>tfw nobody wants to be your friend edition Talk to and

>get few replies
>ghost every single one of them
DEVILISH
I say I want some human interaction, but I never follow through. Typical.

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>>36904842
I have that same problem.
I might get along fine with someone when I'm forced to, but after I no longer have an obligation to stay in contact I drop them and never speak with them again.
Maybe being alone is better.

Beaumont anon you're really part of that meme are you?
Anyway can you get to the Coachella Valley to attempt to hang out but then we just awkwardly call it off?

>>36904082

Girls (biological female) and girls (male) are both posting under that pin

Good job you fuck

Now I need to play Russian roulette every time I message someone in hopes it's not a fucking tranny

>>36904082
>no new pins near me
>no replies yet

Every time, I don't know why I'm so unappealing.

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>the only pin in my country is 100m away from my workplace

>>36905167
Girls (biological female) and girls (male) are both posting under that pin

Good job you fuck

Now I need to play Russian roulette every time I message someone in hopes it's not a fucking roastie

I love whoever did the screamer near westminister in ca lmao

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>tfw meeting up with a boy(girl) soon

>>36905600
REEEEEEEEEE
I honestly wouldn't mind meeting someone from /r9k/. I'd go to /soc/ if they weren't a bunch of fucking degenerates.

>>36906006
people on the /r9k/ map who would gather the courage to meet up with you are the same kind of people

>>36906028
I'd like to think robots are of a nobler stock. I'm kind of an idiot.

>>36906257
yeah

in fact in a way its worse than soc because theyre pretending they aren't soc

>closest robot is in Compton
>second closest is in the middle of the ocean
Nice try~

>>36906636
There's over 10 markers just in LA county. Just choose another one.

>>36906636
>not wanting a nigger with drug connections or aquaman

Faggot.

>>36906685
I'll have to take 2 buses and a train just to hit downtown LA. I'll probably set up a day where I can go down to Little Tokyo since I haven't been there before.
>>36906713
>aquaman
shit how could I've been so blind? Hey aquaman if you're here lets go fishing sometime! I have some rods we can use!

>>36907035
Which marker are you?
If you're the black guy, put some info on that marker senpai

>>36907080
I am. I'll post my contact info soon. I'm just finishing some homework for my stats class.

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>>36904082
>tfw only 4 nebraskanons in the entire state
At least they're all near omaha. Hopefully they like anime

>>36907035
Go to yamazaki bakery, get a curry man. Worth the trip to LT just for that.

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>tfw you live on an island and the only other marker near you stopped replying to your messages

>>36907501
Sugar toast > all

>>36907515
>tfw added my marker at the beginning when the map was created and never was contacted once

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>>36904082
Anyone had any real luck using this thing?
Stories pls

>>36907727
I had my first date ever today with this

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>talking nonstop to fembot thats in my state
>good taste in vidya even though shes a casual
>interested in /k/ shit like me
>talking about going to the range together
>isnt fucking retarded
>is cute as FUCK
>unfortunately shes underageb& but only 4 years younger than me
Fuck its nice to have someone in this shithole state to talk to
Friendship prospects are high boyos

>>36907836
Wow, congrats my man (male?)

>>36907836
Green text it you fagola

>>36906420
While its self-evident that there is some /soc/ tier normie cancer around here, im sure theres a decent mix of cyborgs and less disabled robots as well as plain weird folk

>>36907953
not much of a story uhhhhh
>talk on discord a few days really start to enjoy each others company
>fast forward 3 days I am on an interstate going to I don't fucking know
>get lost
>break multiple traffic laws the entire time
>finally find the place walk up shaking
>she comes out and gives me the first and best hug of my life and I just give a shitty air hug trembling
>ask to walk because holy shit driving
>walk to lunch awkwardly.... she orders....
>realize I am a pale robot and I am now sunburned to a crisp
>sit down in a park to eat food because fuck indoors places in a city
>spaghetti day in the park for an hour
cont?.....

>>36908109
>cont...
of course

>>36908109
continue plz
What state are you from?

what do you do after they reply

>>36908109
>sit in the park legs trembling the entire time
>she goes to hold my hand
>I reluctantly agree then immediately get a boner
>no undies so its all against my jeans
>awkwardly walk back to her place happy and scared to death at the same time with a fucked up dick due to random boner that got caught in zipper
>sit in some shade on a 2 person chair and finally relaxed
>we even browsed r9k a bit
>Then I met her mom fuck fuck fuck
>not as bad as I thought but holy shit I seem like a fucking loser
>her dad walks by only thing he says is there is mold on my car... fuck
>so now we decide to go to the movies but we cannot walk there...I got this
>so she gets into my car I can barely keep running roof if falling in it's just fucked
>get fucking lost going to the movies
>have no idea what the fuck is happening people are honking horns I am fucking terrified and a phone is talking robot directions I am supposed to follow(it's her phone I do not own one)

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>>36908288
Even though you are a fuckin normie now, you are doing good kid.

how do i edit my marker?

>>36908474
You were given a link to edit it when you first created it. If you didn't save it then and there, you gotta email the admin to delete it or create a new one.

>>36908288
keep in mind I am like 30
>finally get my moms car to the movie place
>can't even figure out the parking lot in a fucking city so many arrows so many ways to go wtf is this
>more awkward walking to up to the place thank god we payed online and didn't have to get tickets or interact with the tellers
>almost go into wrong movie
>finally find the right place and as we go in I stumble because holy shit these inclines
>pretend it didn't happen even tho I am pretty sure everyone saw it
>make it to comfy seats finally maybe that will fix my dick
>only makes it worse fuck
>go through movie constantly moving around
>movie actually goes great despite being the first movie I have seen since jurrasic park 1 in theater
>help hands and sat close to each other actually enjoying a movie fuck this is great
>thinking the entire time I left my lights on on the car fuck

>>36908288
KEEP. FUCKING. GOING.
FASTER RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36907727
Already met someone and we've played vidya together at my place. Probably going to meet up with them again in a few days. If more robots would leave contact info it'd be neat to see the different people from here.

>>36908592
>thinking the entire time I left my lights on on the car fuck
I love you anon

I did my part. There's a few people around Charlotte. If one of you is seeing this, I'm the person with the steamid as contact info.

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>>36908592
>>36908288
>>36908109
>>36907836
>inb4 everyone get on the floor and do the dinosaur ending

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>working nights and sober
>still no new contacts
>I'm only really nice drunk anyway

Only 2 anons didnt get scared my drunkenness and only one actually lives close.

>>36908627
>taking someone home with you
dam anon i wish people by me were that forward

>>36908592
I forgot the part where she almost had to force me to go to the restroom.... public restrooms in a public place is just fucked to me
>movie was guardians of the galaxy 2 I think
>walk out of movie almost pass out from standing up too fast and being so rigid and popcorn fumes
>forget where I fucking parked
>good thing she remembered
>get in car my mom calls my 2005 flip phone I have tell her everything is great and I am fine
>only kind of get lost on the way back to her place
>back to comfy 2 person chair
>we really get close to each other I finally put an arm on her and we just talk for a bit
>shaking finally stopping and I am not stuttering anymore the dream
>keep talking holding hands and sitting close ect the fucking dream this has never happen to me
>realize how fucking late it is and she woke up at 6 am and wrap things up with a kiss
> realize I am fucking lost and have no idea how to get home
>go inside her house in front of her mom and dad and awkwardly stand there and she prints google maps for me

>>36908600
>KEEP. FUCKING. GOING.
>FASTER RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damn, fembots are so bad at sex talk.

>>36908796
>go inside her house in front of her mom and dad and awkwardly stand there and she prints google maps for me
oh shit, anon, that's beautiful, I hope this works out for you in the end.

>>36908792
me too
I mean I'm part of the problem because I'm ascared of internet strangers and don't want people inside my cave
but man I would like to play some vidyas on a couch with another robot

>>36908822
>implying men are better

we're all shit

>>36908796
Anon if by any slim chance that this is real, good luck man. If she still wants to see you after this sperging then shes a keeper.

Either way im proud of you for going outside your comfort zone.

>>36908858
eh it's just a joke man. Men don't say "faster!"
Or at least normal men

No one in china

>>36908792
We met in a public place first, it was the second time we went to my house. Really as long as I saw someone in public and saw they weren't trying to murder me I wouldn't care too much bringing them over to play vidya. From what I've talked to most robots aren't bad people anyway, just very autistic and confused.

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>>36908796
>>36908592
>>36908288
>>36908109
>>36907836
This is how I picture any robot date going. Congrats Anon.
One thing I've learned is that you're not as awkward as you think you are. Hopes you guys keep talking and hang again sometime. Congrats again Anon.

>>36908796
>just fidgeting in the living room only responding when spoken to fuck
>k now it's really late and I am surprised she is up for me say out goodbyes and I am off feeling pretty well about everything
>that was the best shit in my life
>go the wrong way every chance possible breaking many traffic laws
>go in a circle for 5 minutes until I run a red light and almost go into oncoming traffic
>fuck cop lights
>I stop middle of the fucking road and ask if I should stop here and he tells me to pull over to an alley
>pull in and I am fucking terrified
>give id with intense shaking hand
>apparently he smells weed
>5 cops now surround me as I am sitting there shaking complying with what they ask
>some how cops are fucking bro tier with straight edge never been pulled over white guys
>drug dogs pull up main sergeant says I made him so relaxed I don't even need to be searched
>no tickets no warning just directions home
>I fuck that up still run more red lights by pure accident and some how don't fucking die and eventually after an hour of circles I find my way to a road I recognize
>finally a straight 2 lane road that goes forever to home
>get home message femanon I am safe
>see zeemaps thread on r9k

>>36908949
Does anyone else feel some kind of distress when looking at this picture? I don't know why but I feel the dog isn't actually dancing, or it's acting against its will, or is flailing wildly in a sad attempt to please its tyrant owner

>>36908867
We think it. We don't say it.

>baby can you cum faster, i'm getting tired

>>36908796
Sounds good anon, I can only pray I can have an experience similar to that one day. How old was she, if you don't mind me asking?

>>36908796
Wizard here I am proud of you son.

How old was she?

>tfw meeting up with qt robot soon thanks to this thread

thanks /r9k/!

>>36909183
I don't know if she would like me to say

>closest trap is in Texarkana
REEEEEEE WHY NO DALLAS TRAPS

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>>36909285
IM SICK OF YOU ANONS TAUNTING ME

>>36909285
When it happens pls report back in the next Zeemaps thread(s).

>>36909377
will do!! im very nervous excited about it and have been making autistic screeching noises since we arranged it

>>36904082
why are there so many robots in LA?
why is the OP picture always of LA?

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>>36909392
>have been making autistic screeching noises since we arranged it
You sound cute. He's lucky to have someone excited to meet him. I'm sure he's nervous and excited too.
Hope everything goes well and to hear your awkward, but fun meetup/date story in a future thread.

>tfw in a happy and optimistic mood because just started a girl and hopes everyone robot and fembot has the chance to be happy with someone.

>>36909400
LA is normie central so the robots who do live there are desperate.

>>36909486
>started a girl
started dating a girl

>>36907080
And posted :^)

i msgd 2 ppl and they havent even replied to me

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>tfw every "girl" in your state has a dick

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>>36909738
You imply that's a bad thing.. If they pass, I would date them. Give it a shot Anon-kun.

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>tfw 4 anons within walking distance from me
>tfw the 818 will forever be the thirstiest county in the world

I'm a femanon talking to another femanon
We're both REAL girls

>>36904082
>tfw there's no girls in melbourne
basically what I was afraid of

>>36909781
Why not get a robobf like >>36909285?
Do your part in the charity case that is robot loneliness

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>someone uses steam for contact
>the profile is private

>>36909821
I'm scared to message anyone and the other femanon messaged me first. Robot relationships probably won't work but friendship might

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>tfw you're talking to some robot who lives nearby
>really fun, friendly and great taste in vidya
>something odd about him but don't know what
>reveals the fact that she's an actual girl instead of a girl (male)
Why must the universe taunt me so.

>>36909778
818 here too, haven't put a marker yet.
Didn't know there were so many robots in my area.

>>36909853
I'll be your friend if you live in australia

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>>36904082
ayy ayy berliners add me

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>Put marker down couple days ago
>Someone sends friend request on steam
>Accept and don't send any messages out of fear
Whose the manly looking hooker that used this to post an advertisement in Oakland on Willer Avenue.

>>36909893
>australia
NO ONE LIVES HERE STOP LYING THE REASON THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS IS BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY AUSTRALIAN ON R9K SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>36909884
Go to sleep senpai


Oregonario

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>>36904842
>never get replies
>text a few people but get ghosted every time
Living the dream right here, famalam.

>>36909893
Im American. Sorry.
I forget that not everyone is American on this board

>>36904082
>message robot in my town
>he never replies

what am I doing wrong?

>>36909781
You should have a competition to see which of you will be impregnated by me first

>>36910013
Nothing. Those anons bragging about their success with these shitty maps are just jewish shills that want to make us losers feel more miserable.

>>36910050
I'd like to raise some serious concerns about your demographic analysis and impartiality here

>>36910050
why shill on r9k

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>>36910067
You're not fooling anyone, fucking jew.

Anyone live in s.e wi? 30 east of mil

I don't have a car but id chill.

>capital city of my country
>not a single marker
Austria is a shitty country for robots.

>>36910154
There is one on Berlin

>just messaged girl on map near me
>seems legit but says she's ham planet
>waiting for response...
Dis gon be good

>>36910208
Which is kind of a different country.

>>36910235
You're all Germans
Austria is rightfully part of Bavaria anyway

>>36910247
>You're all Germans
Doesn't mean I have to like them.
Germans are like BRs to us. Except they flood our universities and not our f2p MMOs.

Bavarians are cool though.

>>36910276
I don't gotta like the northern English neither but we both English

>somebody messages you
>its a guy
FUUCKKK

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>>36909839
>someone uses any form of contact besides email

>>36910226
Did the pin have obnoxious weeb music because that's me and I'm a guy friendo

>>36910349
why did u make a fake pin. fucking cunt

>>36908951
This whole story just has the feeling of southern backwoods

Tell me anon are you from the south?

>>36910475
How is it a fake pin?

>>36910533
what guy refers to himself as a hamplanet? That's a word for fat girls

>>36910540
>That's a word for fat girls

It's a word for anyone fat enough

>>36910477
I am indeed from the south

>tfw every croatian robot is from Zagreb

warning about that """fembot""" in exeter, she is the worst person you can ever interact with, beware.

>>36910681
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107
How so? Is it a trap?

How the hell is Amsterdam so empty

>>36910691
no, she is just a massive bitch

>>36910713
Let's hear the story Anon

>>36910681
exeter isn't a real place though ???

>>36910731
there isn't much of one really. spoke with her last year and again recently, she's a nutjob.
>passive aggressive all the time
>no passions or hobbies
>constantly showing screenshots of "cringey" conversations she had with others and mocking them
>claims to have borderline personality
>has a ton of ex bf's
just imagine every redflag possible. and not the meme redflags, the real ones

>>36910836
oh and forgot to mention she's a tinder roastie, that's actually where i talked to her first.

>tfw 5ive markers in Denmark
more than i expected desu famboys
>normiebot 5500 in middelfart

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>>36904082
>living in california
>wanting friends who live in california

i'm desperate but not that desperate

>>36910276
Bavarians and Austrians are closer than Bavarians and the rest of Shitmany anyway. Austrians are greatest ally.

>pls respond
>no way to actually respond
>>36910154
is that you? Don't complain about it if you don't leave anything, m8.

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>>36911707
Forgot image and my comment is not original, fuck you bot

>>36911707
Just memeing m8.
Well there was no other marker there and I'd only be interesed if the person was a P&P/boardgame nerd or female.

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>tfw there are more robots in Somalia and North Korea than on your shithole territory

I fucking hate the A.C.T

>live in the bronx
>messaged a dude nearby to try to get to know him and play some videogames
>get ghosted

rip me

>>36911893

From the Bronx too but I don't want to meet anyone.

>>36911923
are you any of the markers currently placed there? not trying to meet up with you, im just curious

Yeah, I think you tell which one is mine.

>>36912271

meant for this bl0x >>36912140

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>>36912271
Im guessing this one is yours. i actually wanted to try to meet you since being neet didnt bother me but if you dont want contact thats cool too

>>36912332

I haven't been outside in a year and trust me when I say I'm boring as fuck. I don't have any hobbies, all I do all day is watch/listen to shit on Youtube and browse this shithole.

>>36912367
i get what you mean, im a neet too. i just figured i could find someone to play video games with or laugh at videos or something. the person i messaged was also a neet, so it didnt bother me

>>36912424
would u be ok with someone from jersey or is that too far

>>36912424

Well fuck, I kind of feel like shit now. I'm sorry, anon. Here's hoping one of those other anons respond.

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>tfw the only trap girl in your country doesn't reply to you or accept your add

>>36912441
unfortuneately thats too far, sorry anon

>>36912539
you dont need to feel bad, i can give you an email and you can send me a message if you feel inclined

[email protected]

>>36904082
>several anons near me, even some girls (male)
>none of them posted their contact info
>im the only one who did

i look weird don't I? should i delete my marker?

>>36912614
[email protected]

>>36913131
that doesn't make it any easier...