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>wake up on the floor at 3pm from a rough night of erotic asphyxiation
>body is covered in piss, shit, puke and jizz
>I use mummies cum encrusted panties I stole to clean myself up
>end up just smearing shit all over
>MUMMY MUMMY REEEE
>hear mummy make her way up the stairs
>"whats wrong anon?"
>as she walks into the room she slips on a stray cumrag
>as she falls over she smashes my prized Rei Ayanami poop sculpture
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I struggle to lift myself onto my feet for the first time in weeks
>my diaper leaks with weeks worth of digested tendies and a mixture of cum, piss, and disappointment
>I navigate my way to mummy through piles of garbage and shit
>a swarm of dormant flies rise out of the garbage and fill the room
>YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME MUMMY
>she struggles to pick herself up, slipping on piss and shit, "MUMMY IS SO SORRY SWEETIE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"
>I remove my belt from around my neck and tie her leg to my bed
>YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU COW BITCH
>I pick up my destroyed Hachune Miku sculpture and shove it in mummies screaming mouth
>she gurgles as she weeps and tries to ransom her life with promises of unlimited tendies
>after an hour long struggle mummy finally eats the entire statue
>I waddle back to my computer to continue on my path to reach my goal of 10,000 gameplay hours in CS:GO
>mummy sits on the floor in the fetal position weeping for the rest of the day
>finally untie mummy and tell her to get me tendies
>"s-sure h-honey"
>she disappears for a few hours
>waddle downstairs to see whats taking so fucking long on my god damn tendies
>mummy slit her wrists in the kitchen sink and then hung herself with curtain cords
who will make me tendies now? ;_;
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Hmm. Maybe live in a dumpster behind mcdonalds. Free tendies and wifi. Pics of your dead mum plz. Or this didnt happen
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Wow, OP. That kind of had a really dark ending...
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just a regular NEET day
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>be me
>Proud 5'9 280 lb normieslayer
>Wake up at 5pm after a particularly intense night honing my hand eye coordination in CSGO
>Tummy rumbling
>Mummy mummy time for breckie!
>The bitch doesn't hear me
>Reeeeeeeeeeee grumbly tummy means time for tendies
>Begin rolling over to investigate
>Three cups of piss, a stack of paper plates with pizza roll ooze dried on them and my favorite anime hot glue figurine topple to the floor
>Bed blanket makes cracking noises releasing an odor of stale urine as my sores begin the air out through my damp clothing
>I rise to my feet and immediately my big bones cause me to trip on a pile of Doritos bags and empty mountain dew bottles filled with pee
>fall to the ground with such force that shakes the entire floor
>Apparently I'm more powerful than I ever expected
>Despite now being covered in pee mixed with poo, the remains of a two week old hotpocket (mummy bought the yucky icky leanpockets) and a cum sock stuck onto my cheek, I press onward
>Make it to the top of the stairs reeeing for mommy as loud as I can
>My energy is drained and I must take a nap
>Wake up at 7pm and check my android
>No messages from mummy
>My starvation has reached a point of torture that challenges my sanity
>As I begin rolling down the stairs I hear a gigantic cracking noise like a tree falling
>Suddenly the stairs give way and I am lodged into the floor, up to my tummy in the middle of the stairs
>I've been here for three hours and I'm writing this from my phone
Help?
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Kek. Holy shit I'm I dame near pissed myself.
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