Who /unnecessarily rude to women/ here I love being a huge fucking

yeah but women don't like assholes

you ever read 50 shades of grey? it's about controlling and breaking them

>qt girl at work asks me if i can work for her
>say no
>she practically begs and starts some sob story
>say no again and walk away
feels fucking great, family

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>>36877580
Why would I want women to like me? What's the fun in that?

>>36877580
the real fun is breaking them and leaving them without consummation

When I was in high school I got asked to the prom by a girl. I turned her down and her face was fucking priceless. I'll never forget it

>>36877695
Normie get out reee
Oreos

>>36877695
Good work anon but
>>36877709
is right though. You need to leave.

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>>36877647
Good job buddy. Put that bitch in her place.

>>36877747
I'm not a normie. She wasn't a stacey, either. We were both more or less losers. I'm still a virgin

>>36877784
A girl was interested in you anon. You're a normie.

>walk into break room
>qtest girl in the building is sitting there eating lunch
>says hi to me
>walk past her without saying anything and making no eye contact
>go to my locker
>"did you just ignore me?"
>"yes"
>grab what i needed out of my locker and walked out
>got the shakes from the adrenaline rush and the feeling of alphaness
>she gave me dirty looks forever after that

>>36877832
Should have reported her for harrassment desu

>>36877864
Damn i should have, It never crossed my mind.
She ended up leaving after the next couple of months anyway, I hope i destroyed her self esteem.

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What the fuck is wrong with you people? What made you so angry at an entire gender?

I posted this like a week ago, but whatever
>sitting in a left turn lane
>light is red
>a car full of drunk roasties pulls up behind me
>it was the very last day of classes at uni so they were getting "like so XD drunk cuz no more school XD"
>waiting for the light to turn green
>AS SOON AS THAT LIGHT TURNS GREEN THE FUCKING CUNT BLOWS HER DAMN HORN AT ME
>AS SOON AS IT TURNED GREEN
>I give them the finger for a solid 5 seconds before I make my left turn
>I keep giving them the finger until I turn onto another street and they are no longer behind me
>as they pass behind me I can hear them screaming drunk bullshit like
>"Fuck you asshole"
>"Oh you're such a big man"
>"Fuck you"
>felt good to make those entitled roastie cunts to goddamn toasty

>>36878041
Being considered undesirable because of physical traits you have no control over really warps your view of girls in general. I'm sure gay dudes would think i'm undesirable as well, but i'm not gay so I couldn't give less of a fuck about that

>>36878169
You should've sat at the light until it started to turn red, and then just turned at the last second, causing them to have to sit there again

>>36878223
They could've easily just pulled into the oncoming lane to go around me. They were drunk enough to do that, and it was a left turn only signal so there would've been no oncoming traffic.
Also hindsight is 20/20. I'm lucky I was alpha enough to give them the finger.

>>36878041
I can only speak for myself but I just don't really respect them and think they're inferior it's not because they won't fuck me.

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>>36878202
It's actually a bell curve. Ugly robots hate women, and handsome Chads also hate women because they know first hand what useless, vapid cunts they are.

Average looking normies are the ones who worship women.

>>36878269
I haven't given anyone the finger, but I do like driving really slow when the person behind me is being a jackass

There was this soccer mom type chick. You know, the ones who have short hair and drive a minivan. She was being me riding my bumper and looking pretty pissed off in the mirror, so I just slowed down. She had to drive at like 25 mph in a 40 mph zone for like a mile because of me. Couldn't pass me because of one lane and constant oncoming traffic. I bet she was ready to go on a shooting spree

>>36878388
There this one stretch of road where I drive everyday. All the normies speed and pass you on the left, but a lot of them get off at this exit I get off at. So I always try to time my approach to the exit with one of the speeding normies so I basically block them from being able to take the exit. I try to match their speed so they can't merge right and are forced to miss the exit. I haven't been able to successfully do it, but I came really close today. They managed to get a final burst of speed to barely pass me and make the exit. They almost hit me, and ended up driving like 70 in a 45 just to pass me.

>>36878388
I once brake checked a fat lady in the middle of an intersection. Boy that car had spongy suspension.

>>36878467
It would be the most glorious day if they almost went into cardiac arrest from being so pissed off trying to pass you, and then got pulled over by the police for speeding

>>36878597
It would be even better if they wrecked their car. And it wouldn't even be my fault, because I could just claim I had no idea they were trying to merge since they were right beside me.

Fucking with normies on the road is bretty good. Even better if they're women

>>36877565
do you have any mischievous stories for us?

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>old lady walking slowly in front of me
>breeze past her giving a dirty look like she was slowing everyobe down
>that look of sadness on her face realizing she will never love at a normal pace ever again

once a roastie, forever roastie

>>36878467
Man, there's this road I take that's 2 lanes that merge into 1. People like to wait until the last fucking second to get over, so I do the same thing. Speed up so they can't pass me. This fucking guy today had to have slammed on his breaks as hard as he could, or else he would've driven off the road because he waited until the last second. fucking morons

>>36878699
Why are women such shitty drivers

>>36877565
>act nice to girls, flirt and dance with them
>they start to feel weird knowing at some point in the night that i'm married
>get their numbers
>never contact them
>treat them like idiots if i get bored with them
>always have the fact that im married to shut them up

>>36878760
The best part is, THEY NEVER USE A BLINKER TO SIGNAL THAT THEY WANT TO MERGE.

The pettiness in this thread warms the cockles of my balls

>>36878748
>she will never love at a normal pace again
This was funny. Thank you autocorrect.

>>36877647
>girl I have crush on asks me to work a shift for her so she can go to a college thing
>tells me she'll be screwed if she can't

>"No. Can't do it. I'm busy."

I later casually mentioned to someone else that I had the day she requested free and was going to relax. Within earshot of her. Take that, for not returning my pathetic feelings, bitch.

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>>36878880
Good, good. Let the pettiness flow through you!

>>36878765
Probably because their faces are glued to their phones 24/7

More stories anons? I'm liking this thread

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>be 18
>summer
>looking for a job, bussing it around town listening to ipod
>roastie gets on the bus, sits next to me
>pay no attention, focusing on interview skills and whatnot
>she taps me on the shoulder and motions for me to take my ear buds out
>shake my head no and look back out of the window
>she fucking pulls out one of my earbuds and starts saying shit like how I shouldn't be so rude to women
>I tell her to go sit in the back of the fucking bus, I'm gay and I have a boyfriend (lie)
>also tell her if she pulls that shit again I'll slap her so hard I'll knock out a tooth (not a lie)
>she gets off the bus right then and there

Fuck women. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about them.

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>>36878938
>women driving behind me
>she has her phone up to her ear
>or
>she is looking down at her lap with one or no hands on the wheel
>or
>she's using her car's bluetooth to bitch about some petty bullshit
>not to mention they're all wearing those ridiculously large oval fake tortoise shell shades, WHICH REALLY PISSES ME OFF (pic related)

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>>36878721
>in high school taking a test
>time's up, teacher tells us to bring our papers to him
>Stacy behind me taps my shoulder with her test and tells me to take it up for her
>slap the paper out of her hands onto the floor and take mine up

>>36879052
>not taking her paper and throwing it in the trash

>>36878926
I am the most bitter, petty cunt alive on the planet.

>cute blonde girl works with me
>is always really nice, laughs at everything I say, wants to talk to me
>find out she has a boyfriend
>She's always asking me to to stuff for her, because she's an idiot and doesn't put the effort into learning how to do stuff at work
>Realize all of the 'flirting' was fake, she just wanted me to be a beta and do stuff for her
>She cutely asks if I can put some stuff away for her at the end of one night, because she wants to leave early
>say "Sure! No problem!"
>Don't
>She gets in trouble with the boss, quits soon after

All cute girls that don't want to marry me should be miserable.

>>36879135
>All cute girls that don't want to marry me should be miserable.
i dunno about that but all cute girls who flirt/influence guys into doing their job for them deserve misery and nothing but

>>36879135
Showing cute girls that their looks actually don't get them what they want all the time is truly a great feeling.

>be me 8th grade
>girl asks to borrow my hoodie because she's cold
>alright fine but i need it back after class
>class is over
>alright i need my hoodie now bitch
>"anon please i really like your hoodie"
>no give it back
>refuses to give it back in some cutesy playful way
>oh hell no
>go to the principal and tell him she stole my hoodie
>I'm in the next class with her
>don't see her for the first fifteen minutes
>principal and her walk in, he hands me my hoodies and sits her down
>she's obviously fucking fuming with rage
>screams and swears at me in the hall way
>I'm just standing there smug in my hoodie
>teacher comes by and grabs her
>gets suspended for a couple of days
>still have that hoodie
>reminds of the time that roastie got toasty
>smile to myself

>>36879294
YES YES YES YES
GIVE ME MORE I NEED MORE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE TIMES I WAS A BETAPUSHOVER

>waiting in line at the phone mart
>girl behind me is obviously getting impatient
>purposely ask questions to take up even more time
>she starts tapping her foot
>can't put her face in her phone like all girls do because it's broken
>all she can do is literally stand there and wait for me to get done
>she looks like she's about to lose her mind when I finally leave
>smile at her as we make eye contact

>>36877580
This is why women are not worth being with.
I am not with you to break you or hurt you and if you treat sex like then then whatever.

>>36878041
>What made you so angry at an entire gender?
Being with said gender.
Not rocket science.

>>36877565
Quality thread here.
I wish I was petty or had that many interactions with women.

>>36879406
>uhhhh can you like hurry up
>i need to upload some lewd photos of me to instagram so i can get some beta bux so I can go fuck chad
>ummm heloo?

>>36877784
>breaking fembot's heart
kill thyself fool

>>36879474
>fembot
off yourself white knight

>>36879474
And then she went to college and has sex with at least ten guys

>>36879504
This and she did it to "experience" some shit she did since middle school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJK_OzjLE4

>12 years old
>get detention alot in grade school because i played vidya instead of doing homework
>wait for the teacher to walk by my desk as i aggressively swing my legs near her
>get the idea to trip her
>actually stick my foot out as she passes like a madman
>she stumbles on her high heels and almost falls
>gives me a terrible look
>super relieved she didn't fall because i could have gotten in serious trouble

fucking roastie teacher, why was she such a cunt to me anyways?

>>36877565
This is the reason why you fuckers are in your mom's basements posting on /r9k/. You faggots don't deserve women. Ever.

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>>36879929
>t. beta male orbiter
Do you enjoy being a slave to woman little cuckboi. Why don't you spread your ass cheeks for tyrone to fuck and stacy laughs at you.

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get drunk and call random girls cunts, sluts etc on the subway.

>>36878760
>tfw my car is too slow to do this

>>36877565
Being rude is just dumb. It's much better to casually plant seeds of insecurity. Make them question their own value enough to drive them nuts.

>>36878760
You're doing God's work anon, I love doing similar things while driving.

>>36879294
>>36879052
You both probably could have gotten laid if you didn't act like autistic edgelords.

I once smashed a drunk girl's head with a retractable baton I carry for self defense, no cameras, no cops no anything, never got caught, she was drunk and dropped in the fucking pavement like a rock.

>>36880429
> Thinking Stacy will fuck you because you gave her papers to the teacher

Oh mamma mia, we got a live one here!

>>36880429
Did you major in autism or what? No one is naturally this stupid.

>>36880481
She initiated a conversation with him. It doesn't mean she's gonna fuck him, but it's a starting point he could have used to make an attempt to talk to her rather than sperging out like a fucking retard and bragging about it on the internet years later like it's some sort of victory. You people are truly pathetic.

>>36880582
Kek get a load of this guy


Originalhgfffrvrwssd

>>36880582
Are you secretly the roastie that got paper slapped?

>>36877580
any girls who is in to that shit are basic bitches not even joking.

>>36880194
Can you please give an example, anon? It sounds very effective

>>36877803
he is okay in my book the important part is to be a virgin wizard. if you are not a virgin then you need to go back to facebook because I can't relate to you.

>>36880429
>Implying she wasn't using her pussy to steal my hoodie

hippity hoppity get your hands off my property

>>36878041
because women are exploiting men with the welfare state or in marriage. women are parasites that are extracting resources from men and they have rights at the expense of men. also they don't love you and they are solipsistic.

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>>36878202
welcome to evolution my friend. male-male competition and female choice drove evolution in males. unfortunately you are unfit to reproduce

you see this everywhere in nature as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HbAYrPPuw

>>36878223
the old stop and go

>>36878467
I fucking LOVE to block people into slow traffic. The real trick is to do it without looking directly at them, so it seems like you arent doing it purposely.

>>36879929
go back to cleaning Jamal's cum of your girlfriends pussy after she cheats on you faggot.

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>>36877647
>>36877832
>>36878748
>>36878880
Oh man these gave me a hearty kek. i wish I weren't such a timid and passive pussy, I'd love to do something like this

>>36879929
Fuck you, women hated me and treated me like shit way before i started returning it in kind.

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>>36877565
Is this beta or alpha?

>>36877565
We need more my dudes. I need more laughs.

>>36882907
It's alpha behavior because you're asserting your dominance over them and putting them in their place, which is below you.

>>36877832
>alphaness
>is rude and then runs away like a little bitch

er...