Does anyone else's parents have a psychic connection to

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Does anyone else's parents have a psychic connection to their dick

Every time I mean every time I fap my parents start moving around coming in the room getting in my business walking around coming near me walking by my room in and out of their room non stop

Like I can sit in bed for 5 hours not hear a single peep the second I pull out my dick and get it hard there they are. They start smashing shit around in their room being loud than the come and get in my shit. It happens literally every time. 3 am 10 oclock in the morning in the afternoon dusk dawn

Non stop. It's giving me ball pains and penis problems constantly have to kill my boner and tuck it away as soon as it gets hard. They never fucking listen or knock. No matter how many times I say fuck off or don't come in my room. How do they not realize a sad fat weeaboo that has no friends needs privacy to masturbate. Like how is it that hard to figure out?