>Its another all my coworkers find out im a 24 year old

>not being on you guard around normies at all times and having pre though out rehearsed answers for all their prying questions

around normies never relax

>>36879000
Oh shit, once that gets up to management, they're going to fire you. Better to quit now and save yourself some dignity.

>>36879000
how did they find out?

I have rehearsed answers and lies to any questions i get asked about that shit.

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>>36879000
>haha anon when was the last time you had sex

>>36879000
ALFRED I SEE YOU

>>36879074
I told them straight up

A really good friend of mine works with me and he was there during the conversation. Someone asked me how many times ive had sex and if I had lied my friend would have called me out. making me look even more pathetic

My manager told me he was gonna hire me a hooker though do maybe ill lose it soon

>>36879092
>>36879140
People really ask this? Why do they even care? I'd never ask anybody because I simply don't care. Normies truly are something else

>>36879140
>my friend would have called me out
He's not your friend.

>>36879140
Damn, sorry dude. This is why I keep everyone separate in my life, to avoid shit like this.

>>36879140
At least you have a friend, and people talk to you.

>>36879171
This. If he was any sort of friend he'd have just let you be.

>>36879201
>>36879171
desu I would have been embarrassed to have even lied in a situation like that. My friend would have thought I was pathetic.

Better to just tell the truth and act like you dont give a shit

>>36879165
because sex is the most important thing to normans.

They're entire existence revolves around it and they love to talk about it with other normans

>>36879000
So stop telling people you're a virgin and visit a whore already, moron. Are all your problems this easily solved?

>>36879171
I would not call out my worst enemy for this. Jesus.


Normies just like talking about sex. Once they know you a bit they will start to ask. If it makes you uncomfortable, give a dismissive look, don't tell them you're a virgin fucking kek

>Joking about sex with coworkers
>one of them asks me when the last time I had sex was
>tell them its been "too long"
>chuckle nervously
>they start asking more and more questions about my sex life
>struggle keeping up the charade
>im getting more and more nervous
>finally one of them says "you're a virgin arent you?"
>Get super defensive
>They start laughing at me
>tell me its no big deal

They make fun of me literally everyday now.

Honestly its probably better to just tell the truth. The shame doesnt last nearly as long, and its easier to say "yeah i mean ive gotten blowjobs and shit before, just never stuck it in" Its almost just as acceptable to normies and they wont ridicule you nearly as much.

>>36879330
How is that gonna help?

"Oh yeah, I'm not a virgin, but I did have to pay someone to sleep with me..."

He's gonna look like just as much of a loser.

Normans don't just want to know that you've had sex, they want to know that you are confident enough to initiate sex. There's a difference.

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin. Premarital sex is degenerate, don't let hedonist pig normalfags trick you.

>>36879577

This. All you have to do is own it and people can't use it against you. When you're the one who says its no big deal they have to either accept it or try to drag you down to their level.

>>36879201
Nah, he would have taken ops v card

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>>36879061
>"What can we get that virgin anon doing?"
>"Have him work overtime and weekends with no extra pay, if he resists you fire him!"

>>36879531
buying a whore to lose your virginity is easily more degrading than remaining a virgin until some chick is willing to fuck you

>>36879844
No it is not there is some choice tail to be had my man.

This is hilarious, because when I was 24 I got my first job and I lasted maybe 3 months before my co workers had me figured out. They straight up point blank asked me if I was a virgin (I worked with a bunch of normies so it was bound to happen). I denied it, but I doubt they believed me. There is no hiding it because I was super beta and shy around my female co workers, it blew my cover. One of the sluttier girls actually wanted to fuck me but I never made a move. I remember the day they asked me I had never felt so humiliated in my life, I went home and went straight to drinking. I have no other deep dark secrets other than being a KHV, and they found out.

>>36879000

>am not a virgin
>Never asked if I've had sex, always asked if I have a girlfriend and why it is I don't.

Fucking shit, I'm a normie!

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>>36879577
>>36879711

Doubly checked. The decline in objective morality is a component in the decline of the West as a whole. This is a part of that morals system that has since been largely eradicated.

Why do normies care about who you fuck so much? Dont they understand that some people are not beta faggots who chase women around 24/7 and would rather watch movies/work? Like, what is the fucking difficulty in doing this. Bunch of fucking retards, genocide is the solution.

>>36880382
Some people fall in "love" and cant comprehend why we wanna do other things.
Its just a normie thing.

>>36880448
They should fucking get killed, thats what they deserve.

Honestly I consider myself a person who often thinks about society and the future of society but some things just make me want to give up all my morals and start blasting shit.

>>36880073

It's bizarre to me how being a virgin is seen as a moral failure, how people thin you're less of a person because of it.

Why would they care?

>>36879577
this don't let women have power over don't be like normies are very easy to manipulate and control because they want to get laid.

>>36880518
>Honestly I consider myself a person who often thinks about society and the future of society
What a faggot, fuck normies, I only play by their rules because it's the only way to be left alone, I don't owe them shit.

>>36880593
Fuck off, I am still cultivating the last bits of hope I have, leave me.

>>36879000
You DO realize you can sue your job for sexual harassment... right?

And get a TON of money... right?

>>36880704
can I sue them to the stone age? will I get enough to retire? I am glad I am still a 25 year of virgin right now.

>>36880704
please get a reality check.

>>36880382
>Why do normies care about who you fuck so much?
Their whole lives revolve around sex. They can only relate to other people through sex. Either by having it or talking about it. There is really not much more depth to their personalities, and even that is usually made up of normalfag hobbies and interests.
I'm not saying my I have a deep, interesting personality, though. Mine is probably just as shallow. The problem is that it consists of things that are dissasociated with the normie lifestyle, and therefore looked down by them

>>36879092
>>36879165
>"anon when was the last time you had sex"
>>*I give arbitrary length of time*
>"With who?"
>>"Your mom"
*cue normie laughter and high fives*

>first job at 20-21
>actually try being talkative with coworkers
>after a few months the virginity question pops up and I come clean and act like its no big deal
>for normalfags however, it is a big deal
>get picked on about it routinely until I quit a few months later

Ever since then I stopped talking to coworkers. I don't interact with them outside of strictly business affairs, I don't eat meals with them during lunch, I don't spend my breaks near them, I don't stay after for overtime, etc. Unfortunately this makes my head the first one on the chopping block when someone needs to be let go because I'm the weird quiet loner guy but at least it's better than being the normalfag's humiliation punching bag.

>>36880577
You have to keep in mind that sex is an everyday thing for them. They started having it as teenagers and most of them can get it whenever they want. It's so natural for them that they can't understand how someone can be unable to do it. There must be something wrong with him. He's different. He's a weirdo.

Do you want to see a normie get depressed? Keep him without sex for one month. He'll feel worthless.

>>36880897
the fact that I couldn't think of that myself proves how much of a robot I am.

>>36880949
It's more like:

Your ability to have sex is directly linked to your status. Low status = less Sex

>>36879000
I singled out for it when I was 16 by my chad friends. Probably did me some good because I lost my v-card at 18

>>36879577
Is this what keeps you from killing yourself?

>>36881040
>Low status = less Sex

no in my world.

>Powerful Wizard=no sex

>>36879000
>someone at work asks me if I have any friends
>"I have x"
>"yeah, but x is a 50 year old guy, you don't go hang out with him outside of work, you just talk about baseball at lunch"
silence
>"I bet you're one of those nerdy guys that spends his time with his VR girlfriend huh?"
I really wish I could say something to HR, but HR is full of the same type of people

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>>36879000
>He cares about what normies think and feels like he needs to impress them.

>>36880917
>>36879522
>>36879140
Why not just lie and say you fucked some 7/10 asian or something?

>>36880897
I actually do this all the time, it was just this one time I was asked in front of people and it was a serious question and it would have been way too obvious that I was avoiding the question

>>36879844
It all depends on who you are and how people perceive you. I know a 6'4 chad-looking guy who's not very social, but not necessarily awkward. He lost his virginity to a Tijuana hooker at 20-years-old and no one gave him any shit for it

>>36879577
>>36880281
>>36880579
>>36879711
These. Your utter failing in social matters is actually a boon, as you'll be rocked gently in the arms of the lamb while your popular peers get to feel their fat sizzle and pop off their bones for all eternity.

>>36881164
read the thread you mong

>not having an airtight story about your first girlfriend

>>36881219
Just lie to your friend to.

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>>36879000
nice trips

this is one of the deepest feels. neets cant understand it

its the distillation of the wall we face, even if we do everything right to avoid being explicity pathetic society still has to remind you that you are a target

>first job at 25
>virginity question pops up
>answer truthfully
>co workers make have at it once a month or so
Could be worse I guess. Why is their first response mostly, "We need to get you laid!"?
They never follow up on that.

>>36881791
>first job at 25
How did that go? I'm 21 and never had a job and feel shitty explaining it employers

>>36881956
Just do what I did. Sit in your room. Wait for a knock. Let your mom in. Have her tell you that your aunt is looking for a fourth man to work in the warehouse at the company she is vice president of. Hahaha I'm a fucking loser.

>Friends have easy time with girls
>I have a terrible time
>Ask friend for help
>"You need to get your head out of your ass and start flirting"
>Look up stuff about flirting
>Apparently you aren't doing it right if you realize you are flirting

OP will probably be me in a few years.

>>36880744
The fact that you mentioned your manager was involved can make a good case, if you take it to HR. Sounds like it might be some retail job, but make it a big deal to HR and corporate and I guarantee you you will receive justice.
>>36880748
I'm not talking about millions, but he can be very compensated if it's a major company. It's 2017 afterall

>>36882041
lol fuck

Originally of course

>>36879330
Payed for coitous is usually very very very frowned upon by normals, it's worse than being a virginia.

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>go out with kids from my program to a local pub
>get tipsy
>admit I'm a virgin
>the only one in the entire department
>one of the only people that does not engage in casual sex
>a few people even get defensive / angry at me when I say that I don't agree with a lot of the aspects of hookup culture
>some creepy dude who was going off about feminists earlier in the night gets the girls in our program to try and see if he could fuck me
>some of the girls think this idea is funny, start encouraging me to drink more
>what is this fucking high school
>get mad and say i'm "paranoid" when I say they're making me uncomfortable
>creepy dude periodically texts me if I'm single


It's not that big of a deal, why the fuck are normies so fixated on anyone who is even the tiniest bit different?

Fuck you co-workers, OP. They're the ones with the fucked up hang-ups, not you.

>also nice trips

>>36879140
If you're an American, you could sue and make big $$$$$.

>>36882857
Sounds like they were insecure. You were a virgin, they got mad and projected their apprehensions onto you, and then tried to prove you weren't better than them by trying to set you up with some loser.

They all think I'm a virgin, only my really close friend knows I've been seeing escorts.

They're actually alright about it, they don't make such a huge deal about being a virgin at 25 because they know I'm a social retard.

I think the trick is to never associate with your coworkers except when absolutely necessary for work. Don't smile at them, look at them sternly, give terse answers to most questions (unless of course it's work-related or a boss). When you pass them in the hallway, nod and say hello only every fourth time you see them, keep them on their toes. You want them to think you're a danger and potential spree killer, not just some pathetic beta that one of them can hook up with a used-up former-Stacy. Obviously, never actually say anything threatening or violent and don't lose your temper, but refrain from showing any emotion whenever possible. I'm 27 years old, a friendless virgin, and no one even tries making small talk with me, let alone asking if I'm a virgin. They ask me for work-related advice because I try to appear knowledgeable and productive, I don't want to get fired by Chad, but stay around no longer than that.

>>36883052
Behavior like that is what makes them suspect virginity in the first place. I suppose if you can give it a "dangerous" angle they won't question you directly, but they sure as hell still suspect it

>>36883173
I don't care what they think about me, I just don't want them wasting my time and patience harassing me.

>>36881956
Same here bro 21 turning 22 in December im gonna volunteer because all my applications for shit min wage jobs get declined cuz i have no experience. I want to die desu

>>36879092
my cousin asked me this the other night

i said 'literally never' and he was like no way, then said wow oh okay

was kind of offended by it so i stole his girl that very night. lads the power of not givign a shit is truly magnificent

>>36881956
>not lieing

lmao wtf