"Hurry up and eat your dinner because you'll be eating

"Okay plate up so I can finish and eat your ass."

Can I eat ass first then eat dinner?

>>36882764
Shut the fuck up mom you aint telling me what to do cuz im eating that A S S right bout now!

>>36882764
The fuck I am, what the fuck did you cook me, plain spaghetti noodles, bitch? Fucking add some sauce and meatballs, because I'll be fucking your ass raw unless I get some good food in me.

>>36882764
Mom your food is terrible, no wonder dad left us when I was a kid. Your food is probably the worse shit I've ever eaten in my entire life. When you leave the kitchen thinking you've done your duty as a mother by feeding me, I go to the back yard and bury it in hopes no animal has to ever fathom what utter shit you cooked thinking it is anywhere near being edible. Not only is your cooking complete hot garbage but all my friends laugh at how flat your ass is. Your ass would probably taste a thousand times better than any shit you could ever cook in your entire lifespan with cooking lessons and all even if you didn't wipe your ass after a tacobell trip to the toilet. You failed in your job as a mother and you sicken me deeply. I'm going to my room and posting this on r9k just to spite you. Kill yourself. Here's my belt.

>>36882764 i would eat nigella lawsons ass all the time if I could

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>>36882764
n-no thank you
very very original

Fuck off mummy, I told you I wanted beans on toast

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>>36882764
Nigella is so damn hot
>tfw no Nigella mommygf