WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO DO TO GET A FEMBOT GF??? WHY CAN'T

You say you want a fembot gf but what you really want is Stacey.

>>36877480
that's not true at all
i have asked out only fat, mentally ill girls all my life and ive been rejected by every single one

WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE PERSON TO TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG???

>>36877930
Because I'm also doing the same things wrong.

S-sorry.

>>36877440
>wanting someone who will feed into your mental disease
This will end well.

>>36878001
Letting your mental disease just fester on its own isn't any better.

>>36877440
Cuz u ugly

My email is down below, I'm desperate and will take any guy. Haven't had much luck =(

just kidding, i'm a guy. Dating is a spook, focus on bettering yourself instead of trying to obtain a bitch.

Message Haix#2681 if you want to be a loving mommy gf to a lonely robot.

It's called hypergamy. Guys lust after the girls next door, girls lust after the guys on TV. Unfortunately, women are only really attracted to the top 20% of men, which is why pretty much no guy on /r9k/ has gotten a fembot girlfriend, even though there a lot of women on this board.

I'd like to have a gf also

>>36877440
how many girls do you meet every day? how many hours do you spend studying communication skills and how many hours are spent on personal hygiene/care?

>don't want anything else
hope it's 15 hours a day FAGGOT

>>36878844
Are you fat? Are you a man?

>>36878890
Yes and yes. Also tfw no gf

>>36878909
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME OR MY SON UNLESS YOU ARE LOSING THAT WEIGHT AND PRACTICING TALKING TO GIRLS ALL THE TIME

>>36878934
It's not that. I am not bad at girls. I just cant have a gf.

>>36877567
Shut your piehole anon, you only chase after the undesirables of society because you think that by throwing them a bone they'll accept you. Bad news, not even the lowest of the low want you. You're just deluding yourself by thinking you don't want a Stacey as a coping mechanism for your utter failure as a human male.

>>36878986
tons of single girls out there. maybe you're just lazy.

>>36879120
Nigga you don't understand. I can't. CAN'T have a gf because of the last time I had a gf.

>>36879056
no actually i just hate normies
i don't really have anything in common with them and also i genuinely don't find generic ""hot"" skinny girls attractive at all, my porn is 100% THICC or belly girls.

>>36877440
Be someone that another human being would want to spend time around and be in a relationship with.

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>>36879196
absolutely haram

ontario

>>36879192
lazy as fuck cunt.

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>>36879196
do you only like fat girls? im crazy but not fat

>>36879375
It aint that nigga. I was e-dating a girl and then she stopped being my gf and she keeps me from getting a gf now.

Oh no necrobump

>>36879395
Sorry, unless you're willing to get chubby for me things would never work.

>>36879465
HURRDURRHURR IM MARRIED
pls go

>>36879275
Holy FUCK you normiecucks always give the absolute shittiest and useless so called """advice""".

If I asked you to define a tautology i bet you would say "a word".

Lots of girls don't want to come off as desperate (hint: lots are). Lots of fembots and socially retarded girls don't like to make moves on guys because they don't want to be rejected/come off as creeps. They don't want to be "that girl" who thinks that any guy being nice to her is actually attracted to her. Consequently, they act really autistically when guys are actually interested in them, and some of them just avoid guys altogether.

That, and lots of girls are just cunts who let guys orbit them for the ego boost

Or they're just fucking crazy. Also quite a few go on tumblr, where the general culture is "sweety, u dont need to change U R PERFECT GURL and if any boy thinks u arent, then he's the problem uwu"

>>36879395
Please be my crazy thin gf.

>>36881215
there is literally no such thing as a desperate girl
that'd be like saying fish could drown

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>>36880981
Try to think about the meaning behind the words brainlet.
I swear half of /r9k/'s problems arent because of being ugly or unlikeable, its just because youre all such stupid motherfuckers.

>>36877440
I could be your fembot gf, op

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>>36881382
no be MY fembot gf!

>>36879395
Are we talkin' stabby crazy or clingy crazy? Cause as long as you're cute enough, I can deal with clingy.

>>36881345
If I fucking knew what kind of men women wanted to be around with WHY WOULD I MAKE A FUCKING THREAD ASKING PEOPLE TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO DO EXACTLY THAT??

For fucks sake, you goddamn normies have the reading comprehension skills of a ten year old.

>>36879395
Which type of crazy are you?

Anyone want a clingy fembot gf for free?

>>36881382
Post location in an oregano way

>>36881512
yes pls respond quickly its my bedtime

>>36881512
Yes pick me and we can talk every day.
[email protected]

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>zeemaps thread puts me in touch with a fembot in my state that lives about 30 minutes away
>talkin' over discord
>talkin' bout mental illness, music, vidya, random shit thats lighthearted to deep-ish
>she keeps responding so i guess we get along
>shes underageb& still in highschool
>only have had 1 real relationship that lasted for 6 fucking years and that ended horribly 2 years ago
>so i have no fucking idea what im doing
>i still dont know if i want to even bother living still
Send help i guess

>>36881512
Are you cute? Cause that's like the main requirement.

>>36881454
Its not even about pretending to be what people want, its about being a likeable person thats pleasant and beneficial to be around instead of a basement dwelling troglodyte with a victim complex and the mind of a retarded chimp.

>>36877440
>All these "fembots" making "haha I'll be with you, robots." and then never responding when they get the inevitable (you)s.

Hook, line, and fucking sinker you autists.

>>36881512
Do you have a butt?

>>36881283
Let me revise my statement. I mean that they're desperate for attention, not a relationship

>>36881690
To be perfectly honest I get contacted about half of the time I reply to posts like that.

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>>36877440
Are you nordic/blonde OP?
I'm a lonely eurasian with horrible social skills who has been trying to find a robot w/ a nordic bloodline to ruin.

>tfw lonely fembot but too ugly and shy

>>36882202
>She thinks most robots give a shit if she's ugly.

>>36878482
>spook

I see you

>attractive
>sane

Pick one in the case of fembots. The attractive ones are undateable, the dateable ones are unfuckable.

>>36881764
>desperate for attention,
Winner winner.
Anyway man unless you got what she wants she dont want you.

>>36882183
Eurasian girls are cute. CUTE!

Where are you from?

>>36882183
Not OP, but Nordic. An actual one. You sound like you're a Burger so you're not worth my time.