>You're at a job interview and she gives you this look

>>36891430
>You're at a job interview
hahaha

Realize that it is an attempt at psychological manipulation. Demand a higher salary.

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She's thinking
>"He 'virgin walked' in my office and gave an autism handshake"
>"*sigh*, another non-Chad"

>>36891897
What is she expecting if she holds her hand out like that? Are you supposed to say "m'lady" and kiss it?

>>36891938
yeah what the fuck is that shit?

>>36891938
I think anon means a weak handshake like the one pictured, as opposed to a firm but not tight handshake which would be better and more appropriate for an interview autist

>>36891938
i fucking hate when women do that, like how the fuck do you want me to shake your hand when you hold it like that you stupid cunt

quit posting pics of my mom you weirdo!

>>36891430
>female manager
Walk out of the interview. Fuck that shit

>Prior experience, what prior experience?

>>36891430
I told her about my extensive, neatly and meticulously organized collection of mommy POV Jerk off instruction videos because I thought it would make me seem qualified to be an office administration worker.

>>36892512

Only correct answer in this scenario.

>>36892512
Or~ you could exaggerate your betaness and become her bitch

>>36891430
>in fact I need money
I really did say that once

>>36891430
I took my pants off and said to that roastie, "suck my big hard cock you slut" and shes about to tear off her clothes and do it

>>36893238
..did you get the position?

>>36893324
She's tempted, but ultimately goes for Chad.

>>36894309
(I'm roleplaying as Chad here)

>>36891430
>That momment i realize my nigger joke wasant apropiate aparently
>Maybe she likes japs jokes

>>36891430
>Sorry mom you're just too damn hot to concentrate!

>>36891430
>>36896287
>"Say mom, why don't we *strokes her arm* go someplace more quiet?"

>>36891430
"Hi, my name's anon. Pleased to meet you"

>>36891430
>I voted for Trump! Haha!