platter and you complain on here
Just buy a new life you fucking retarded trust fund baby

>>36917275
>I suffer more than any of you faggots will.
Try being homeless for a week and then tell me how hard your little rich faggot life is? You wouldn't last a day.

How about this you just donate all of that to charity? Then you could find someone to love. But you wont because on some level you know how fucking lucky you are. You know you wouldn't survive if your had to start from nothing.

File: it says youre gay.jpg (126KB, 780x749px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 780x749px

>>36916338
You're literally a tard fuck you

>>36915052
Money is freedom, if you are not rich enough to not have to work you'll never be free. This world is a giant shithole.

>>36916780
>You're probably uneducated and don't know how to make it.
Education costs money you dense fuck.
But you probably wouldn't know that, considering you had life handed to you on easy mode. Worst part is, you still failed. If you're a rich robot you are the most pathetic trash on the planet. You can do so many things to relieve you of your robot status, if you don't know how to you're a fucking dumbass and you deserve to be a robot.

I'm making 300$ a month so even one would solve my problems

>>36916338
Felling generous man? I'm sick of rice and ramen

>>36917189
You know people who make 150k a month dont really hang on /r9k/, do ya?
You are kinda getting baited

>>36917508
I don't make 150k a month. Honestly speaking it was 50% luck too. My internship only gives me 7k a month.

File: 1400242025142.jpg (37KB, 520x643px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 520x643px

>>36916780
Holy fuck are you ignorant.

I've been educated and I probably know a hell of a lot more than you do. I've done pretty well to climb out of poverty, it took a long fucking time and eventually meeting the right people. That's all anecdotal bullshit though, so let's break it down in simple economic terms: Having money to start with makes it disproportionately easier to make money. Let's start shall we?
>Can afford to wait on the best job offer instead of having to take the first piece of shit job that comes your way. Otherwise you're on the streets.
>Whether you have a great work ethic, a good education or not.. if you're broke..Your employer fucking owns your ass and usually knows it. You think you're getting a raise, promotion, etc? Not unless the employer needs you to be promoted and even then, you're likely not getting a reasonable raise.

There's plenty more. Still, fuck you.

>>36915052
No, you'd waste it all and be a useless NEET again within a year. This is what happens to most lottery winners.

Otherwise you could just get a loan somehow.

the bastion of chaos goes like this:

rich guy is screaming at the guy with a hot girlfriend, guy with girlfriend is screaming at the rich guy, the guy's GF is screaming and the smart guy is screaming at the rich guy and the guy with the GF.

we need to have government installed cases of trading places.
all rich people should be forced to live in poverty for a month and everyone in poverty should get the opportunity to live like a wealthy person for a month.

>>36917541
>being so poor that you get fucked by a mere employer

That's YOUR problem you poorfag.

>>36917565
But they literally always say "dont borrow money to settle debt"

>>36917593
Not anymore, dipshit. Learn to read.

>>36917580
>literally being a socialist

Fuck off you liberal cuck.

>>36917593
pull the silver spoon out of your ass

>>36916338
Can you give me some of your money? I really need some for hormones and surgeries

>>36917604
>I'm a self made man guise :DD

Why are you here you fucking normalfag? If you're not a robot you need to get the fuck out.

>>36917131
Good job, you invested your wealthy parents money to make good money. But for the rest of the planet that has to spend the meager amount of money they EARN to pay bills, they don't have 50k lying around to invest.
God, how autistic are you? I know you're on /r9k/ but how far down the spectrum are you?

>>36915819
Its still stress and your brain doesn't know the difference.

Rich people are fucking paranoid man. You can't lose something you don't have when you're poor.

>>36917644
>tranny
No. You faggots need to be purged.

If you're rich and you want to help a poor ass motherfucker email me : [email protected] .Shit has been tough for me since birth but I succeeded to get into college,now I hope my situation will be better after but until then I'm stuck living with nothing more than the basics.

>>36915052
Fun fact: 50k is 3 years and 4 months worth of paychecks in retail.

>>36917663
How the fuck do you even live off of 50k? What the actual fuck? Are you rusing me again just because I have money?

>>36917613
it's just for a month, it's not like the wealthy person's money would disappear after that.

>any time someone is scared they either yell out socialist, commie or fascist
it's pathetic and blatant.

I want richfags to steal their daddy's Porsche and drive straight into a concrete wall.

>>36917683
Okay I'll just kill myself :/

>>36917707
There are people who live off of way less than 50k you fucking moron. Jesus your life is so easy.

>>36917739
>Porsche
That's a cheap brand. Why would anyone rich get that car?

>>36917660
I didn't say I'm fucking rolling in cash. I'm just not eating ramen or being slaved out by shitty corporations anymore.

>>36916338
a seven thousand dollar credit card and over a million in savings
what the fuck are you doing here

>buy nice clothes
>take some classes on basic social cues and stuff
>don't pay for everyone's shit because they will not take you serious
>get some genuine friends and hang out with them, get them to introduce you to more people (lurk and observe their behavior, just like on 4chan)
sooner than you think you will pickup skills and you also have zero reason not to get a personal trainer and get fucking juiced
bruv just do it. also don't wear shorts and polo shirts that's fucking cancer, buy regular people clothes

>>36917762
Well I eat ramen most of the time and I'm being slaved out by the company which I'm interning so that makes me worse off than you.

It literally wouldn't. People who don't have money and win scratchcards lose all of it, and sometimes end up even worse than they were before.

You're not poor because WAAH CAPITALISM, you're poor because you can't manage your own fucking money.
I worked 40 hours a week for $10.50/hr and I put away $1k a month into my savings because living off $600 a month to pay rent and food is not fucking hard if you don't buy fast food every goddamn day

>>36915052
The problem is, to be a rich family you literally have to be Jewish, and Jews are so overwhelmingly inbred that they have severe mental and physical disorders. I know someone who'll never have to worry about money in his life because of his family, but because of the same family's genetics, he has to take about twenty pills a day, is neurotic, bipolar, etc etc etc and will probably die of 5 cancers at 50.

>>36917780
I don't know what to do with that. I already have my other shit invested in some other things. That $7000 credit was because I ate out every day for the past month.

I'm ugly and borderline fat so clothes do nothing. I don't know any social cues. I don't understand what to say and what not to say. I'm fucking autistic. That's why I'm here in /r9k/.

>>36917793
Yet here we all are, on the internet. If you hate it cancel service and get some noodles/rice with cheap cuts of meat. Veggies if you can afford it. All I did when i needed to save. Shit sucks and I still have to worry about money, like most people.

>>36917807
>$600 a month
That's my rent for a month. I live in the cheapest apartment I can.

>>36917793
Eating ramen by choice doesn't count you fucking idiot. Also most internships don't even pay, its meant to be for work experience not a fucking job. Your not doing it out of necessity, your doing it by choice.

>>36917842
I've tried /ck/ for going on beans and rice for a while but that didn't work out so good.

File: 1470539314207.gif (549KB, 720x534px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 720x534px

>>36917870
>he doesn't have an internship that pays him
You understand that's actually illegal too right?

>>36917844
Get a roommate or three. I didn't live that cheaply on my own. I make $17/hr now and live on my own and can just barely put away $1k a month in savings because my costs ballooned so much from not splitting them with another person.

>>36917870
>Also most internships don't even pay, its meant to be for work experience not a fucking job. Your not doing it out of necessity, your doing it by choice.

What a sad world this is. Props to the people who will enslave themselves to get ahead, im not cut out for that.

File: 1aok.gif (1MB, 386x286px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 386x286px

>>36917883
I'm not a cook man. All I did was throw in spices I like and a shitload of garlic with the noodles. butter and spice the chicken/meat and bake it. Mix it when it's all finished and it's usually passable. I don't mind stuff like greenbeans and etc, you can usually grab canned foods on sale pretty cheap.

You won't eat like a king but you'll get by and it'll probably taste better than ramen most of the time/be better for you. Bonus points if you're motivated enough to buy and cut your own veggies.

>>36917908
>Being this stupid
You've never heard of unpaid internships? You know the kind that you're forced to get in med-school?

>>36917913
I live with 2 roommates...
But I make a decent buck so Im doing fine.

>>36917960
Unpaid internships are a fucking meme and incredibly uncommon in any real field, and that's called residency not an internship.

>>36917973
Your combined rent is $1800 a month? For an apartment?
Do you live in fucking NYC or something?

>>36917883
Beans, rice, potatoes, eggs.
Buy small amounts of meat and get veggies from the mexican markets (your town has one somewhere, almost guaranteed).
It's pretty easy to live on $20-25 a week like that if you're willing to eat lots of burritos and soups.

>>36917275
Boo fucking hoo.

Holy fuck, I really feel like you're baiting at this point. Do you think all people without a lot of money meet cute gfs who care about them? And you're saying that on /r9k/.

You literally have the freedom to move anywhere, pursue any hobby, put your wealth in a secondary account and just live a regular life.

Meanwhile you're here pretending that you have it so hard by not having a companion. News flash, most of the people here don't have one and probably never will. So you are foreveralone with a shit ton of cash, meanwhile the rest of us are forever alone and have to spend our days scraping by.

Try cutting yourself off from your funds, go and work a shitty job. Start fresh. You'll see just how depressing it can get real fast.

>>36917986
Nurses have to intern at hospitals, techs have to intern as well. It's not only for doctors you mongoloid. And your actually wrong, unpaid internships aren't uncommon. You clearly have no clue what your talking about considering you thought they were illegal.

Also being a resident is different than interning, entirely different. Residents get a salary you dumbcunt.

>>36918031
>Nurses have to intern at hospitals
Again, residency. Not the same thing.

> techs have to intern as well
Yes, but not unpaid. I don't know a single person in a STEM field that has ever even encountered an unpaid internship.

Fortunate son plays in the background

>>36917986
Nope. Colorado.
And its a shitty apartment. Sucks doesn't it ?

>>36918104
Goddamn. $1800 is more than a mortgage on most houses where I live.
By like, a lot. $1800 would let me rent a sprawling 7 bedroom fully-furnished house in the foothills.

>>36918130
Yeah but that's the price I have to pay to live where I want to.

Just curious, where do you live?

File: fennec_fox3.jpg (26KB, 470x370px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 470x370px

>>36916338
I just need 100 dollars to invest in bitcoin. can you help me out? I'll give you my paypal. please man!

>>36917836
>I'm ugly and borderline fat so clothes do nothing.
so hire a personal trainer like that anon said
fucker

>>36916338
please kill yourself cunt

>>36918162
>live where I want to
That can be considered a part of your money management skills or lack thereof.

>>36915052
Except accidents, murder

>>36918162
Idaho. Granted real estate is insanely cheap here but still. I pay $850/mo for a nice 1br condo right now, I'd have expected more something like $1000-1100 if I went to like Salt Lake or something. $1800 for a 3br is crazy

>>36916900
Hey rich guy, have you ever been hungry?

>>36918230
I'm not poor by any stretch of the imagination. I save about $1500 a month. I make about 50K a year. I will just choose to live somewhere I love even if it costs me.

>>36918271
I'm quite hungry now. I haven't eaten in 17 hours.

>>36915179
If you ever live in a rich area you know damn well they have failsafes, backups and techniques to avoid ALL of those issues. Even a rich idiot knows to spend a bit of their money to make sure they always have money

>>36918310
Can you afford a meal?

>>36918346
Yeah. I'm going to go out for lunch soon with my maid. I say maid but at this point she's the only semi-friend I have that I talk on a regular basis.

>>36918244
Sounds comfy. I thinking about moving to Montana but the gf wants to move somewhere warm.

>>36918367
You are a pathetic faggot. Your only friend is someone paid by your parents. Sad!

>Rich people literally have nothing to worry about. NOTHING.

Right...impending threats of a global war that could suck the entire world into chaos and the ever negative ripple effects that touch most peoples lives. Infidelity, illness...death. A business once thriving now buckling under the economic pressure of wartime...betrayal. Failure, in many senses of the word and addiction, to any and everything. Kids who without constraint can bring many problems to ones doorstep, aside from buying your way out of trouble and the constant possibility of natures disruptive forces over peaceful and tranquil times...hurricanes, earthquakes and other threatening natural phenomena. Gods forbid the chronic sadness associated with conservatism, the underlying guilt trips accrued to faith in a silent God...crime and the decay of society under want of human nature and the obvious truth of being a target for those who lack and those in need...burglary, robbery...theft. Even if monetary ramifications are nil to none the psychological effect of being victimized can be traumatizing...deep seeded issues, either real or imagined that require a physician's cate and prescription medication. The simple frailty in being a human being...


But yeah, you're right.

>>36918374
There's not really any good places that aren't an actual desert, not overcrowded shitholes, and are warm year round.

Montana sounds comfy, I've never been. Though I'm pretty sure it's exactly what I experience when I drive outside of town, just shitloads of trees and the occasional drive-by town of 50 people

>>36918469
I completely agree. She wants Florida but I hate niggers. And in the south even the white people are niggers.

Montana is decently cheap and has some nice little cities like Bozeman and Missoula .

>>36918428
So all the same shit that plebs go through, except they have the funds to actually aid them. Gotcha.

>>36918559
Florida is literally old people, cubans, and swamps.
Who the fuck wants to go live in a swamp

I'd say texas but that's getting rapidly overrun by shittards from california and real estate confusingly is expensive because it's all taken up by ranchers

>>36917580
Why do that tho?

>>36918428
>global war

In which the have nots will fight to make sure the haves continue to have

kys

steve jobs was rich as fuck and he melted away, don't tell me the rich don't have problems, friendo

>>36918655
Steve jobs was a smooth-talking hippie who thought fruit would cure cancer.

File: 1485304054142.png (187KB, 292x520px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 292x520px

>>36916338
At least you're not forced to work in order to have money. Can't you at least put yourself in the shoes of us plebs?

File: Kek.png (446KB, 492x479px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 492x479px

>>36916338
weaIth is wasted on the rich

File: main_1200.jpg (131KB, 1200x871px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1200x871px

>>36918648
Aside from anyone in a bloodline serving...even a most distant relative. So the true elite, who often remain neutral outside of financial obligations to profit from the death and carnage associated with war. The ever present possibility of nuclear warfare where a simple pulse bomb could fry power grids and knock us back to the stonage...guess whose doors the savages will knock on first when anarchy rules supreme and the only governing power is our own human nature and the limits of human brutality fueled by extreme need for survival. Also, 9/11...regardless of whoever you believe was responsible, the thousands who died were well above the poverty line and prosperous. So yes, the threat of all out 21st Century warfare is always a clear and present danger...
I'd rather you die...

File: 1462816665145.jpg (13KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 250x250px

>>36916780
>IM A ROBOT GUYS
>Fucking peasant LOL

>>36919163
Well, what else do I call you guys? Poorfags?

>>36917387
Stop whining and develop a more valuable skillset if you're not happy with your current income. Getting rich is hard fucking work. I'm so tired of seeing fat, poor losers complain about how easy the evil upper class has it. Being at the top of the economic food chain is NOT an easy time. CEOs work their asses off their entire lives to get where they are and to have a chance to stay there. If you're a millionaire, then most likely you either worked like you were in a gulag to get there, or you won't stay a millionaire for very long.

>>36916338
I'd gladly be your friend for a very low price dude. Hell I will personally take a train to california TOMORROW to hang out, if you want.

>>36919420

Are you a heroin junkie who'll steal his money?

>>36916338
Fucking end your life. Have you ever skipped a meal to pay rent?
Have you worked cleaning toilets for a living?
Have you had to work full time while studying?
Have you ever been at the bottom of the social ladder?
No?
You've had an easy fucking life then, try being born into poverty in detroit and having to work your ass off to get out of it and get a good job.
Fucking privileged normie.

>>36919548
Nah, just a NEET with nothing better to do. I've always wanted to take a train ride to cali. I've lived on the east coast my whole life.

why did Elliot scratch tickets?

>>36916338
You're not a robot.
You may be wealthy, but I don't envy you in any way.

I just sincerely think you're a lost cause, and should deeply consider suicide.

>>36916338
You are not, and will never be a robot.

>>36919420
People like you are the reason why I don't trust people to be my friends.

>>36919568
>Detroit
That's your fault.

>>36919705
>>36919705
I already proved how my life is shitty even with money and that I'm a robot. I'm still even a virgin. What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?

File: 7546878.png (710KB, 991x500px) Image search: [Google]

710KB, 991x500px

>>36919597
He only bought Mega Millions and Powerball lottery tickets. Its because he realized that winning the lottery was the only way he could maintain his wealth without working after his parents figured out he wasn't going to college and stopped supporting him. He also specifically wanted to show off his wealth to feel better than tall Chads and have women fawn over him.

Reason I play the lottery is because its impossible for me to get a job, life isn't worth living if you have to work full time just to exist, and I have a small trust fund compared to OP and only get $10k a year to fund my NEET life and buy lottery tickets..

File: 1494048182359.png (180KB, 450x571px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 450x571px

>19y
>Enrolling for master of engineering
>Know basic of java
>Not born into new or old money
>Only real way for me to become rich is starting a business

Im trying to make an app with my friends who are serious about it.

What are my changes of making it rich off that? I think the idea is pretty good though.

Barring that, what kinda business can electronic engineers start?

>>36919786
Yeah, me being born to a single mother in detroit is my fault, sure.

You have no excuse of being a robot, if you really are a robot AND a trust fund baby, you deserve to die.
You also have no excuse of being a virgin, you fucking hyper autist.

File: 1415560750653.jpg (327KB, 1284x980px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 1284x980px

>>36916338
Imagine having a life this easy and managing to fail

>>36920045
It should be made into a movie about how to not succeed at life.

File: feelings.png (55KB, 210x480px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 210x480px

>>36919786
Sorry you feel that way. I wasn't trying to take advantage of you or anything, I just thought it might be a fun adventure. The truth is I just feel like I need some opportunity to escape my boring day-to-day life, but I don't have the money to go traveling or anything like that. When I saw your post I thought that maybe I would have my opportunity AND get to make a new friend. It was somewhat naive of me to think my problems could be so easily fixed I guess, but it was worth a try. But before I go, please allow me to say: not everyone will be unworthy of trust. The only way to know whether or not you can trust someone is to give them a chance. If you just push everyone away, you'll never get close to someone. I know it's a hard thing to believe, especially coming from someone on /r9k/, but things don't always have to be difficult, and everyone can get better.

>>36916338
Give me money pl0x

You don't deserve moniez

Poor people are only the way they are because they are bad at finances and are impulsive as hell and make retarded decisions like buying things on credit so they can pretend to be a celebrity on social media using a phone they can't properly afford.

>>36915087
This is why the poor stay poor

File: escapism drink.jpg (25KB, 221x228px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 221x228px

>>36919835

What does one have to invest in to rake in $10k a year? I don't care about being rich I just want to be a NEET. Would betterment/Vanguard ETFs work?

>>36916900

Anon, you have enough money from the pic of your accounts alone to cut ties, move wherever you wish, go to any school to pursue any field of study, and still have enough left over to give you a few years cushion before you absolutely have to get a job.

>>36916900

Also, you sound depressed. Meds do actually help with that you know. Talk to your doctor.

>>36917131
Please teach me how, anon. I don't want to be a peasant anymore. I'm so hungry. This rice doesn't fill me like it used to.

>>36920662

He's lying. Making 10% on an investment is considered good. 15% is amazing. 400% is like winning the lottery.

>>36920455
Need to either have enough money invested in funds that have a rate of return that generates that much after taxes, or try to do it yourself by buying low and selling high, like if you have a million dollars, buy 10000 shared of a stock at $100 a share, it goes up a dollar, you sell, you just make $10k. But thats fucking risky since you could just as easily lose half your money overnight.

>>36920823
but I do neither since I don't have access to all the money, and even taking $10k a year it won't last more than 2 decades at most.

>>36920794
Can I get $10 a month out of a $100 if I put my savings in to an investment so I can buy an extra bag of rice or some beans?

>>36916338
>Poor genes can be fixed with plastic surgery
>Can buy any car you want
>Never has to work a day in his life
>Can attend higher colleges in free time and not worry about debt
>Can afford the latest gaming systems, pcs, can buy cool and expensive guns
>Can hire escorts/hookers
>Can do litterally anything you ever dreamed of within reason
>Never has to worry about next meal, or if he can pay his rent
>Never has to save up or wait for luxuries
>Can literally drive around in a limo and kidnap people and rape them
>Could probably become batman
I may be black, but you are a nigger
You don't belong here, go away

>>36916338

go fucking kill yourself retard. your life is easy, money fixes all problems. youre the fucking problem. kill yourself and leave all your "worthless money" to someone who actually needs it. fucking pathetic

>>36919290
>Getting rich is hard fucking work
No it isn't. Most rich people inherit much of their wreath. Most multimillionaires start with millions. there are very very few self made super rich.

>>36916338
I hate capitalism.

If the rich anon is still around, I was the guy offering to take a train ride to hang out. Discord finch#8050

File: moxy-liberalism-porky-dginess-hooman-natysur-colonialism-bourgs-imperialism-freeze-805306.png (50KB, 500x301px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 500x301px

>>36921380
Sounds like you don't like your current system.

>>36916338
Holy fuck, you sad, delusional bourgeois waste of a shit.

You're a fucking millionaire, admittedly without even having to DO anything for it, and you're still this bitter? What the fuck is your problem? You have a fucking MAID and access to virtually anything that can be bought, and you're not happy?

I'm not gonna claim that money solves all problems, or that rich people can't have real problems, or even that the problems inherent to poverty are inherently worse. I just can't imagine what circumstances would need to be paired with yours in order for you to be miserable.

Please, enlighten me. Actually tell everyone what the fuck your problem is.

Don't like your maid? Hire a new one. Don't see your parents? Call them or book a fucking plane ticket whenever you want. Missed opportunities in life? Fucking buy them. No motivation? Fucking pay somebody to motivate you or do your shit for you. Alone? Fucking pay for the opportunity to meet people. Host people. Travel. Buy a membership or some shit. Bored and unfulfilled? Fucking pursue whatever the hell you want, enroll in whatever you want, study whatever you want, go wherever you want, get high on whatever you want, eat whatever you want, indulge in whatever you want, advocate for whatever you want, etc. Shitty life at home? Fucking nothing should be tying you down with access to a million dollars. You could get up and fly anywhere you wanted and just buy a new life there.

Seriously. What the fuck is your problem?

File: 04ed45075083914a3bda7886c8d009eb169a22d4e13c118bb231a3e9d4eea5f4.jpg (37KB, 354x242px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 354x242px

why is the world so salty and bitter on this thread?

>>36921882
depression happens to lots of people. Give him a break. It's a legitimate medical condition.

File: when theres food .jpg (50KB, 644x598px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 644x598px

>>36917221
>guys niggers are starving
>communism is the answer
>oh wait now everyones starving

>>36921380
There are very few mega-wealthy that werent born into at least upper-class life, sure.
But it's not hard to go from basically nothing to upper-class yourself.

>>36921882
Why are you so jealous anon? He may be living a rich life, but the matter of fact is that he is in a sense right. People will only ever like him for his money because people like you exist in this world. Would you be his friend knowing he had that much money to offer? Don't give me a bullshit excuse, most people would.

You guys wish to be rich when in all actuality you guys are afraid of living life to survive, afraid because of the flaws you have in which money could easily fix. This is what "Chad" is actually telling you is to "BE" yourself by going against what society tells you of what you can and cannot be. Many people who are rich and famous came from a poor background who have actually done the work to come from dirt poor to now. You don't deserve to be rich if you're going to be selfish about how you use it.

File: 1463690042929.jpg (52KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 900x900px

>>36917681
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF IF YOU ARE SO STRESSED JUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY I WILL NEVER BE STRESSED OR EVEN SAD AGAIN FUCK YOU RICH PEOPLE CANT BE ROBOTS GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36915052
It wouldn't even take nearly that much for me. $10-15k would clear my student loan and medical debt, plus replace my failing old car and computer, and let me fuck finally get A+ and similar certifications so I can start a real job in IT, not just working as a phone monkey.

And I have a friend who is more fucked than anyone I've heard of outside here who be 10x better off no longer living in squalor if his dad left him $10k or less when he died last year. (The guy was a millionaire and I visited his small mansion of a house.) His total cunt of a stepmom didn't offer him or his 2 brother a dime when one of them often had to choose between eating or getting to work some days.

I mean I'm not the sort to seek fortune but it would be nice if I could have enough that I didn't have to live in debt and constantly sacrifice to pay bills.
I'd consider myself rich enough if could cover all bills and living expenses each month and still have $200-300 left over to spend or save.
Fuck this society. I especially hate how the rich are taxed FAR less proportionally than the poor. It's like if you reach a certain threshold through luck then the law bends over backwards to accommodate you.

>>36922059
If he legitimately has clinical depression, then yeah, obviously he has every right to feel the way he does. And I wouldn't try to downplay or invalidate any real problem involving health or the human condition or whatever. And yeah, I would quite frankly pity a millionaire with clinical depression over somebody in poverty who isn't depressed, because I know how awful it is to feel empty and hazy and grey and numb and unable to even get out of bed to take a piss and unmotivated to live without even wanting to actually die. I know it's not a meme disease and that it legitimately fucking BLOWS.

That still doesn't make it right for him to be a bitter fucking robot as long as he has access to resources that immense. Plenty of people battle with real, soul-crushing problems every day and still try their damnedest to make the best of whatever life has dealt them, and to do the most good despite whatever evils they contend with. When you have access to that kind of power, whether it comes in the form of money, or talent, or sheer good fortune, there's sort of a moral obligation to capitalize on it.

It's also just sad.

>>36922269
>Why are you so jealous anon?
Because the kind of resources he has access to are enviable.

>People will only ever like him for his money because people like you exist in this world.
People will only ever like him for his money if that's his only desirable trait, and even then they might like him insincerely. A truly noble and well-developed person is just likeable, rich or not, and it's unrealistic to pretend that he doesn't have opportunities for self-improvement that are orders of magnitude greater than what most people have access to.

>Would you be his friend knowing he had that much money to offer?
Not unless he had some other common interest with me or some other redeeming quality. I might flat-out ask him for money or try to bum shit off of him, but I do that with everybody.

>You don't deserve to be rich if you're going to be selfish about how you use it.
I agree with this point. I think you're mistaken if you think I envy that kind of money for the personal security or the selfish pleasures it could buy. I envy its power to effect change.

>>36916338
jesus christ im not even jealous of you, just look at your life. you're rich as fuck and you still managed to fuck it up, just kill yourself. would rather be poor than have your life

>>36917131
Does your money kiss you goodnight? Does your money ever say "I love you"? There are billions of people in this world not as rich as you, but just know this: They're happier than you. Now go buy a golden shotgun with your money and blow your brains out, nobody loves you and nobody would even notice if you died

File: 1431455466902.jpg (33KB, 500x545px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 500x545px

You don't need to have financial problems to be a robot, you jealous bitches. If you became a millionaire overnight and suddenly were able to escape the robot life, you were never a robot in the first place. Being rich actually reinforces the fact that someone is a robot. All these opportunities, yet no matter what you can't fix your faulty programming and can never become a functioning normal person. Jealousy is clouding your ability to think clearly

>check for $50k under my mattress for the past 5 months
I don't know what to do with it. I'm a neet and family is not doing too good. I'm afraid we'll blow it.

>>36915179

>inventory
??? When you're rich you don't have to worry about your inventory, you hire others to worry about it for you
>assets
Ah yes, rich people worry so much about their $10,000,000 mansions
>inflation
Smart rich people put their money into hedge funds so the 2.7% inflation rate doesn't really matter because they'll make more than that from returns.
>Lawsuits
You do something dodgy, you'll have to worry about it. If you're squeaky clean I doubt you'd have to worry about lawsuits. (unless someone finds a bullshit reason to sue you, but then again if you lose I doubt the impact would be so significant when you're rich)

>rich people can't be depressed

Sounds like something a poorfag normie would say.

Do you forget the famous rich actor/comedian worth hundreds of millions of dollars who an Herod a few years ago?

>>36917707
i hope they bring back the guillotine just for you

File: 1408222593452.jpg (29KB, 263x346px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 263x346px

>>36915052
>tfw you will never win a lottery jackpot and be able to NEET it up until death

>>36916338
fuck, must feel incredible to see that instead of a few k

File: 1442661033385.png (208KB, 806x766px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 806x766px

>>36922269
>Many people who are rich and famous came from a poor background who have actually done the work to come from dirt poor to now
Are there really people out there who believe getting rich isn't mostly just a matter of good fortune?

>>36923485
I guess all these rich people just had good fortune huh? Like, all of them.

>>36916338
How can someone have literally everything handed to them, and still be this much of a fucking failure...?
It boggles my mind.
Anon, you have everything you need to live a successful and happy life. More so than 99% of the human population. yet you claim you are a robot???
You must be as deluded as Elliot Rodgers or trolling.

>>36924021
Yes?
Most rich people did not work for their wealth at all considering its next to impossible for someone from a poor background to make a giant leap like that from two social classes.
Learn economics. They can go from poor to middle class, but going from poor to fucking millionaire status is unheard of. Not unless they inherited a shit ton of money or accumulated their wealth illegally, which is the opposite of hard work.

>>36922269
ah so he's trolling
ohaodghalga

>>36916338
>All these angry poor communists and beggars
I'm a poor NEET who leeches off his poor parents, but as a leech I have no monetary issues either. Doesn't change the effect that seclusion and a lack of activity has on people. All these posters responding to this probable Photoshop make me grimace. You're all displaying disgusting envy. You're all the same sort of materialists who some of you claim to hate. Cringey pieces of shit.

>>36916338
>Has literally 1 million+ in the bank
>teehee guys I'm robot too xD

Fuck off faggot. You know damn well your life is better than all of ours. You've never had a legitimate worry in your life rich boi

>>36918031
You said medschool though

>>36924021
Well, yeah. People don't tend to become wealthy by virtue of hard work alone. 99.9% of people who work hard never become close to rich.

I will give anyone in thread up to $5,000 Paypal who can convince me that you need the money more than me donating it to a worthy charity. I guarantee you that you'll just say >da Jews tricked me into usurious servitude or lie about taking care of a family member when you really do jack shit but live with them and sponge.

>>36924745
see
>>36922940

And quit being a faggot while you're at it

>>36924821
da Jews tricked me into usurious servitude and my grandma is really sick

>>36916338
That's not that much t,bh

>50K

Honestly at this point 5k would be a live safer.

>>36924821
I borrowed money from my Dad to pay for grad school but now I don't have a job so he and his pal Vinny are going to break my legs

>>36924821
Aren't these dubs convincing enough 4u?

Holy shit thanks for showing me that gay ass post. You've never been poor if you think that shit is true. Being rich solves all your problems, but rich """""robots""""" are the worst scum on Earth. Literally can do anything you want, create anything or just have fun, but nope, you act just like a teenage girl and whine about le depression while you cruise around in your $80,000 car and eat expensive food and travel the world

Fucking tumblr faggot, if I had that guy's money, you'd never see me posting on this shitty site again. I'd be livin it up

>>36924989
Meant for you two fags
>>36924828
>>36922940

>>36924405
Precisely because they never had to work for it. Look at Elliot. They never had any problems so the smallest thing seems like hell to them.

>>36924989
T. guy who doesn't understand what a robot actually is

>>36924821
I need 5k because I'm bad with money and a week late on rent. If you gave me 5k. I would use it to get caught pay my bills and buy some other luxury. I don't really blame the jews for my money situation. I'm just shit at saving money.

>>36925053
>I'm a shithead pls give money to waste on drugs and random worthless bullshit

>>36924821
Nah, donate it if you actually have the money. I'm just a sad wagie.

>>36925097
>random worthless bullshit

Yeah worthless bullshit like paying for a new pair of glasses and getting my car looked it. At least I'm honest.

>>36925035
Yeah, you really don't. You can't be a robot if you have such easy means to not be a robot. If you have a 1 million dollars in your bank, you can't be a robot. You can go out and do anything you want, start a little business, invest in some hobbies, but instead you take the route of some suburban teenage white girl and pretend to be depressed.

File: 1381827456632.jpg (149KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 720x480px

>>36916338
>>36916338

>mfw you could buy a home in Sydney, Australia but then be too poor to pay council rates.

kys forreal though

>>36915052
>Rich people literally have nothing to worry about. NOTHING.
Except getting sick or getting kidnapped or killed. They still have death to worry about.

>>36916780

>dat silver spooned learned helplessness

No wonder your Chad brother is getting 70%.

File: 1493488791746.png (405KB, 500x491px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 500x491px

>>36916338
Do you wanna be my bf anon?

>>36916338
Hey man, I know it's the longest shot ever but could you help me with some cash? I'm currently unemployed and have upcoming medical exams that I won't be able to afford and they're really important. Could you find it within you to donate me at least $500 for it? It could literally mean life or death for me.

[email protected]
My contact info.

I'd really appreciate it.

File: 1493916964459.jpg (52KB, 802x858px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 802x858px

>>36924821
I need money so I can continue working on my game and rehire a programmer and I cant stop wageslaving for money.

>>36924821
I'm broke probably gonna be homeless soon. Been trying to find a way to make just enough so I don't end up on the street

>>36924821
See >>36926098. I wouldn't be lying about something like this, but be absolutely sure that I'm running on fumes right now and the next couple of months will be crucial for the rest of my life, and I really won't have the money required to make it.

Not even memeing, not even joking, my future depends on it.

File: autism.jpg (16KB, 300x244px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 300x244px

>>36924821
I'll take that 5k, make it into 5000 $1 bills, and make it rain all over poor orphans. You wouldn't want those unfortunate children to suffer in poverty, would you?

10k alone would fix my shit up
>>36915179
You can pay people to worry about that

Maybe that rich guy is just like you guys, the only difference is is even harder for him to trust people because they only want to get close for his money. Look at how many of you just came out the woodwork offering to be his friend in exchange for cash. Everyone suffers differently you know.

>>36926985
I just want a boyfriend who can buy acid and go to raves with me

>>36924821
>
If you gave me $5,000 I would be able to pay for college in the Fall. Haven't been able to get fafsa because my father wont give me his tax information. I just want to go to school, but it's very hard to afford it working shitty min. wage jobs.

>>36927048
Best I can do is get mushrooms and go to raves with you. Are you on the east coast?

>>36916338
NOW TRY HAVING ALL YOUR SAME PROBLEMS BUT WITH NO MONEY AT ALL.

>>36927116
Well I have hookups for just about anything I wanted. Can get good shrooms too. Nope unfortunately I'm on the other side in Oregon

File: 1490836911636.png (12KB, 420x414px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 420x414px

>>36915052
That's true for me. I could get a really nice computer for 50k and finally play all my vidya at 60fps

>>36916338
Poast maid faggot

>>36916338
Make your maid take a face pic and post it on here.

Ironically ive been dreaming out 50k lately.

>4 months behind in rent
>5 credit card payments, behind on 3
>no extra money
>300 bucks light bill due
>still havent paid 800 bucks in irs taxes
>in a job i really dont like

Guys wish me luck.i get paid 1000 dollars next week in my paycheck and im gonna gamble it all. If i dont make at least 2000 im gonna drown in debt.

50k wouls settle my bills, i could quit my job for 6 months, maybe relax and not be so sick and try to lose some weight and be healthy.instead, im getting weird headaches ive never had in my life before.

>>36927137
wanna maybe meet up do some psychedelics hike mount hood, go to a few raves this summer? I kinda just looking for a reason to travel, plus I've always wanted to see the pacific northwest.

>>36927590
Stuff like this scares me man. What happens once my parents die and I only have my shitty part time job that I barely make $500 a month. I would go homeless since I don't know where I can rent a single room under #300.

money is not a shitty concept

without money we would be stuck trading actual physucal goods. like if you had sheep and you wanted to buy a computer you'd have to lug the fucking sheep to the computer store, and if the guy didn't want a sheep you'd have to find something he did want and hope that person would take a sheep for it

>>36927590

have you thought about refinancing the cc debt?

>>36927749
Yes I would quite a lot actually. I've been looking for someone who's wanted to do something like that. I have a few things I was already planning on trying to go too. If you wanna see more of the northwest I think Oregon is a great place. I lived in Nevada most of my life so I've never been in a place more beautiful.
Do you have a discord?
Flow#8420 is mine

File: 1491023689649.png (617KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

617KB, 900x900px

>>36916338
PAY FOR MY FUCKING COLLEGE YOU WHORE

>>36927190
What about 144fps, you fuckin faggot?

>>36927831
Bad credit. Have tried getting a loan, opening new cc at 0% interest, drowning thru no fault of my own. Trying to do things the right way and my life is still fucked

>>36927855
Sounds cool. I'm pretty much open to everything, you know the area better than I do.

discord:
yams#2010

>>36917131

Lol this bait is amazing.