>see bunnies outside
>wish they could be my friend
>if I tried they'd just run away
>like people do
-_-
>>36877209
you didn't even try dressing up like a bunny
Get a pet rabbit, OP.
>in first year of college
>so many bunnies on campus
>sometimes chase them
>feel happy
>become known as "the retard bunny chaser"
>>36877253
how would you feel if a giant person 10 times your size came up to you
>>36877261
pets not allowed in my apartment
also I doubt I could afford to take care of one
if I had one I'd name it Mr./Ms. BunBun T.T
I ran over a bunny with my car once. Still remember the clanging of its body in my wheel arch ;_;
>>36877328
>how would you feel if a giant person 10 times your size came up to you
i'd ask to know his secrets
that's why you grab them by the neck and lock them in a cage
>had a rabbit that I let roam free in my backyard
>whenever I went outside he'd try to attack me
Fucking bastard.
also I feel like having pets is slavery
don't misunderstand, I'm no PETA person I eat meat
but how would you feel being trapped in a cage/house?
and relying on this big dumb primate to feed you and let you go to the bathroom?
especially fish man, aquariums must be hell for them. they probably wish they were dead and eaten.
I want the bunnies to be free but also not be scared to be my friend
>>36877209
You shouldn't be trying to touch wild rabbits. They carry diseases and parasites.
>>36877261
Don't get a pet rabbit. They're a high level pet that requires tons of research, space, food, and money to take care of. You don't keep a rabbit in a small cage. You need a room dedicated to them. They need a place outside to go run. They need fresh vegetables and hay. They need places to climb, hide, run, and dig. They need to get spayed/neutered. They need yearly check ups at a vet like dogs and cats.
>>36877687
PEOPLE CARRY DISEASES AND PARASITES TOO
SOME PEOPLE ARE PARASITES
>can't even get along with your own species and other species are scared you're going to kill them
-__-
why can't I have a friend?
>>36877474
i have three rabbits and i keep them in big hutches, i let them out in the garden in the day to free roam then put them in at night so theyre safe
>>36877754
>psh, here's the prison warden to take us back to our cell after our exercise period
>I would shank him but he's too big
then go buy one retard
>>36877802
i left one out by accident one night i was scared he would get eaten by a fox but he was fine, i like to imagine the other rabbits were cheering him on for being outside at night
>>36877872
until he is kill by fox
>>36877946
speaking of which, what if a fox was your pet?
animal friends general?
>>36877302
>walking around on campus
>have to control the urge to stop and observe trees and other plants for no reason
>can't stare at moss or fungi without people staring at me
I just want to observe the local flora and fauna :(
>>36878012
fungi are totally weird
it's not an animal but it's not a plant
there's a theory that fungus spores came from outer space and colonized Earth in the underground mycelium
mushrooms are aliens and I stare at them too