>Live with mum >She goes to the store, I ask for a gatorade

>>36904679
>not flushing it down the toilet
rookie's mistake.

>>36904679
>Ooh, it's wet...~"
She was experiencing hormonal shift and wanted your peepee Anon. She wanted winner dick not participation blue, so she chose gold gatorade.

Such a shame, you could have dispensed your seed in a better garden than a tissue napkin.

>>36904679
What the fuck is gold gatorade? You mean orange? Neon yellow?

I flush fap tissues but it does drive me insane that my parents go through the trash.

Mom seems to want to read papers and receipts(as if I'm doing anything remotely illicit or interesting) and dad wants to rescue random objects. So I'll throw away some shoes with holes in them and find them sitting by the door the next day.

>>36904679
the yellow one is better than the blue one

My parents used to empty out my trash can with my cum rags in it but they soon stopped so the Mexican maids had to do it lel

>>36904778
No wonder you're crazy

Fuck suburbs

>>36904756
>he's never had Gatorade with gold flakes in it.
kek poorfag

>>36904679
>cumming in tissues
>not using mummy's underwear

what were you expecting?

>>36905208
>not using little girl underwear
plebs