>"So it says here you're a virgin, can you further

>>36880399
Yeah, I graduated from VIRGINia University

One acronym sums it it

KHV

>>36880399
do you have the wrong resume... that must not be mine

>>36880399
What's there to explain? I never put my penis inside a woman's vagina.

Is this your first time hearing the word "virgin" or something?

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>So from what we understand, you're a total fucking loser. You have no friends, you're a college drop out, and you spend all your free time talking to other losers on 4chan. Now tell us why the fuck we should give you a job?

Why would you put that in your resume for a desk job? This thread is retarded

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>>36880588
"I-I hh-have all these dank memes. Here look my phone"

>>36880575
how old are you anon orginalofo?

Yeah, I've been working on my career lately, y'know.

>>36880588
Because I'll do it for half the salary anyone else would as I have no friends or girlfriend to spend the extra money on.

>>36880626
I'm drunk and your image pisses me off bad. My 16 ytear old cousinj who has had a bf since 11 posts memes like this all day. Along with memes about depression and worthlessness trhat she doesn't have. Fuck you ava

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>>36880575
>Thanks for you time. Don't call us, we'll call you.