>finally muster up the courage to fuck a hooker >she

Dude sickle cell is hereditary. You were born with it

>>36906765
> hereditary
this is correct. here are more words to demonstrate originality

i feel you anon, i bought a hooker to lose my virginity to and she gave me prader willi syndrome

>>36906765
The hooker was my mom.

>tfw a hooker gave me autism

>>36906677

>Fuck prostitute
>Suddenly colourblind

>lose virginity to an escort
>develop male pattern baldness

That fucking harlot. Needless to say I left a scathing review of her online.

>>36906677

I commiserate, OP.
I fucked a hooker and got Chisso-Minamata disease.

>>36906677
stop fucking nigger hookers, they all have that sickle cell nonsense.

>Hooker gave me type I diabetes

>>36906677
you fuckers have it easy. When i was 19 I fucked an escort and developed marfan syndrome

>>36906677
>Have sex with hooker
>Become gay