>finally muster up the courage to get a hooker >she

>>36907205
What? How do you get a tapeworm from having sex?

>>36907572
Analingus. Wow that wasn't original.

>>36907841
Why didn't you just have normal sex? That's all you need to do to lose your virginity.

>>36907841

did she have cum from her previous client in her butt

>>36907874

most normalfags would consider you to be a virgin if you've never had analingus. it's part of the standard experience now

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>>36907205
Wow what a loser you are anon
that's why you never take 3D trash

>>36907874
what's the point in that if you're with a whore, some of us are perverts and like to lick whores assholes.

>>36907205
>paying for sex
you deserve everything horrible happening to you right now

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>>36907893
...that's a fucking lie.

Oringalllydbdu

>>36907841
Dude, just dude, just... wait dude, just dude. Man,
..never, and I mean like never ever, man, never
Never put your mouth on a hookers naughty bits, you never do oral shit with a hooker.

>>36907876
Nah just some worms. I thought it was normal for whores to have them, like Jenna Haze. I see dudes eat her asshole all the time and nothing bad happened to them. Fuck it I could lose some weight.