That's it, I fucking DEMAND a gf RIGHT NOW, or I'm

Be sure to record that snap. Million-dollar footage, that.

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>>36911259
What do I do with the footage? I want my million dollars.

>>36911251
Shuttup you faggot

How about you SNAP into a SLIM JIM!!

>>36911251
Where do you live?
Oregano message

I'll be your gf but I'm a guy

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>>36911277
Fuck off faggot, I bet that you kiss girls you fucking faggot.

>>36911251
Do you want a
>male (female)
>female (male)
Or
>fembot {random}

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>>36911278
Nice classic maymay, friend.

>>36911282
Dear old Blighty.

>>36911287
Either lose the dick or get outta here.

>>36911309
Well, I'm not gay.

>>36911251
Snap away

>>36911272
I guess you just need to not let the press get ahold of it without purchasing the rights. Be sure to kill lots of normals!

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>>36911349
Well, I can't make use of the million dollarydoos, or get a gf if I'm in prison for killing normies!

Are you fat? You sound like a fat person.

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>>36911433
No, but I am a manlet.

>>36911417
You weren't going to get a gf or a million dollars anyways! You're not very good at losing that last bit of hope

>>36911323
I bet you live somewhere shit like Croxheath or Basildon you fucking loser

>>36911443
How short are you? Are we talking 5'9 or like 5'2?

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>>36911445
Literally where?
>>36911459
5'5. People 5'8 and above shouldn't even be allowed to call themselves manlets.

>not using adachi

>>36911477
Wow. Yeah sorry the shortest I'm willing to go is 5'9. Sorry, I'm sure you'll find the right girl someday :)

>>36911477
At that height you may as well transition and get thousands of orbiters.

>>36911528
I think he's hetero. You trannies don't count.

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>>36911503
One of my friends told me that I look like an uglier Akechi, and I dress a lot like him, so it's kinda fitting.

>>36911528
It's fine, I'm not into hamplanets anyway.

>>36911534
Well, I don't have a feminine-enough penis for that.

>>36911534
>hurr transition manlet

Is it just one homogayfag who spams this all day long? Or is there more than one tranny pusher here?

>>36911251
What will happen if you snap?
Please livestream it.

The obvious question: why haven't you tried Tinder?

>>36911541
I can't believe your're British, you bring shame to our heritage.

>>36911541
>hamplanet
Oh, the projection! This is why we don't like you short guys, you're always so hostile.

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>>36911546
At least half of the people on this board are faggots, I guarantee it.
>>36911557
Idk maybe I'll cry a lot.
>>36911558
>implying that I haven't tried it already
>>36911571
>your're
>>36911582
At least I'm not a fatty.

>>36911627
Try Craigslist just try not to get murdered or raped

Or..... chuck yourself off a bridge?

>>36911627
If you have tried Tinder, how did it work for you? How often did you get matches, how many girls met, how many fucked?

>>36911627
>Idk maybe I'll cry a lot.
tfw no happening
FBI disapproves.

>>36911582
He was just assuming, because a lot of trannies are fat.

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>>36911656
>implying that women my age post on craigslist
I'm eighteen, not eighty.
>>36911677
Zero.
>>36911679
Idk man, maybe it'll happen if I ever become terminally ill.

>>36911704
If you got zero matches on Tinder you're doing something seriously wrong. Or you're lying about trying.

>>36911704
Maybe you should just get a BF

There is lots of ugly men that will love you

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>>36911728
I just mindlessly swiped right on every girl, every eight hours (or however long it takes for you to get more swipes), for about a week and a half.

>>36911792
Holy shit that's not good

>>36911792
Are you serious? That automatically puts you at the bottom of the list. Why did you do something so retarded?

>>36911792
>>36911704

Stop posting this long haired twink

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Just passing through and couldn't help but notice all this Goro posting.

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>>36911842
Hmm. Could've fooled me.
>>36911857
I was already at the bottom of the list, friendo.
>>36911873
This long-haired twink has a name.

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All you gotta do is stick em inside a TV, OP.
They can't escape.

>>36912009
Can we stop this thread it's pretty shit

>>36911895
Why did you put yourself at the bottom of the list, retard? You effectively got banned from tinder. And just like now you're going to get banned from 4chan for being a retard.

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>>36912009
>adachi got cucked by a tv
>>36912035
There are other threads out there for you if you don't like mine.

>>36912048
Stop posting this beaked twink

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So did anyone else want to pound Shadow Sae into oblivion and get her pregnant or just me?

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>>36912046
The normies of society put me at the bottom of the list.
>>36912056
This beaked twink has a codename.
>>36912082
Shadow Sae was pretty hot.

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>>36912105
>Shadow Sae was pretty hot.
Indeed she was. Nice to see some P5 activity outside the general. Keep at it Crow.

>>36912161
Stop posting this blasphemous twink

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>>36912173
You keep asking for it to stop but I get the feeling you want to see more of him.

>>36912204
N-no, shut up

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>>36912222
>quads
Nice. Just be honest with yourself anon.

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>>36912173
No can do, this thread has to stay alive and well until I get my gf.

>>36912386
Stop posting this smug twink desu

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>>36912448
Seeing as how we're going to be here for quite some time, could I interest you in some pancakes?

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>>36912475
Oregano comment for this thread.

>>36912475
Stop posting this breakfast twink

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>>36912615
You love Akechi, don't you, Anon!

>>36912649
Fuck off and shoot up a school or gay nightclub or something.

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>>36912684
EDGELORDS GET OUT

>>36912696
>using a publicly-branded hate symbol to tell someone to stop being edgy
You leave

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Is Akechi the male (male) counterpart for Naoto?

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>>36912684
Everyone that I have a grudge against no longer goes to school, and the gays have never done anything wrong to me.

>>36912736
So, where you gonna snap

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posting more best boi, not gonna let thread die

>>36911251
If it was Mishima I would take you dead seriously but it's just a silly little pancake boy.

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>>36913454
>Mishima
Please remove yourself from my thread.

>>36913454
>mishima
c'mon most /r9k/ character was mitsuo kubo

>>36913454
superb taste, friend.

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>>36913563
You need to stop existing .

What do people even see in mishima, anyway.

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>>36913766
Absolutely nothing.
Spineless character with no depth.

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>cognitive psience will never be real
>you will never enter Sae's cognitive world and rape her shadow

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It's almost as if the good people of /r9k/ DON'T want me to get a gf.

>>36913766
He's cute and I want to protect him.

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>>36914227
>implying that akechi isn't cute
>implying that akechi doesn't need protecting

>>36914301
I think it's too late for protection Anon.

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>>36914572
>implying that akechi died and won't be back in P5:Dancing 'til Dawn

>>36914628
Where do I preorder

>>36911289
That's where you're wrong, faggot. My body pillow is the only thing i kiss.