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>>36915041
>doesn't believe in human pecking orders

opinion discarded and melted down for scrap

If you were really trying to learn your limitations would you be sitting here trying to tell me what you want me to be?

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I don't have a girlfriend because of my cystic acne. Without it I would be superior to chad and he wouldn't even be able to compete as I'm both stronger and handsome. As for intelligence, I'm a programmer and a part-time historian who studies Greek and Byzantine culture and politics. You and your stacy friends are honestly a bit too uneducated and utterly boring for me to talk to. I do enjoy conversations with quite older and mature women though. Now if you'll excuse me I need to attend a meeting.

Send my best regards to chad when you see him. Though he might be busy cheating on you with your best friend, but you didn't hear that from me, right?

wow what the frick I hate robots now!

sage

Sage this stupid shit. I can't believe some colossal faggot went to the effort of writing this.

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>>36915041
why man, just why?
;_; original ;_;

A gf isn't some reward.

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>>36915189
Umm, like ok you creep. Chad would never cheat on me, and even if he did, it would be part of the excitement of being with a big strong alpha man. Enjoy your book or whatever, like who even cares? I definitely don't. I don't want a man who shuts himself away reading like an old man, I want a real man, an outdoors and sports man. You can't fuck your books anon, but chads going to pound me.

>>36915041
why don't I have a girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend because I hate myself. Don't get me wrong but I would love to have someone who genuinely likes me for me. But if even I can't like myself, then who will? I figured out long ago that I am not as smart as I thought I was and I am not owed shit by anyone. I'm just waiting for the painful ride to end without any more significantly painful experiences. That's what I tell myself as to why I don't go out or socialize. I don't hate people, I wish I did tho. It's lonely and it hurts everyday but it seems to be the way that everyone functions.

>>36915041
>tfw Chadbot

>>36915041
you know i'm not gonna read this kind of shit if it's not greentexted

I had a girlfriend when I was fatter and more of a wreck. I've lost shitloads of weight and done a lot more with my life since then, but I really can't be fucked pursuing women. Maybe I'm just retarded.

>>36915332
It's a trophy of being good enough, it confirms you have some status and money or else you would never have one.

>>36915466

Seems useless.

>>36915474
Not really, it offers you sex so it stimulates your happiness.

>>36915041
I recognize this copypasta. Haven't seen it in a while.

>>36915504

I can get sex from escorts if I really wanted.

Pretty useless.

>>36915048
this fuck off fagot op

>>36915048
FPBP

YOU NEED TO GO BACK >>36915041

>>36915041
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm 5'8".

And I refuse to stoop down to dating 5'0" Asian girls.

>>36915526
But a normal girlfriend will be free and might let you cum inside, not that I encourage getting a girlfriend. It's dangerous to get sperm jacked and have some unwanted kid from a lying ho that claimed to be on birth control.

>>36915041
The only reason to have a girlfriend is to find a wife to marry for raising children. Until I am independently wealthy enough to do that without wageslaving, I will take my STD and drama free porn and fleshlight.

Probably going to import a bride because the ones in the US believe in that faggy best friend partner crap where I believe in more traditional marriage with the man having as many wives as he can afford and the women raising the children.

>>36915583
>gf
>free

Pick A or B

>>36915583

For free? Get out stop pulling my leg.

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I don't have one because I never put any real effort in myself I just became content with being alone and going to stripper's, also deep down I'm afraid of someone carring for me and wanting to be there for them which I find absolutely taxing on myself.

>>36915610
>>36915620
With the right charismatic skills you can get a better deal out of it. Escorts will always cost premium.

>>36915041
But anon I'm short. What am I meant to do about that.

I can't even go for short girls, because they want a man at least 6-8 inches taller than them.

>>36915639
Even Chad has to pay every once inawhile

1. There are different types of robot
2. I had sex, doesn't change my crippling issues
3. I am aware of my intimacy issues
4. I am working damn hard to fix them
5. There are, indeed, self-defeating crybaby faggots on /r9k/, but you are, indeed, projecting like the worst of self-important fag.

You're preaching to the choir, you have nothing insightful to contribute. Realize where you are and know your place.

Nah, I'm just misogynistic. Mom was a diagnosed borderline.

>>36915420
whats wrong with her face?

origin

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>>36915041
So what you're saying OP is that we do not have females because we are haters instead of doers?

At least our value can be increased in time with work, your value only drops as your body starts to sag and your face starts to resemble raisin

My end game goal, save enough to start a small business, make money through small business and save up, wait for ectogenesis and waifubots to be affordable, get those and live a happy life

Women only offer their lukewarm cunt and vapid personality, no deal get your own cash cunt

Women are overrated, all i want anymore is sex and offspring, traps would have been a neat alternative to women if they had womb but they don't so might as well go for waifubots for sex since i no longer even want a real relationship

>>36915836
She's high

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>>36915420
Hahahaha, you're really funny stacy. You're wasting my time though and I'm gonna be late. See you soon, when you knock at my door begging for acceptance.

>>36915895
You actually think you will run a successful business? God you're are so delusional and naive. Even if those things come out in your lifetime you would probably never make enough to get them before you die. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you're 50 filing for bankruptcy.

>>36916024
Not >>36915895 but you're quite the delusional one if you believe a small business is impossible. It is much easier than you think - especially if you've studies economics. You're most likely a drop-out.

>>36915041
>juss bee urself xDD

ITT: butthurt virgin robots in denial proving the point of OP.

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>>36916089
>Implying anyone who replies to pasta will be successful

>>36916207
M80 this whole thread is pasta.

We're all fucked in our own way.

>>36916207
All you need for successful small business is start funding
>experience with your products and equipment
>education in business
>a stubborn head so you don't give up early when things aren't steady yet
Hell you can start an auto repair shop with start funds and experience / some education to support your experience with technical things
Laundromat is piss easy, all you need is starting funds for the machines and moderate security to keep junkies and hobos from destroying your machines
If you are experienced in proper laundry service those are easy
If you're experienced in cooking you can start a street vendor / vendor van type of establishment (beware of health and hygiene violations, bribing doesn't work anymore)
Those are just few of the possible easy start up that require mostly start up funds and experience

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Next Stop: PASTA CITY!

>>36915041
those girls aren't even cute, anon

>>36915756
When you manage to sweet talk a girl to have sex with you you are no longer a robot.

>>36915041
That's not me, I'm just too much like Michael Jordan at times for people to deal with. I work hard and always want to be better than everyone else.To stereotype my issue is that I might be the best player on a football team, going to college and everything, but Stacey likes Chad even though he's coward and can't take a hit and is afraid to hit too. Everyone's all "Chad's so amazing, the jersey makes him so much hotter" and I just go out and ball out on the field and Stacey doesn't give a shit. So I just think fuck them and fuck everybody how doesn't recognize how good a player I am, and start to think that all Stacey's are just cunts because they don't know shit about football. The reason why I say I'm like Mike is that he's a very driven and competitive person but also is notorious for being extremely petty and wanting revenge for even the most insignificant slights.

>>36916823

What makes you think U'm tge one who sweet talked her? It's amazing just how little people like you know about social dynamics in contrast to how smart you think you are about them. She was a man eating slut who was into awkward nerds (yes, apparently that exists).She approached me, she staryed talking shit about beating me at this and that videogame and since I'm decently competent at holding a conversation with a girl without droping spaghetts, I invited her over to my place to play videogames not giving a single fuck about the outcome and it worked out. We had sex two times and she ghisted out afterward.

This didn't fix my self-esteem issues, this did not turn me into chad, this didn't make me happier. I simply had a glorified mastutbation and that's it.

But nooo, fags like you are so stuck up their own ass about their special snowflake social anxiety and depression that they don't see that even non virgins can have tfw no gf. I was used as a fucking sex object. This does not feel nice for the ego.

But what am I saying, you're way too egocentric to empathize with other people. In your mind, anyone who is not EXACTLY like you and in the exact same situation as you to the exact detail could not possibly ever understand frustration, pain and loneliness. I'm tempted to tell you to get out more, but only because it might help you see things from another persoective than your fucking ass.

>>36915189
have you tried accutane? should seek professional help.

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>>36915041
Drunk mom ASMR

>>36917133
> She was a man eating slut who was into awkward nerds (yes, apparently that exists)
No it doesn't, you either had money, status or both. Women only care about extracting resources and buying security by finding shelter with high status men. It makes no sense for a woman to have interest in someone if those two factors do not play a role.

>>36917133
What's the point? You are not getting anywhere in life doing that. No relationship, as you said glorified masturbation, high risk of getting herpes. I dunno anon. Seems like shit to me.

>>36917527
> She was a man eating slut who was into awkward nerds (yes, apparently that exists)
>>No it doesn't, you either had money, status or both

>reality doesn't conform to my cult-like beliefs
>reality is wrong!

>>36917741
Welcome to /r9k/. Reality is what bitter virgin basement-dwelling manchildren believe, and not what's based on facts.

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>i really really wanna make other people feel bad!!!!! celebration!!

this is the world we want to live in lmao.
https://youtu.be/cbenoHFNjuc

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>>36917790
it's not just /r9k/. 'well adjusted' adults with PhDs also base their every opinion on the worthless anecdotal evidence and bad advice they've been given.

>>36915420
>can't fuck your books
Yes you can. I did.

>>36917133
>What makes you think U'm tge one who sweet talked her?
>since I'm decently competent at holding a conversation with a girl without droping spaghetts, I invited her over to my place

>>36917839
"Nothing is impossible"

-Adolf Hitler

>>36917527

You are as vain as they come. It's nauseating.

>>36917594

I was desperate to get laid, that's all.

>>36915041
no, it's because im socially awkward

>>36917952
>I was desperate to get laid, that's all.

I just don't get it. When I get real horny I want a relationship. Someone who can be there for me when I need a blowjob or to feel her up. I just don't get hooking up. From what I hear it just makes you want sex more.

>>36917741
It just makes no sense to not follow her female nature, why would she has sex with some awkward nerd?

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>>36915041
the question is WHY? why do you have to take time to elaborate and write such a long and detailed thread, just to teel us that we are losers, we don't have a gf, we are lonely.
Loneliness hurts, having no one who cares seriously about you, living day by day feeling like a ghost, feeling misunderstood, switching from depression to suicidal thoughts isn't nice.
I don't think i'm different from the other people, i don't think i'm smarter than other people, i don't think not having a gf is a society fault. I'm only shy, introverted, and some other shits and i don't know why. I've tried many times to change, but nothing changed. I will keep trying harder anyway. But i keep to not understand why a random person like you used a part of his time trying to make another person sad, frustrated and even more depressed because he isn't loved. Even the society itself teels and show us that we are losers and we are lonely and unloved, so why you keep creating sadness to people like me, who haven't done nothing bad to you? Maybe you're just frustrated by something.

>>36915041
pandering to women is degenerate. All that woman is naturally is bad for society as a whole, men must lead.

>>36918410
It's bait

Nothing personal, kid

>>36918011

Well hey, some people know, others need to make mistakes to clear confusion.

In this world of intense social pressure, it's hard, sometimes, to be confident that you walk the right path. This experience only reinforved that I need genuine love.

>>36918491
but isn't funny, find a healthy way to pass time

>>36915041
Do females really talk like that? I wouldn't know considering the only ones that know I exist are family members. When I overhear female/normalfag conversations, they don't sound nearly as articulate.

I'm intelligent and everyone else is retarded, prove me wrong.

>>36916170
>in denial proving the point of OP

Can you disprove that women rather prefer alpha males than beta virgins?

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>>36915041
nice try faggo, posts like this are sad. go outside and leave me alone

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>>36919452
OP here, I'm going to make you hurt like I hurt :''''' (((((

>>36915041
I don't give a shit because not having a gf is so low on the list of things that are wrong with me.

>>36918953
no, unless they're 14, mildly attractive with a near genius level IQ

and only if you're cucked enough to sit through their entire verbal beating