>mfw Anon says women can't be robots I'm flipping

>>36914243
>implying I wouldn't date a qt like that
Im not even that bad looking either

>>36914284
This. I'd just try hard to ignore your monster claw.

i'd instantly marry her. she could even get robot hands(heh) and i'd be sitting there with a cutie for the rest of my life

>>36914243
she's cute though. would gf

>>36914243
how long did it take you to make this thread ?

>>36914243
see this thread
origamo

>>36914327
kek I'm assuming her left hand is ok

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>>36914327
>how long did it take you to make this thread ?
Not long, I used my hand

>>36914386
Am I retarded or did your bad hand go from your right arm to your left arm based on your two pics

>>36914386
that's a really cute dress. women definitely can't be robots

>>36914448
it's a photo of a mirror

ayy show me what dat flipper do gurll

>>36914448
nvm I'm an idiot shut the fuck up

>>36914386
having pictures of yourself means you're a normie btw

you cant get a fake hand? guys will still want you

>>36914243

You're really cute, just get that deformed lump chopped off and replace it with a badass bionic hand and you'll just be that normie girl with some cool defining feature about her

Omg show tits. I will fap to you everyday. Plzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll be your bf
accept my offer or admit defeat and delete this thread

>>36914243
>>36914386
We all know why you made this thread so here it goes:

You are very cute
Your deformity is minor and doesn't matter
Can I be your bf
Show me your tits

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>>36914243

>tfw i have a disability fetish

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>>36914243
You can't be a robot. This entire thread proves that.
Despite your disability, and quite frankly average looks, and poor complexion you are being flooded with compliments and interest.
Do you know how a male with:
1. A deformed hand
2. Average looks
3. Mild Acne
is responded to by females?
He's either mocked or more likely ignored.
Maybe you aren't a normie, but you can't be a robot. Sorry

>>36914650
/thread
jesus roastie BTFO

>>36914243
she's cute i didn't even notice hand at first

>>36914650
this
ORIGIANNO

>>36914650

roastie got toasty'd

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>>36914650
Roastie can never recover from this toast.

>>36914243
>WATCH IT ANON
[spoiler/]origenal

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>its the "fem""""bot"""" with a """deformity""" makes a 4chan thread to reassure herself shes still orbitable" episode

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>>36914650
that's that
original

>>36914386
>objectively attractive

IMO you just weed out the pump and dump chads for people who can look past something minor

>>36914650
Holy shit OP BTFO

>>36914650
roastie gets absolutely destroyed in seconds by random internet loser

>>36914243
pls marry me, ur cute

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>>36914650
The roastie just got btfo

>>36914243
Every time I see deformed people I want to kill myself. Why did God give you a foot for a hand. I don't know how you do it. I have two normal hands and I still want to kill myself

>woman makes thread posting her face for attention
>gets lots of replies
>doesn't get banned

women can't be robots

>would totally build robot hand fo

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>>36914650
Here's a man without limbs with a wife and a child on the way.

>>36915074
He's rich and has a high social status.
It's not so hard for him.

>>36915088
he wasn't born rich, he had terrible depression and tried to kill himself a few times until he realized he only has one life and tried to make the best of it.

>>36915074
Does he hop to get around?

>>36915109
How can he even kill himself?

Bitting his tongue like in a chinese drama?

I would really not mind a GF with a missing limb or mild deformity. I'd overlook something like easily. A GF with a real robot hand would be cooler than a GF with a deformed hand however, not gonna lie.
Op you should cut that off at the wrist and get a portal 2 themed robotic and white gloss prosthetic

>>36915125
His wife straps him on like a disabled little backpack

>>36915074
1. Good Complexion
2. Above Average looks
Worst of all he's deformed to the point where if a woman dates him she's viewed by her peers as a saint. It's a way to virtue signal.

He also looks wealthy and like he has confidence and success.

He's a man whose overcome his disabilities and fought hard for success. He's not some useless roastie picking for attention on /r9k/. I guarantee you the confidence this man has is tenfold of the OP's.

Women don't need confidence for people to find them attractive, men with disabilities do.

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>>36914386
Put a hook on it

>>36915155
Lmao
A cuckpack

>>36915171
whos being cucked here really

>>36915139
He tried to drown himself.

>>36915185
He's a little cuck idk
Like shia le buff in his cuckshed

>>36914650
>>36914650
>makes thread tp prove women can be robots
>unintentionally proves they cannot

The irony is crazy. How can she ever recover?

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>>36915074
>that smile
he looks happier than I've ever been and ever will be.
I just can't

>>36914243
How did it happen?
Oreguno

>>36915209
More like the robots pity themselves the most and cry because they can't score the woe points with only mild acne.

>>36915208
why? he has good looking gf and is probably more happy than 99% of users of this board

>>36914243
If she got that pig's foot sawed off or put a sock over it she'd be a 6/10 at the least and she'd hold a niche on the cripple fucker market.

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>>36914243

So what you can only pleasure 4 guys instead of 5 at the same time such a robot
But you are a qt


Be my gf

>>36915220
It's not a candid photo anon, take it with a grain of salt.
It's a photoshoot, designed to make them look glowing and happy. I'm sure he's happy when he has to watch his wife ride her BBC dildo whenever they have sex, because he can't thrust properly. He also might be a cuckold.

>>36914243
>can't be robots
I'm sure some fag would pay you to fist them in the ass with that. Also this thread is full of gf me please, so fuck off.

>>36915204
And what happened, he couldn't dive?

>>36914243
If you lived in LA, wore a gloves, and kept your right hand in your pocket the entire time, I would take you on a qt2t date

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>>36914650
We need more PRO-Roastie toasters.

>>36915274
holy shit hahaha
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36915274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFyq9EoJnLk

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>>36915263
His kid adores him. No amount of photoshop can stage that.

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>>36914650

This is a reply that I agree completely with. .

>>36915298
>no arms
>no legs
>fat gut
Surely if you primarily use your abs to move you should be in better shape.

>>36915321
point me to the nearest kid under age 12 who doesn't view their parents are demi Gods

that kids gonna grow up to be a school shooter and blame his cuck dad

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>>36914650
>roastie enters thread cool, calm & collected
>roastie leaves thread nice & toasty

>>36915348
>positive environment where the father encourages his kids, the same way he encourages millions of people around the world
>school shooters

Stay jealous. He has better life and family you ever had or will have.

>>36915321
>>36915074/
I think the question I need to ask you is this? Would you be fine with having no arms and legs if it meant you could have a happy family life?

Honestly I'd rather have arms and fucking legs. You're being sucked into envying his happiness, while completely ignoring how you would feel in his position. Imagine if you switched lives with him right now? I bet you'd want to fucking kill yourself because you can't move normally, despite having a son and wife that helps you.

The dude has a horrible condition and his wife is probably just dating him for the status and the charity of it. Don't be envious of him.

>>36915375
stop making assumptions anon, theres no way you could possibly know how this man treats his kids, for all you know they're his arms and legs in his eyes

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>>36915375
>He has better life and family you ever had or will have.
He has bigger problems than I'll ever have too dipshit. He has no arms and fucking legs. I'd be fine dying alone if it meant I didn't need someone to wipe my ass everytime I took a shit.
I consider my life better already. I'm not even the faggot you're responding to either. You're just being a dumbass.
>i can achieve wealth
>have children
>and get married
And I can do it with arms and legs. Stop being a twat and think about what you're saying.

>>36915375
>He has better life

He may have a wife & kids, but at least I have a gf that I can make orgasm

And I can jerk off whenever I want, so, there's that too

>>36915515
Anon doesn't realize the man can't even wipe his own ass, he probably has to be assisted with so much. He's not independent.
Imagine not being able to wipe your ass without assistance. WHAT TYPE OF LIFE IS THAT!?

>>36914243

So your hand didn't properly develop in the womb?

You have a vagina, learn how to use it.

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>>36914243
>>36914386
I would trade my arms to look like a kawaii cute asian girl.
Instead I'm chris chan tier tranny

>>36915163
seconding this.
I've met a female who dated a man in a wheel chair and used it for social leverage

>>36915803
That's one of the most terrifying things about women. They may not be as prone to being serial killers, but their is a sociopathy I see in all of them.

I can picture dating a disabled girl but never because I thought it made me seem impressive to others. I'd date someone disabled because I thought they were cute or seemed like a nice person, not once would it be about my own ego. Women are sickening really. Popularity and social standing is more important than ethics or morals to them. That's one of the reason I just can't trust em.

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>>36914650
this man has wake up from a 12 years of total paralysis and finds a wife

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTikuFFr7JA

>>36915936
I see another idiot thinks posting an exception to the rule has fooled himself into thinking he's disproved me.
There are several men in this thread vying for her attention based off 2 pictures without any personal conversation.

Do you think the man in the video you linked could get several females attracted to him without speaking to them at all, and just by posting 2 pictures?
There's a nuance that you are completely oblivious to.

>>36915936
refer to the following post>>36915919

>>36914243
Okay maybe you get a pass. Does your condition really affect you that much though? I bet you have a few female friends that are probably pretty nice to you, it's not like you have some facial deformity.
Would you rather be emotionally disabled like me? Where there's not really anything obviously wrong with you but people can tell you're autistic and completely dead inside.
Also I would sit across from you on a couch and watch TV while looking at a phone.

>>36915404
>tfw this kid is better than the entire human race
https://youtu.be/5BZlyxS37Kk

>>36916171
are you a girl or something? Or just gay?
Why are you getting so sentimental. And why even respond to my comment with an irrelevant reply

>>36916299
my point was there's a little kid with no legs and barely any arms and he's still a more happy and mature person that anyone here.

>>36915238
We don't pity ourselves because of it. We just lose respect for women.
It seems actually difficult to maintain your virginity as a girl. If attention is given to them that easily then every relationship they've had was most likely easily gained.

It makes me realize most women can never be as lonely as a man can be. If a woman has an active sex life, it's a symptom of her having a vagina. If a man has an active sex life, it's a reward for having charm.

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>>36916016
man : i want sex so i need to reply to tell her she is cute i don't care about personality i just want to breed i don't want responsibility

women : i want a person that is capable to help me raise our child and sustain your family i dont care about sex i care about family and money

>>36915171
>A cuckpack
kek

>>36916426
So are you a female or a gay? Your view is also very childlike.
It's a kid. Kid's normally don't get extremely depressed. How do you think he felt when he reached his teens or adulthood with his disability?

You showing me one example of a happy disabled kid on mr. rogers doesn't prove shit. Yeah I'd be fucking happy too if I was on mr. rogers as a kid. I'd be happy that I was on TV. A child isn't going to let his disability get him down. The reason disabled children are usually depressed is bullying. He's not going to be bullied by Mr. Rogers. Now disabled adults and teens have a conscious self-loathing. They may not be bullied at all, but they feel a lack of confidence.

Please stop being a dumbass, and think with a bit of depth.

>>36916447
Are you a roastie because you seem a little toasted and delusional?

If they cared about money and family, they could easily go for a man whose wealthy and not disabled. The reason they are with a disabled man is probably the need to feel that a man is dependent on them and wont leave as well as the social benefits they get. Your halfwit theory falls apart when you consider the fact she can date an able-bodied man for family and wealth.

>>36914243
Tips or Gtfo roastie
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>36914650
>female
>robot
Only if you're fat, or a burn victim.

>>36916447
refer to these posts please roastie.>>36915803
>>36915919

>>36915321
lol he has a raging boner in this pic

>>36916568
Seeeeeeeee. THis>>36916016

>>36916676
You just linked me to my own post.

>>36916588
women : i want a person that is capable to help me raise our child and sustain your family i dont care about sex i care about family and money AND social status

Beter?

>>36915338
oh man youre funny
>>36915274
>>36915139
is this you? finally someone with a sense of humour

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>>36916720
what are you me from a parallel univois?

>>36916725
I can tell you're a roastie because you think choosing a partner is about money and social status.

Men rarely date for those reasons. That's why men are more noble.

>>36914243
Can you move your toe/finger things?

How much does it affect your self esteem?

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>>36916773
>That's why men are more noble.
Kek

we have some good guys right here

>>36915463
> if it meant I didn't need someone to wipe my ass

I don't know why I never thought about that

Maybe he has a Japanese toilet that has a bidet and a hairdryer built in.

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>>36916769
waddefug oregano

>>36916676
>>36916720
>>36916769
Stop responding to yourself you samefag

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>>36916769
you tell me. I think you fucked up
>>36916763
I only made the comment about him not having abs
>>36916812
We're also more loyal. Women are more likely to cheat in relationships than men. So yeah. Women are really the most unethical sex.
>More likely to cheat
>more likely to initiate divorce
>more controlling and aggressive than men.
Google that shit. There are studies for each of my claims. Only redeeming quality about women is that they look cute and sex. I wish I could marry a woman with the mentality of a man.

>>36914243
go fuck yourself, everyone here would date you.

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>>36916866
wrongemboyo

>>36916880
>>36916854
photoshopping THIS hard

>>36916880
parallel universes are real
tell me guys is this the reality in which bush won?

>>36916908
i swear I didn't.
This is my comment.
"I see another idiot thinks posting an exception to the rule has fooled himself into thinking he's disproved me.
There are several men in this thread vying for her attention based off 2 pictures without any personal conversation.

Do you think the man in the video you linked could get several females attracted to him without speaking to them at all, and just by posting 2 pictures?
There's a nuance that you are completely oblivious to."
>I see another idiot thinks posting an exception to the rule has fooled himself into thinking he's disproved me.
>disproved me
I'm this guy>>36914650

>>36916941
No, she didn't win

>>36914243
Why do the fingers look more like toes?
Is it a foot or a hand?

>>36914459
Mirrors don't work like that

>>36917017
>she
George is a lady?

>>36916586

Nope

I'd date either I'm desperate

>>36917053
You mean Georgia?

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>>36914243
>tfw no qt claw-for-left-hand gf

>>36917047
Hol up
Is you sayin
Is you sayin mirrors dont mirror anymore?

>>36916773
>man : i want sex so i need to reply to tell her she is cute i don't care about personality i just want to breed i don't want responsibility

>women : i want a person that is capable to help me raise our child and sustain your family i dont care about sex i care about family and money and social status

> Womans date for money and social status


retard or unable to read mate?

>>36917017
>>>>leeeeeedddddit

>>36917047
This has to be the stupidest thing I've read in a good while, congrats anon

>>36917078
fuck i need to go back
go back , back to my future

>>36917192
don't you mean ,,back to the future,,?

>>36917237
no stupid he meant ,,back to the past ,, you know like in samurai juck

>>36917269
Samurai juck is still on ?
What is this Fututram ?They need to end that shit 30 seasons is enough , let it die.!

>>36914650
JOJOshitter speaks the truth

>>36917368
Dont you mean mojo?

>>36917235
Why do anime characters all look white?

Asian people don't look like that.

>>36914650
You're an idiot for typing this. Desperate males giving you e-attention doesn't mean she gets any romantic interest from men in real life. She's female and more a robot than you and everyone on this histrionic board.

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>>36917391
whitewashing

>>36917498
not recognizing irony

>>36917498
Who cares where it was posted? The truth is right infront of your eyes. The character was whitewashed.

>>36914243
having a flat ass is the worst deformity, tbqh famalam

>>36917576
>There was no way you were being ironic
>ironic
>on 4chan
>ever

get out of here

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>>36917571
>The character was whitewashed.
Kek

so you want racist piss yellow
since when asian are yellow anyway?

I knew a guy like this, always kept the bad hand in his pocket. Why don't you gets get an augmented arm.

>>36914386

I would legit touch and play with her retarded hand, compliment her pretty dress, then take her out for ice cream.

But I'm fat, poor, and a nervous wreck, so it'd just be another case of "ewwwww no thanks!"

>>36917950
Why are people fat?

Never understood it.

>>36914386
Clean your mirror you degenerate

>>36914243
i'd want to reenact katawa shoujo with you

>>36914243
>mfw anon says women cant be robots
>spastic hand
youre still a normie

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>>36915074

Holy shit its a irl Bob Oblong

>>36914386
>>36914243
Go fishing somewhere else you vapid cunt.

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4.5/5, would date. I would give her this as a gift

>>36914650
Dumb roasties never learn, anon

>>36914650
this reply should be pinned on the first page of /rk9/

>>36914243
Just wear a modified glove and you can get a bf

Hell, probably don't even need that high of a standard

Are disabled people automatically Robots or can they be Chad and Stacey too?

>>36920379
>Only extremes exist

>>36914243
I'd fuck the shit out of you, make you fist yourself with your own stump.

You're cute but holy shit id laugh all the time at your hand. Get a sock puppet.

>>36914243
Good thing you look better than most without makeup, because I'm sure that shit would be a bitch nigga to put on every morning

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FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCKKKKKK OFF MY BOARD GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36914386
do you play maplestory ?

>>36915074
Does she drag him along in a Radio Flyer wagon?

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>>36917709
holy shit, I haven't read that book in years.

kinda ironic that you're posting an image that makes fun of dumb white people, but who am I to judge

Succubi live life on easy mode. Kill yourself disgusting stinkubi.

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Can you post a webm of you giving a banana a handjob? It is for a school project.

>>36915074
the real question to be asked is
HOW DID THIS MAN
FUCK THIS GIRL
THIS MAN HAS LITERALLY NO LIMBS

>>36914243
The problem is this bitch is fucking cute.

>>36922378
Bitch went for a ride

>>36914243

You're Asian. Look the exact same as all the other Asian women. Non-Asians will think you're cute and Asian men are all small dicked beta faggots so who cares what they think

>>36914650
OP has not returned after this post. Roasties eternally btfo.

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>>36914650
Originally and well put anon.