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who here /high functioning autism/
>be at mcdonalds with a friend in highschool
>see how there's a bit of ketchup on the counter under the ketchup tap
>think i could get away with pressing the tap onto the counter
>i press the tap and keep pressing it
>a female mcdonalds employee comes up to me and grabs my hand and asks me what i'm doing
>i don't like people touching me so i slap her out of reflex
>she starts crying and i back off and try to get out
>two dudes tackle me down and hold me down
>start crying
>they say the police are being called and that i'm going to get arrested
>start pretending to be retarded by making retard grunting noises
>people are convinced that i have some kind of disorder
>keep crying and making retard noises
>police arrive and ask what the situation is
>the two guys say i slapped a female employee
>the bitch is behind the mcdonalds counter and she's still crying for some reason
>i get escorted out in the police car
>i still have my ID and they haven't searched me because i was being unintelligible
>take me to the police station where a woman comes up and asks me who my parents are
>i get texted by my friend and she asks to see the text
>i refuse and read it myself
>"what the fuck was that"
>at this point i realize what shit i'm in and how if they identify me they're gonna find out who i am and call my parents
>panic
>the woman talking to me says she'll go get us a snack and for me to stay there
>she leaves through the door
>about 10 seconds pass until i decide to book it out of the station
>open the door and start running
>turns out she was talking to her male colleague in the hallway
>they both chase me down and tackle me down because i was struggling
>they search me for my ID
>they call my parents and my school
my piece of friend tells everyone what happened and people started calling me "ketchup boy" in the last year of highschool.
fuck him seriously we were friends for two years
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>>36912468
Nice story ketchup boy.
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>>36912468
You are weird
Ketchup boy...
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fuck off, sometimes it was "ketchup sped" and sometimes it was just "ketchup boy"
people would make ketchup bottle farting sounds when i walked past them sometimes and during class
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>>36912468
How can I empathize? Why u touchin shit aint yours for?
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>>36912468
KETCHUP SPED
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>>36912468
Ketchup boys BTFO. Who /MustardMen/ here?
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i have low functioning autism, the only thing i am good at is video games and writing, i can barely articulate my voice correctly.
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>>36912546
i dont know it was like a compulsion at the time
>>36912574
im sorry friend
>>36912564
i got beat up one time for writing something with ketchup on this guys locker but thats a story for another day
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>>36912611
A compulsion?
Fuk lad wtf.
High functioning my ass.
Thats hugbox tier autism.
Control yourself. How would you like it if I made a hard light contsruct of your "y fool" to order it to bodycheck you to the ground and dial up its mass to that of a small car effectively crushing your body into the ground while its blank expression stares you in the face as the weight increases.
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>>36912611
thanks
the only thing i do all day is sit and browse the intrenets. i get a load of autismbux from the government though, and my flatmate does all the shopping for me.
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>be me, about 13 years old
>Broke my first skateboard and mom takes me to get a new one
>Cool skateshop and hour away from the house
>Checking out cool stuff
>Already have good trucks but I do pick our some new bearings and mom even let's me pick out a hat
>Finally decide I'm going to try to skate a Zero in 7.75
>Dude takes it off the wall
>"Nice choice little man, and this is our hottest zero deck right now."
>"What kind of grip tape do you want? We have Ebony and Mob"
>Panic, look at Mom, look at him
>I have no idea what either of those are or which one I need
>"Uh.. just Ebony... Just Ebony... "
>Mom says, "why don't you ask him what the difference is?"
>He says, "well Ebony has little holes to avoid air bubbles but I can put it on and there won't be any"
>End up getting mob grip
>Still cringe to this day whenever I think about grip tape
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>>36912663
what the fuck are u even talking about idiot
>>36912702
thats not even autism thats just a kid being confused over terms
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>>36912764
I'm the idiot?
Have you seriously not read your own life?
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>>36912764
If I could describe how bad it felt to be forced to face the fact there was something I didn't know about one of my favorite things you'd see my true power level.
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>>36912781
>Control yourself. How would you like it if I made a hard light contsruct of your "y fool" to order it to bodycheck you to the ground and dial up its mass to that of a small car effectively crushing your body into the ground while its blank expression stares you in the face as the weight increases.
what the fuck does this even men tard
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My family uses it as a cudgel against me.
My father had been goading me all day during a family event and my uncles gf asked the uncle why I'm in a bad mood. He then says it's "just the autism". Fuck off you scientologist twit.
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>>36912805
your dad sounds like an ass
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>>36912816
We've always had issues, he basically fucked off from ages 5 to 16 because he "didnt know how to deal with me" by his own admission. I've gotten better at the normalfag dance at least, to the point I debate going no contact. It's just tiring at this point.
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>>36912895
yes tell him to fuck off
have some self respect
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>>36912940
Already have, we fight regularly which drives my mother insane. It was the uncle who made that statement if it wasn't clear.
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>>36912958
your mother deserves to be driven insane if she doesn't take a stance against those relatives that are misstreating you
your dad and your uncle have to fuck off
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