Accepting GF applications!! ! I am a BLACK male of AVERAGE

This is an all time low

>>36897650
I've been here long enough to say that you are QUITE wrong in that.

>>36897700
No you're wrong. I've been here longer than you most likely

>>36897752
Maybe you've been here longer than me. Maybe I've been here longer than you. I've seen threads that were mirror images of this one so this thread can't be an all time low.

>black
I wouldnt open with this anon

>>36897822
And yet you still made this thread KNOWING those others went nowhere

stop typing like you're a homestuck character and i'll consider it

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>>36897830
I disagree. I think leading with my race is a good way to weed people out and not waste others' time. It's not like I can't stop being black anyways. It's either a big deal, or it isn't.

>>36897863
Can't hit a home-run if you're not swinging the bat anon.

>>36897901
What do we have in common?

Blacks are gross sorry bro.
If any girls are looking for a boyfriend I'm a better option.

>>36897940
Yeah but you're swinging a bat in an empty parking lot. If you want to hit a home run, you go where there's baseball

>>36897940
*like I can stop

>5'9
>115lbs
Jesus fuck

>>36897940
Not a girl but you seem like a really chill dude

>>36897983
But if I wait in the parking lot long enough there's a chance I'll find someone else that wants to play.

>>36897953
>>36898002
Sorry but I'm ignoring these two posts. It's not that I don't appreciate the comment/contribution. I just don't know how to respond so I'd rather not.

>Being this normie and black with no gf

How?

skinny thad

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>>36898129
i didn't know he got out of prison

>>36898108
I assume that I have nothing to contribute to anyone's existence so I don't interact with anyone so I don't have any friends.

>>36897628
Op will you be my friend, We're a lot alike physically?

Also 5'9 slim build black bot.

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>>36898260
Pic of myself

>>36898260
I don't know what friendship entails.

>>36897628
>115
>slim
Maybe it's just because I'm a real man's height but that sounds skeleton tier.

>>36898373
We share tfw no gf black bot to Black bot

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>>36898367
Fuck you you piece of shit nigger. Have fun with whatever obese bitch you find.

>>36898481
We have that in common but I don't know what it means to be someone's friend. I haven't had one in a long time.

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>>36898367
Fuck you little manlet monkey man.

>>36897628
OP you sound like a boring nigger, why would anyone want to share a life with you?

>>36898490
>have fun with whatever obese bitch you find.
Being this mad over not getting fat bitches.

>>36898544
How can I be less boring?

What things should I drop? What things should I adopt?

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>>36898548
>pic related
op and his future wife.

>>36898586
How do you expect to keep a girlfriend if you can't keep a friend?

>>36897628
>black male

I expect hundreds of applications from white women within the hour. Black men are irresistible to them.

>>36898586
You gotta grow at least 3 inches taller.

>>36898644
How are you inferring that I can't keep a friend?

>>36898669
Drat.

>>36898586
You just seem like every boring average person ever so why girls would go for you and not anyone else is beyond me. Do you think you could write an interesting book based around your life?

>>36897628

femanon here, can you post your dick pic in the thread please?

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>>36898683
Have you considered going this route? You'd ,make a good down low bottom.

>>36898711
You know he's gonna be average you nigger loving whore. If he's average and you still go for him it will just prove how pathetic nigger lovers are. If he had a big dick he wouldn't be in this spot of desperation.

>>36898705
>You just seem like every boring average person
Based on what? Based on my hobbies?

>>36898711
No.

>>36898715
No.

>>36898739
I'm pretty sure that person was just joking anon.

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>>36898711
Here's my dick baby girl. Hopefully we can hook up ;)

>>36898748
Based on how you described yourself yes, hobbies etc. You just seem like every other poster here and 99% of people IRL. Just mindlessly consuming.

>>36898813
Well I obviously have goals and interests that I didn't list for the sake of brevity. It also makes sense to list popular hobbies, so people can relate and strike a common ground. I could say I'm into architecture, taking long walks, design, writing, etc. but most people aren't going to give a shit.

>>36898813
He's a mentally inferior nigger lacking even in physical prowess to compensate for it.

>>36898925
Eh, enjoy sharing your boring life with potentially some other boring person.

>>36899067
Why did you make this post?

I just told you that I have obscure hobbies I didn't list in the OP and why I didn't list them. Why are you just spouting the same shit mindlessly?

>>36899249
why are you so triggered nigger calm yourself.

>>36899280
I assumed he had honest intent because he hadn't called me a nigger yet, so I'm confused given the senselessness of his position.

>>36897628
>Finding new music
>Learning new languages
>Playing board games
>Reading
>Being outdoors
>Recreation

Hobbies?

>>36899342
>99% of people are boring faggots
>someone makes a thread which involves describing themselves
>perfect opportunity to rant about boring people

Seems pretty simple to me.

Op is a n i g e r XDXDXDXDX

>>36899421
What is your question?

>>36899434
The ranting I understand. What I don't understand is what came afterward. I'm tired of this though.

>>36897628
My man you aren't going to find a girl on /r9k/ if you don't use Discord.

>>36899500
It was just more ranting.

>I'm tired of this though
Not like you have anything more interesting to be doing right? heh

>>36899523
Which perfectly explains why none of those girls are worth your time.

>>36897628
>black
So close. Better luck next time, eh?

>>36899523
Discord is nothing but people being obnoxious and competing for attention.

>>36897628
Why do you capitalize random words?

There isn't even a real pattern to it, it's just fucking retarded.

How the fuck do people weigh 115lbs?

>>36899562
Also if meeting the person seems so worthless to you that using a different means of communications is too much effort then why would you want them anyway.

>>36897628
I just want to say good luck anon

OP you look a lot like my brother but he's not a manlet

>>36897628
>5'9
>nigger

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>36897628
Is that a fucking comic sans/serif hybrid? That would drive anyone cuckoo bananas

>>36899601
Emphasis on key-words.

By not eating. I also run in the morning.

>>36899607
Putting words in my mouth. I never said Discord is too much effort. I have an account and I've used it several times, but Discord isn't even made for 1 on 1 conversations. It's made for group chat.

If a girl wanted to start a conversation through PM on Discord sure, but I'm not joining someone's channel so I can compete with dozens of other people to get the most @mentions and fame.

>>36899638
Thanks. Good luck to you too.

>>36897628
>I HATE myself
Then you'd be miserable to be in a relationship with. And no, a relationship probably isn't going to make you hate yourself any less.

>>36899722
I disagree with everything you just said.

>>36899699
You're a dumbass all I was saying is that people who won't use your listed contact method because they don't care enough aren't worth it anyway.

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>>36899777
My original mistake anon.

>>36899760
Because of the myriad relationships you've been in right?

>>36899830
Even if I had at one point been a relationship with someone and I was miserable and I still hated myself, that wouldn't mean anything.

It could've just been a bad relationship with a person I didn't like and who didn't like me.

I'm closing this thread.

>>36899901
I'm guessing that you think your problems will be solved in a relationship, you' want a person to fill you with validation, love, respect, courage and physical and emotional intimacy right?

This would mean that you're seeking to receive a gift that can be taken away, if this gift were retracted you would pop like a ball that was once filled with air. You need to sort yourself out on your own, you need to lift yourself up, in doing so you won't pop easy as you'll be filled with concrete, not air.

>>36900155
I think in reconciling my aspirations with reality I've begun to accept that I'm probably going to die alone, and I've learned to manage with the validation, love, respect, etc. that I already have and be self-sufficient.

Sure, if I found a girl that valued my company I'd feel somewhat better about myself, and if she left I'd probably go back the way I was before, and while I recognize that I have to restore my self-worth myself, I don't think that's what we were talking about.

>>36900128
>I'm closing this thread.
You can't
Can I be your friend OP you seem cool

>>36900400
Sure.

You won't mute me this time

>>36900359
We're talking about you being miserable and hating yourself and that a relationship won't actually help you get out of that mental state.

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>>36897628

>Comic sans

no

>>36900662
I realized that we were talking about two slightly different things.

I agree with what you're saying.

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the chick in the op's twitter btw
https://twitter.com/glitterIanced

>>36900741
Public sector places seem to be retarded like that, i.e. "To protect and serve" in comic sans on police cars in America.

>>36897901
>Homestuck
Please, don't fucking remind me.