/britfeel/ Thank you for not bullying me excessively edition

whoa whoa whats this op image lad

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>>36898789
I'm gay an I want to date a man

>>36898810
I'm a performance autist.

>>36898789
Are you Capt. /britfeel/?

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>>36898812
Date ethnically Chinese men

>>36898837
Y-yes
I am in no way associated with sophiefriend

>>36898789
Good God this is fucking awful

>>36898840
dude, just stop with that picture

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For the lad who wanted to see the lego I bought

>>36898812
are you actually gay or are you just so lonely you'll try anything?

>>36898915
ahh these are nice lad

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Eat from Chinese takeaway restaurants

>>36898915
That's cool man, loving the pizza van. Might have to get some lego, it's been too long

>>36898915
comfy lad, thanks for sharing.

>>36898940
>loving the pizza van
How many innocent kind of men were taken away in that machine of decadence?

does anyone else live near a fuck tonne of council flats

>>36898923
I've been mulling over the thought of buying these two sets for a few months so my purchase was well thought out
>>36898940
They weren't that expensive either. 32 quid I think for the pair
>>36898943
No problem, lad

>>36898972
there are people that don't live near a fuck tonne of council flats?

>>36898915
why does dog has a slot from some lego?

>>36898990
where else would you build a house?

>>36898990
Dunno. Probably to give it a more lego-y feel. It's probably more versatile to have the stud on it's back too

>>36898840
Ok I will.

>>36898916
To be honest I will date anyone that would love me. I just wanted to shit post for the first post of the thread but I didn't even get the first post.

>that disgusting paki queer and curry burning faggot on hungry house advert

Literally the most disgusting people on TV

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>>36899019
>probably more versatile to have the stud on it's back

>>36898961
>police search your package because it's suspicious and find drugs inside
>"w-well i certainly didn't order it"
>hack your computer without you knowing because that's legal now thanks to Mummy May
>find out you bought it online and your VPN encryption means fuck all because they have access your actual PC

>>36899059
I'll love you lad let's date

>>36899101
No sod off lad he's mine.

>>36899059
>tfw you'd love anyone who'd love you back
>nobody does

I know it lad

>>36898812
Dude that's gay.

got a source?

>>36899085
Luckily everyone most people here are used to doing nothing all day and are already prison gay. Prison? Don't make me laugh.

>>36899123
I claimed him first mate ooga booga *pounds chest*

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>>36898915
is this the Retail Park catering set?

>>36899161
Just give the order, gayfriend, and I will shot this gorilla.

Can anyone send me that image of the cat with the glass of milk. Want to show my nan

>>36899073
What's the problem?
>>36899172
Could be

>>36899172
>tfw even lego is a wagecuck training tool of indoctrination

Overthinking shit is fucking wank lads.
Was feeling alright and now I've managed to talk myself into feeling shitty about stuff that by all accounts shouldn't matter to me at all and I should probably take consolation in

>>36899206
I dunno, it seems relatively comfy sitting in your catering van outside B&Q serving burgers and pop

>>36899256
It's worse when you're trying to sleep

Waaaaagh. Every night I feel really good about life, like I just feel normal but then when I wake up I'm like severely depressed and can't function until it goes dark. What does my body mean by this?

>>36899293
Literally me. Not a scrap of productivity.

10pm rolls around and I wanna do all my computer hobbies

>>36899319
>computer hobbies
What did he mean by this?

>>36899279
Would unironically enjoy doing this.

>>36899293
You're a night owl lad, some peoples brains are most active and creative between 10-4am

Unfortunately normies hate this and demand you be most functional between 9 and 5 so be prepared to suffer

>>36899334
digital art and programming

Just watched Withnail and I, was way better than I remember, always felt it was just some student "LOL SO RANDUM" film when i watched it years ago but nah its a pretty cosy watch.

>>36899285
One of the main reasons I have to listen to music when I fall asleep. Can't drown out the incessant thoughts swirling around my head.
Just feeling kinda fucked up over the thought that had I not got out in time, I could have ended up the one in the position some other guy has got himself into. Like it aint happened, but the fact it could have is fucking with me. Also no matter how much I've come to hate these people I still can't help but worry about them and shit

>>36899279
There's no vans outside the B&Q I work in. We do at least have an M&S foodhall, KFC and Pizza Hut within a 5 minute walk and a Maccies up the road tho.

>>36899370
I guess this must be it. Kind of annoying though since if I make any noise after midnight I get yelled at because I still live at home

>its a fall in love with a britfeel poster episode
SKIP

>>36899408
I find podcasts work better than music. If I listen to music I get really emotional or motivated and can't get to sleep. Or I imagine autistic scenarios like I'm the person singing the songs. The old Ricky gervais podcasts are best

>>36899498
Tell us the lucky guy?

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>>36899498
I am flattered but i only date Chinese Women

anyone else not even remotely gay but get turned on by the thought of sucking a cock before it fucks you?

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>>36899498
I wonder who this post could be about...

xoxo

>>36899528
name one forced meme worse than this one

>>36899498
You as well?

He's such a fucking qt, unlike me

>>36899503
i always listen to asmr. i wish i had a cute girl to talk me to sleep irl

>>36899563
>>36899549
>>36899508
Is it ME?

IT IS? Thanks guys

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>>36899535
n-no! and i definitely DON'T go into "posts that make you want to suck cock" threads on /gif/

>>36898789
What do we all think about >>>/bant/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LjPnW7L8nE

Doing a cry.

>>36899576
IT takes posts like this to remind me that past the memes you guys are alright. I really am rooting for you guys. <3

>>36899600
My depression playlist is on too lad.

>>36898983
>tfw stuck in East Devon
>will never walk aroumd council flats at night
>tfw looking up at them dominating the skyline is a dream to me

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>>36899498
>>36899563
i'm honestly really flattered lads

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>>36899559
please stop hating President Xi he is a very nice man and makes good posts

>>36899590
Shit! What do we think of shit?

>>36899590
It is exactly what it was made to be, a less shit /b/ with int and pol elements. A good edition I think.

>>36899618
>implying my qt is an anime posting faggot

offended tbqh

>>36899623
Tottenham

Kek, the thieving cunts at work yesterday made it into the local news

>>36899576
That thought just makes me feel worse.

As far as women go I can't be fucked right now. Ghosted by a girl I went on a date with weeks ago, my ex has really fucking gone off the deep end with the crazy, and my all time true love is still married to someone who isn't me.

>>36899600
Same jiggaboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ4nuUuwNo

>>36899637
why would you fall in love with someone here if they're not an anime posting faggot?

>>36899629
It'd be good if all the tripfags attention whores on Brit/pol/ would migrate there

>>36899623
>>>/bant/!

>>36899576
I used to but kind of got a bit annoyed by all the cliches in the videos. https://youtu.be/oapgiZc5i-g
This was my favourite tho

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>>36899606
My depression playlist is never off.

>>36899508
be embarrass for me and then probably if I said too shy desu

>>36898915

Thank god I have a brother that is 11 years younger than me.
I just convince him to buy himself legos, and I end up playing with them.

>>36899656
Not being an anime posting faggot is one of the positive traits

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>wanked and cummed on my boxers/trousers when I only put them on today

They have to last me a week or two aswell.

>>36899651
>>36899606
https://youtu.be/_6HrhFG3Dyk
Give this a depressive whirl lads

>>36899684
Post pics of the stains

>>36899678
You lucky fucker. My brother is 16 and growing out of it

>>36899676
Give the first letter of his name?

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>>36899671
Sometimes /britfeel/ is my light in dark places.

>>36899676
You're anon, lad. Please?

>>36899684
I know that feel. I'm too autistic to go and wash thing at uni, so I have 20 or so boxers to last me the term. I am disgusting.

>>36899713
I'll give it a go now.

Also posting grill. I've been good and non-avatar friendy today.

>>36899726
I over exagerrated a bit, It just trickled down onto that thigh area just below and I managed to clean it up with my cum towel.

>>36899498
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

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>>36899728

I recently convinced him to buy brickarms (custom lego parts) because I wanted to have some lego WW2 german soldiers.

>>36899713
lad that's beautiful.

I know it's complete normie core but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RksCExcgA9o
Sadboys

>>36899763
I also have cum towel - took it from gym.

It's small - and re-used

>>36899744
I wanna put my dick in her

>>36899744
it's not you it's an anime poster

>>36899854
Pls no lewd things - this is a comfy feels thead.
Sophie has had enough trouble today.

>>36899865
I know it's not me. It's karenfriend I bet.

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https://youtu.be/74BA7CUrGYw

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contributing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI3s68dB-vM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUdntXPEEgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLzqGV4e5tY
i never stop listening to my depressing playlist haha

>>36899401

Withnail & I is excellent; it's tied with The Devil Rides Out and Gregory's Girl for my favourite British film.

>>36899943
are you feeling alright, anon?

>>36898812
I hate that I'm turned on. Can't we see bouncing breasts instead?

>>36898882
leave it out. its ORIGIONALLY

>>36898915
looks fucking sick mate. Can I come round and have a play with them?
Only after you've played with them as much as you like of course! And I'll let you play with my toys as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbJR_WWUvRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK9iyQJuFGg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eDb5JlaCTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_yskRDrmqI

>>36899943

I really like have a nice life, thank you lad.

>>36899930
Love this song anon.

>>36899969
Withnail & I is pretty fucking sick.
Recommended Seconded.
What's these other films though chap?
Never heard of them. Must make a note to watch em sometime.

>>36898931
Chinese restaurants are largely shit, Xi. A load of noodles fried in soy with onions and fucking water chestnuts and bamboo. Tell you what I like though: dipping a chop suey roll in a crabmeat sweetcorn soup.

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>>36899980
struggling to remember the last time i did honestly

>>36900008
listen to hanl way too much, just feels so perfect to me

https://youtu.be/vMTEtDBHGY4
Hmmm I don't actually know what I've copy and pasted. Weird

im 23 and i cant drive. is this really weird? i just dont see the point yet and i dont have the money.

watching a korean asmr vid before I pop into bed

>>36900140
not as rare as you might think

>>36900140
Without friends or a job I never saw the pint either.

>>36900154
Link so I can cry to it please friend.
Sleep well <3

>>36900065
>chinese restaurants

They're all different you asshole.
Its not like they have a central chinese restaurant which prepares the good.
Each chinese restaurant has little old ladies and wrinkly men slaving away in the kitchen according to family recipes.

The ones in my area are fucking lovely desu.
Noodles, dumplings, rice, all kinds of chicken, beef, pork, shrimp, vegetables, different kinds of sauces, prawn crackers...

Its mekkin meh HUNGARY

Who is the pink animu girl in OP image?
Who is she? Animu girl? Pink girl? Is her name pink girl? Is she from animu?

been diagnosed with paranoid psychosis, any of you lads got any info on this?

>>36900202
Yes, I believe so.

be nice

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Milk Cat 41

Which waifuposter would you gag and blindfold?

>>36900140
I learned to drive at 22, mostly because my mum needed me to start looking after her a bit so she paid for it. everything up to and including the test is the absolutely most stressful thing you will ever do behind the wheel, after that it is ultimate comfy time driving around in an insulated metal box with wheels that can take you far away from anyone else.

also I watched initial d and that made me want to drive

>>36900174
i have friends but they live near

>>36900165
yeah, most people i know cant drive but when ever i speak to random people on the internet, especially women, they seem think it is odd.

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>>36900178
>>36900065
Trick is to go to Sichuan restaurants

>>36900178
>They're all different you asshole
The exact opposite of the truth. There are rare gems, but the rest are nigh identical down to the items on the menu, how they look and how they taste.

>>36900210
Mindfulness, mate. Most useful thing for you. If you have someone you trust enough to run things by (a good friend, sibling, therapist) it can be good to check in. There's also a few mental health threads that crop up pretty often, they might have more ideas. But yeah, learning to recognise when you're full of it is helpful but not easy and never entirely convincing.

>>36900237
I thought it was really odd but I met quite a few people at uni in their 20s who didn't have a licence

>>36900225
Can I have karen and ebin at the same time. Ebin would probably help me forcefully hug karenfriend. It would be lewd

>>36900210
yes, once I ordered dumplings from a chinese restaurant, and apparently I told them (in chinese) to not cook them fully, so that I could cook it at home so I could remember the feeling of being chinese.

Later, I made another order, and they again sent uncooked dumplings, but apparently, I was not chinese this time, so I thought it was a mistake, but really, they probably thought I was going to cook them.

But I have no memory of that.

tldr I have parasitic worms now

I was good today, 500kcal

>>36900213
name? is it pink girl?

>>36900277
That's way too little
Check yourself before you wreck yourself desu

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>>36900259
oh, and I'm not even chinese.

>>36900202

its from that cancerously shitty neptunia games.

get some real taste in anime and anime girls

>>36900234
does sound decent. i have never really been interested in cars. wouldn't have a clue if a car was good or not. probably will learn after i finish uni. dont think i can be bothered with the stress right now

>>36900095
you wanna talk about it? oregano

>>36900294
what if I want to wreck myself

>>36899172
where do these people get their burgers from?

cos they always taste nice.

>>36900320
Then you're heading straight for a wreckage bucko

>>36900140
Its the only thing i've achieved or done in my adult life, did it at 19. Its really fucking easy to do desu, but I still panic and stall all the time. I barely drive even though I bought a car still, at least i'm getting NCB
>>36900234
I feel worse now than when I did on my test, I don't know if thats caused i've regressed mentally since then or the fact you have an instructor who can save your life + a diseal car which is almost impossible to stall. in my petrol shitbox I can't start without jerking and I avoid areas with hills
>>36900255
I always feel there has been loads of karenposters, I mean shes basically the town bike on here and brit/pol/

Time for a sing song before bed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE

>>36900254
yeah, i just use the train to travel anywhere. i think girls find it more off putting than guys but i dont know

I stopped being suicidal this week. Thank you friends.

>>36900371
everytime I see an instructor its always a female learning, maybe guys don't take as long or train in their own cars. Instructor fleeced me for months of lessons even though I got the hang of it in like 4 lessons. Still failed my test 2 times

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k673mWZO0UA&list=PLA021089DF9214230&index=5

>>36900357
kek, I used to stall my instructor's diesel quite a lot, but I stalled my petrol car once in the 2 years since I passed my test. I always drove shit when learning/on the test because of terrible anxiety that affected my performance, even failed my first test from going into a panic attack and not realising I kept trying to set off in 3rd kek.

driving alone is so much more relaxing for me, I never really make mistakes, never have both hands on the wheel, have lots of fun racing up to 70 as fast as I can on A roads but not a bad enough boy to break the speed limit

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>>36898789
Polish girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white firl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36900304
sure, not really sure what you would get out of it though since i have a lot of problems with no real solutions

lads, you're all pretty sound, apart from that cunt above it's getting old now honkey

>>36900549
whens this coming out? I can't wait to see more augustine scenes

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>>36900499
what car do you have? I still don't know how to properly hill start now, do I have to pull the handbrake up everytime then clutch+gas till biting point and release? seems like a fucktonne of work at redlights and shit

I should drive more to get out but go to tesco maybe once a week and drive around town/just outside town to give it a run around. I'm just too scared of going out of my comfort zone and stopping at a redlight on a hill and stalling a bunch of times

looking up burgers

>The traditionally reared Dexter cattle have a specially formulated diet including 6-8 pints of Yorkshire-brewed bitter a day for at least 6 months before the end of their life, to create a depth of flavour that Taste

getting cows drunk

>>36900367
remember downloading this as an MP3 off a geocities page

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you lads seen this thread on gif? some nice fakes of maisie and sophie (if you're into that)
>>>/gif/10543778

>>36900604
>>36900549
0 VOTES give it up

>>36900604
yeah same my sister won't stop talking about his beautiful black...

sexting with a girl. she has just told me she has a boyfriend. fucking lost all interest now. what a bitch. this has happened a few times.

>>36900477
I used to love this album, and New Order in general. Thanks for posting this.

Have you listened to any other Factory stuff? The Wake was another favourite of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0V0yHsOsWY

>>36900682
Lewd
thank you fap friend

>>36900819
she has just said he is boring and doesn't know how to please a girl

she has apparently already cheated on him

>>36900880
Tell her boyfriend everything

>>36900880
Sounds like a slag tbqhwyl

How do I get a bf?

t. male

>>36900819
proposed to a girl. she told me she has a boyfriend. didn't lose interest and am still in love with her. she has a new boyfriend now. this has happened once.

>>36900910
>>36900913
was just some random girl lad. ive blocked her. would of been impossible to find out who her boyfriend was or how to contact him.

i tried saying that she should just leave him and now cheat if she isnt happy. she just went on about how she is scared, he can get aggressive, and feels bad.

fucking stupid lad. people should just leave their partner if they are not happy, not cheat.

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>>36900840
>Have you listened to any other Factory stuff?

Pretty much when it was first released famalam...oldfag here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2S9sofpFIA

minestrone cuppa soup lads.
>IM ABSORBAN NUTRIENTS LOL

>>36900972
>proposed to a girl

how does this work? surely you must of known she was in a relationships if you knew her that well unless she was somehow keeping it a secret

>everyone steam "friendship" from britfeel was either stillborn or is slowly dying out and on its last legs

don't fall for this friends outside of britfeel meme lads

>>36901000
uh, yeah. she told me she wanted it, so i stupidly proposed. i thought she might break it off and have me, but, uh...

nice trips btw

>>36900973
>how she is scared,
they enjoy being scared tho.
they enjoy the drama.

Just finished that westworld series
Good God it was shit

>>36901003
is this even written in english?
what does it mean?!

Reminder that Joni Mitchell is the greatest artist of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuaZcylk_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRa6Ta2tw_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIpj3klP6E

>>36901003
steam britfeel friends only exist to dox you

>>36901050
California is best song

>>36901044
I thought it made sense but i'm tired.

I mean I added people from britfeel on steam and they either died after a couple of talks (stillborn) or are slowly dying out

I'm not normie enough for it I spose

>>36901054
>fell for the steam meme
>fell for the friendship meme
>fell for the having a normal life and therefore having information associated with your existence leading to the possibility of being doxxed meme

IM BEHIND 7 PROXIES LMAO

(but seriously? sorry to hear that lad. no one here will ever take advantage of you. but just to be on the safe side, better not post any private or personal info, eh?)

>>36899066
hate that cunt so much i mute the tv every timeit comes on

I think Minestrone is my new favourite flavour of cuppa soup lads.
What exactly is in Minestrone, anyway?

>inb4 soup

>>36898789
S4s pls leave

>>36901131
PRAWN BALLS

SAY IT WITH ME

PRAWN BALLS!!!!!!

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>>36901113
>post a video on here of me struggling with a maths problem I can't grasp hoping for a bit of advice
>people start going through my liked playlist and unearthing stuff

never give anyone a sniff of anything, they're like hounds after a sniff of blood, I'm lucky to be quite non-existant on social media and have no life whatsoever so doxxing me is impossible and a waste of time anyway

>>36900991
I should be going to bed but you've got me on a nostalgia trip here. I'm not that old but I listened to these bands in my teens and early twenties, about a decade ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KA7rZW6tw

well I was listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JRVY6O9oyo
don't even like nigger music
now I am go bed listen creepy pasta

>>36901181

>did not expect to see an incredible and fairly obscure post-punk band like chameleons in this thread.

thank you lads.

>>36901181
cheers for that. will have a look at this artist now. sounds good

>>36901181
go on then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX4tH0A4ars

I'm from Leicester but always considered Terry Hall a local lad.
Cov was such a shithole, why wouldn't he wish to be assoc. with us?

>>36901027
I watched a few episodes and stopped because of the generic philosophy and all the exposition in the silly over the top dialogue.

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when you think you has finished all cums and put penis back in pants

>but you haven't even finished all cums.

>>36901296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bk0xBDpzB0

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>>36901340
god that sounds awktistic

bet you get all the gash, eh?

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Anon from the last thread who made this post >>36894888

Well, I just got back from the casino where I won exactly 88 bong (pic related), I guess we truly are blessed in this thread

First to have a post ending in 8 gets 10 bong to paypal

>>36901394
Rolling for 10 bong to autism charity.

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>>36901340
life is about more than sex or money yknow

>>36901394
If I get an 8 I want you to spend the bongs on buying a slap up meal for a homeless

>>36901394
>thread fills with spam
>anon does not deliver

why would you do this?

inb4 you won't get any money. I just want to have a nice time.

>>36901394
If I get dubs go back and put it all on black

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>>36901340
go toilet

do wee

think finished wee

put penis back in pants

>not even finished doing the wee

>>36901320
I only finished it because a friend said the ending was worth it. It wasn't

It's just a bunch of philosophy that they've tailored so even the simplest idiot can understand it

>>36901438
WE HAVE A WINNER

You must take pics and post em, anon.
Be sure to report back. Make it fun and get a recording as well. We all want to bask in the glow of charitable giving.

God bless are cuntry

>>36901394
bullshit you won 88 bong
you're telling me you got the number 888 and then you won 88 bong, i refuse to believe that

>>36901438
nice one lad

you better deliver
>>36901394

This song is /r9k/ distilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmXhxAK-000

>>36901438

This is going to be a bit awkward in practise, 10 bong won't exactly be a 'slap up meal' but I could probably get someone a KFC bucket or pizza for it, then I'd have to take a picture with the homeless guy in the street, with a britfeel timestamp and pizza

>>36901484
I seriously did, at one point I was up 81 bong, and decided to bet 7 on red, intentionally trying to round up to 88 though. I could have kept going I suppose, but the meme magic was commanding me to quit while I was ahead

If I get an 8 casino anon doesn't have to buy homeless man a meal but instead has to shove all the notes up his arse until they are covered in shit and take a photo and post it here.

Re-rolls of this post are allowed.

Go.

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>Tfw Kek blesses my good wishes

>>36901394
anyone else autistically counting the money?
>adding all the notes
>big ones first
>ooh four of these 20s
>ooh, didnt see you fiver
>now the coins
>big one first
>then the small one
>add it all up from big to small
>now add it all up from small to big
>double check by bouncing around the image adding up the values one at a time until all currencies have been accounted for
>verify against OP post
>again and again and again

>>36901543
Please do anon, I look forward to seeing/ hearing about it next thread. This is a good day and you will make people happy

>>36901543
>>36901543
make a sign for him to hold up, like "Britfeel - R9K
time/date
glorious motto of britfeel,
authorised signature of PM sexy kev
royal insignia of britfeel"

>>36901533
That's weird I just found out about The Chameleons today

https://youtu.be/gnsd2nL2tSw

Is all post-punk this good?

>>36901590

The awkwardness of going up to a homeless guy, asking him what pizza he wants, buying him the pizza, and asking him for a timestamp is going to be far worse of a drawback than the 10bong money itself.

I'll look like the biggest twat in the world 'hey homeless man, I'm only giving you this pizza so I can take pics to look good' even though in reality I don't want to look good.

I mean, I more than likely will deliver because I've never failed to deliver before, and I don't want to break my streak now.

>>36901650
Tell him it was a bet. Because, in essence, it was.

>>36901650
ur such a dweeb.

just say "my internet friends told me to do this. can you hold up this sign for them? they want to see it"

and if possible, spread the tenner over a few homeless (they know each other and are sometimes friends with each other) and buy them chicken and chips and a drink for 2 or 3 bongs each. Good deal!

>>36901650
True, if you start even trying to explain 4chan let alone britfeel he might think you're a crazy fuck who wants to put a certain dose of something in his pizza

Just take a sneaky pic with a small timestamp then

>>36901650
Just do it without the timestamp. It'll only make the homeless guy feel worse if it looks like you're doing it for your own self interests

official britfeel/r9k anthem right here
just listen to the opening lyrics and you'll see what i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8vi7d4uLY

>>36901631
>Is all post-punk this good?

It's a genre like any other. Good stuff and bad. I used to listen to a lot of it when I was younger. My favourites are Chameleons, Joy Division, Durutti Column, New Order, The Wake, and Section 25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPWKPJKoYvg

>>36901744
fuck, he's not going to explain fucking 4chan is he?
that's so ridiculous I don't even

>>36901750
a picture of him eating might be nice.
if you explain you want a video of him eating so you can relive it, he might be okay with that

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I just wanna add something to the tale, which is the cherry on the cake

So I'd been at the roulette table for about 5-10 minutes, and was about 45 bong up at this point. All of a sudden one of the casino managers comes up to me, taps me on the shoulder and says "Can I just have a word a minute"

They usually only even intervene if people are cheating so I was panicing a bit, and he just said "Could you just pull your trousers a bit up sir"

The 88 bong winnings just about cancelled out the horror of that incident

>>36901767
That record I posted was actually produced by Bernard Sumner iirc.

>>36901650
Oh don't worry too much about it.
The homeless live in harsh environments, they will be grateful for your deed and if all they have to do is to take a picture with you then they will gladly do it.

>>36901790
lmao sounds like he wants your bum for himself lad

>ooh suits you sir. buy some champagne and spaff on my chest

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>>36901754
Good but...then there's this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQArlckTS4

>>36901817
I hear you brutha

>sooooooooooo you thought they were your friends?
>now you know, know you know
>there's one thing in life that holds
>you're on your own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzh-NzdcLXQ&list=PLlJg4OgEGMuv4hDGSiLbhaISma--k1ah7

Another of my favourite post-punk. This one is bloody excellent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2GFGsFdURU

>>36901928
>mumbling
yes, maybe, but what the fuck is he saying?

>>36901767
>Durrutti Column

Good lad

https://youtu.be/xM_L-Bgj88k

Never like Joy Division desu

>>36901888
>>36901817
>>36901754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkkIXbg2uJY

this is the actual brit feel anthem

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>>36901888
The The should've been massive - U2 massive.
Crying shame senpai...

But a reinforcement of our view that (((they))) don't get real art.

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After a busy day posting Cilla Black on /v/ /mlp/ and a few other boards I just popped in to give you lads a Cilla before I went to bed.

>>36902028
too true mate. too true

>>36902037
ta mate. appreciate it. keep up the good work

>>36901959
Irrelevant. Vocals aren't the main attraction here. Most pop singers, including Morrissey and Robert Smith, are technically terrible singers.

Here's one without any vocals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwEBzhEpr1M&list=RDqwEBzhEpr1M

>>36902009
You nailed it senpai.

https://youtu.be/Kg7-RPLB5LU
THE /britfeel/ anthem

>>36902081
i'm not talking about vocals i'm talking about lyrics you muppet.

Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders
Here are the young men, well where have they been?
We knocked on the doors of Hell's darker chamber
Pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in
Watched from the wings as the scenes were replaying
We saw ourselves now as we never had seen
Portrayal of the trauma and degeneration
The sorrows we suffered and never were free

[Hook]
Where have they been?
Where have they been?
Where have they been?
Where have they been?

[Verse 2]
Weary inside, now our heart's lost forever
Can't replace the fear, or the thrill of the chase
Each ritual showed up the door for our wanderings
Open then shut, then slammed in our face

[Hook]
Where have they been?
Where have they been?
Where have they been?
Where have they been?

>>36902113
Here are the lyrics to that song http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858557361/

nothing particularly outstanding, the best lyrics from that band are from the song Missing Boy, as that was about Ian Curtis whom the band members knew and were friends with.

>>36902224
fucking sick lyrics desu.
tearing up now. cheers m8

>>36902196
I believe this song was about World War I.

Can't imagine being drafted into that shit.

>>36902224
good song and lyrics but most people in brit feel have never had that kind of love.

our anthem should be more about running away from the pressures of life

49 days since I had a shower
I thought keeping a record might help me do it more frequently

Missing Boy, for those interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S0qmQWNn_o

http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858557362/

I agree, too much mumbling. But this is teenage stuff, and I liked it as a teenager, so there we have it.

>>36902285
people internet songs in their own way i think lad

i personally see it as guys entering adulthood and finding the pressure to be too much

>>36902325
https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU
t

>>36902360

britfeel really does have allsorts.

>>36902367
interpret*

>>36902285
I heard something similar as well. Very haunting song and one of my favourites.

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PREHEAT YOUR HADRON COLIDER AND SPRINKLE THE PENGUIN TIGHS WITH THORIUM ISOTOPE

Bit of a tangent, but seeing as WWI was mentioned: this song is about the children who were evacuated during the Blitz. Chills me to the core.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNt1k8UMxgs

anyone else quite distant with their dad?

i feel awkward and uncomfortable around him most of the time. kinda feel bad about it

>>36902547
are you bisexual/gay?

>>36902556
no

i think it might be because we have argued a lot in the past and had a few fights.

starting my first job after 2 years NEET tommorow, social anxiety is killing me at the thought of it.

How do I not act like a complete spaz and get fired before the end of the week when I am unable to ever interact with people and am going to need everything explained to me

it's cafe work

any tips from people's experience of going from long term NEET with social phobia disorder to managing to not fuck up their first job?

wish my luck guys, i'm unhopeful :^(

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>about to go for late night spliff in the back garden
>some nonce is sleeping in the living room again

might go a short walk , seems pretty comfy outside desu

>>36902644

not trying to take the piss but if you have any kind of social phobia then cafe work will NOT be comfy lad, no warehouse jobs going anywhere? Or nightwatchman, thats a good job if you can get it

>>36902683
i'm not cut out for manual labour desu

I've applied for the night shift at subway too and am waiting for a reply on that., which sounds nice

just took this one as I actually finally got a job offer and I really need money :(

already having panic attacks thinking about it

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>tfw currently writing star trek based baneposting
There is something wrong with me

>>36902777

working in a warehouse might not be as physically hard as you think, night shift at subway could be good i suppose, ive thought of applying for that myself but i have an phobia of vomiting and if one drunk came in and threw up somewhere id literally throw a shit fit and run out of there, also check'd

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this movie gives me feels

>>36902665
>about to go for late night spliff

I hope someone calls the police on you.

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It's been 53 days since I was last hugged from behind
Post waifus and autistic statistics you know about yourself.

>>36898915
>swtor
my fucking LAD

what server m8

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>>36902988
>getting hugged from behind
You're gay, lad

>>36903010
I'm just smol

>>36903009
The Progenitor whatever that means. Only just started mind.
>>36903019
Still gay to get hugged from behind

>>36903074
that's a shame, I'm on red eclipse

you'll have fun, it's a great game now

>>36903086
Not hard to change servers to be honest
What side are you playing on? I'm going sith to start with

Bedtime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grE_VaPcAw
FUCK

>>36903100
both, I've got a jedi shadow, sith sorc and agent operative at 70 and I'm working on a guardian

drop your name sometime and I'll add you when I'm finished my exams, if you want to change servers

>>36902547
buy him a drink and have a chat to radio/telly.
order some takeaway and have nosh together as a family.
give him a hug.

>>36903148
Sure. Only got a basic character slot and a token or some shit for a boosted character. Not sure how many of the tokens I have though

>>36902936
The Hunt?
Disturbing and disgusting, I'm sorry I ever watched it.

>>36902644
just relax and try to understand that everyone is human and should be treated with courtesy and respect

>>36903197
>Disturbing and disgusting
How so?

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I'm off lads, hope the late night crew can see us through the night.

Praise Kev

>>36903211
Vicious persecution of someone who had done nothing wrong. Killing his dog FFS. People being driven to a frenzy of wickedness and all the while thinking that they were acting in the name of good. That film showed some of the worst elements of humanity.

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I love you, night crew.

>>36903379
And?
It was a great film

>>36903379
Which is why I like it.
It displays a side of humans thats rarely ever displayed and it pleases me to realise that more humans are aware of it than I have imagined.

>>36903393
I hate you, lad

>>36903379
sounds good. im gonna have to watch this tomorrow

>>36903407
>>36903419
I never said it was bad film. I just said that it was horrific.

This short cartoon is kind if similar to the hunt
https://youtu.be/DYOc-LqkrsE
(Warning: Reddit)

having a wank to ebinalads voice

>>36903529
A century ago an obnoxious snotty brat like Sid would be caned. But modern society is oh so much better.

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>>36902956

made it home lad

any one hear about the girl who died today on one of those water rides?

makes me sad desu

>>36903824
no, got a link lad?

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Is there any movie that captures the feeling of being a reject better?

>>36903913
Yeah, the amature video with your mum being fucked by a black guy.
Your dad is such a reject he allows it.

been trying to cook a chicken that my jamaican friend told me about for the past week but have a problem. it's chicken stuffed with sweet potatato and urban spice
i've looked in all the supermarkets but can't find any of this spice stuff. getting pretty fed up with looking lads gonna sack it off t.b.h

>>36903824
>local guy crashes bike and dies
>family start a go fund me and make thousands.
Fuckin' 'ell lads. I mean, the bloke seems a soundy and not the usual type of fanny that crashes bikes/cars into trees. But still.
>tfw you die and no one would bat an eyelid.

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>>36903948
>some black guy fucking my mum
that was probably my dad

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Question for 90s nostalgiafags: which Sabrina the Witch was hotter? The 3DPD version, or the 2D version?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878

>>36903952
I thought jamaican chicken used jerk seasoning? Scotch bonnets, ginger, b
at leaves garlic, balsamic vinegar, allspice and soy sauce. You should make it, its nice

>>36903982
mate, the 3d one looks about 14

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>>36903982
When I was a yuff, 3D sabrina.
Now.
Neither.
Animated Sabrina just looks like a typical 'oh mah gawd' high school american.


What you lads doing at this time of the night anyway?

>tfw doing wordsearches and watching bmx videos online.
Has it really come to this lads, is my life so pointless.

>>36904125
im studying for an exam

>>36904173
What exam lad?

I was shite at studying.
I'd spent my uni time fucking around, then the last weekend before exams/essays/reports etc due doing revision/essays/reports.

That said I was doing a Social Sciences degree so it's not like I had a hard time.

>>36904125
>What you lads doing at this time of the night anyway?

Drinking myself to death.

>>36904435
Same lad.

On my 5th can of Redbull.
>tfw it's more likely gonna kill me before your alcohol does.

>>36904125
>What you lads doing at this time of the night anyway?

getting banned from, or leaving fb groups.

they really are triggered snowflakes or nazis. there is literally no in-between

>>36904544
Why are you getting banned? What did you say to them?

>>36904602
i said that not all people who call themselves jews are actually jewish, and that there was an influx of pagans or christ-deniers who called themselves jews in order to do so publically, and that actual practicing jews are being defamed.

its okay though. still a couplea groups and meme pages that hopefully won't be another source of disappointment for me

>>36904495
Hah, you're probably right. You'll suddenly have a heart attack whilst I'll continue to live and physically and mentally degrade.

who am i kidding. the internet sucks balls.
i wish pepe would die for reals

>>36904634
This is true, but Jews see themselves more as a race rather than a religious practice.

Much like many people see themselves as catholic (least here in Scotland), but aren't practising. In fact, some don't even follow the basic rules of christianity (they beat people up, they use birth control, shag the neighbours wife and steal shit.).
Proddies are just as bad to be fair.

T. A man who's dad's a proddy and maws a catholic and people try to say they have a mixed marriage.

Almost daylight. Spring and Summer can fuck right off.

I don't fucking understand waifu posters. Are they gay or straight? I thought the anime girl they post is suppose to be their imaginary gf so why do they all seem incredibly gay? It just doesn't add up

>>36904728
yeah thanks for that. not that i care.
i dont think anyone was listening to me.
within 10 minutes of posting, i got 20 replies jumping down my neck, most of which went along the lines of

>what is this
>what the fuck is happening
>oh my lord

and some reactionary bullshit.
of course, there was

>im an actual jew! anything you say affects me personally! im offended! im affronted!

so of course i asked "what offends you?"
and what did they reply with?

>i dont have enough fingers to point it all out

holy shieet guy you coulda made an effort or something, fuck.

then there was
"@i dont think you understand how judaism works" guy and countless "EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT MISTER IM REALLY CROSS AND CALLING THE MODS RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID"

yeah, like thats not obnoxious.

sorry. just needed to vent.

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>>36904843

Modern society lads. Use to be you can have an opinion and people wouldn't dare to come cause shit. Now because it's all online everyone thinks they have a soapbox and can spraff shit, then get offended when others say the shite they spraff is just that.

I hate how the internet in the last 10 years had made everyone sensitive little poofs.

>>36904821
Speaking of poofs. Waifu posters are so insecure that they fall in love with the anime waifu, then end up wanting to bum other waifu posters because they are so alone and associate that poster with the waifu they post.

It's like when a guy dresses as a girl and a guy fucks him, then goes home to his wife. It's not 'gay' because he was a girl.

Fuck waifu posters for the gay shit they spraff. They seem nice when they aren't being so overly emotional/gaying it up.

>Just copped this jayket.
What you guys think.
I know converse is kinda the big thing with the neds right now, same with ellesse, but I like the brands and for the most part I am probably a chavvy wee cunt.

>>36904948
sweet jacket. if you can pull it off.

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>>36904948
It looks like the star trek tng uniform desu. Not that that's bad

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>>36904995
I reckon I can, but who knows. This is usually how I dress.

>>36905031
if you think you can, you probably can.

>>36904821
I am a waifu poster. Part of that is accepting that women are shit. Loneliness does weird things to you. If you actually, sincerely believe any of the gayposting here is genuine and anything more than a bit of fun, you're a silly sausage. It's all a big meme.

>>36905158
Don't front faggot, we know you love the sausage.

gonna sleep now. n33t lyf sux, but i will sure miss it. sweet dreams lads

>>36905031
Brits usually have grod taste in jackets / smocks.

I see you guys on the news with quality rainwear all the time.

>>36905843
Thats because weather wise we need good jackets lad.


Also, been on 4chan all night. Suddenly get 'site blocked' for following reasons 'anonymizers, file sharing and hacking'.

Fucking well done sky.

>tfw have to take 3 minutes out my day to log in and 'allow access'.