Need a (You)? Then get in here. I'll respond to everyone

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>>36877006
Howdy partner, just found this on /int/.
Thoughts?

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>>36877029
Don't be mean, bro. Not only does the ultraqt Anzu hail from, there, but I'm sure there's a lot of good to be gleaned from there. Though a friend I don't talk to anymore hates Turks because of how they treat her people.

>>36877198
What's the deal with politics?

>>36877006
I'm so on edge lately. How do I get my chill back?

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>>36877229
IDK, I'm not informed enough, frankly. She just said they treat Kurds like shit/second class citizens, banning the use of their language, etc. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting.

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>>36877283
>no pic
Eh. IDK, honestly. Everyone has their methods. Work on looming problems in your life, or improve whatever areas you can. Work out, learn something, fuck if I know. Maybe you can feel accomplishment and purpose by doing so.

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>>36877006
How are you doing OP? What's going on with you lately?

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I feel like the only reason I wanna lose my virginity is so I can release a bunch of pent up energy. I can jerk it about 7 to 10 times a day if I'm hydrated right. Fuck all that other emotional robot shit.

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>>36877819
Pretty aight until I fucked myself up with too much chocolate, as I've been trying to eat better/get in better shape. I was productive with going around town getting plants and seeds for this year's garden. Saw a chick with a 10/10 ass in black yoga pants working at one of the garden shops. Got a small Bay laurel tree and some other stuff. Transplanted some stuff. Then I ate too much chocolate, one of those super jumbo sized Mr Goodbars from Walmart that are over 1000 calories. Hopefully I don't grow a huge zit. I need to work out later so I don't feel guilty.

How about you? How was your day?

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>>36877996
bretty gud my friend, I unironically play volleyball at university level, and it's my rookie season. I had a training tonight that I played insanely well in and I'm very proud of myself and makes me hopeful for next season as I spent most of this year benched.
Also did my bi-monthly tinder reset so we'll see how that goes, shit's hard for a 20 y/o sperg.
Hope you tried to speak to the qt man it's the first step.

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what do you think of this ass

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>tfw want to do things with my life
>tfw it's easier not to
I wish I could go among people without being drunk/pilled and feel comfortable

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>>36877984
Unless you get with a girl that also wants to keep it casual, maybe you should just keep jerking it until you find a worthwhile qt that you still like after busting one.

>>36878091
Nah, hitting on girls at the job is shitty, plus I was significantly shorter than her and even though the ass was fat, she wasn't my type, manlet or not.

>tinder
fucking normie over here. I hope you get some of day young pucci. Plus volleyball is the shit. It's one of the few ball sports I actually enjoy. Plus, you might meet qts or show off for qts.

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>>36878115
It is quite a nice ass. Extremely nice.

>>36878139
As a 33yo who is much less neurotic than when he was younger, all I can say is that it just gets better. You stop giving a fuck. Maybe you can will yourself to be like that sooner than what comes naturally.

Pic somewhat related.

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>>36878227
That's fair, gotta stick to what you know. You'll get your qt wife one day lad.
>tfw used tinder for over 2 years and still a virgin, barely make 2 matches a week ;_;
And hell yeah. It's not often someone appreciates volleyball! All the qts in my club are taken and even though I'm acquainted with them they all know how I am once you speak to me, so it's not like I have a chance with any of them, and the majority of roasties and stacies don't really care for volleyball players that aren't 6'5'' middle blockers called chad. C'est la vie old chap.

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>>36878227
That's solid advice, I wanna find something casual. I'll probably work out for a couple more months to get my shit even better than it is now. I don't wanna look like a fat greasy shit.

Referred to myself as shit, fuck

>>36877006
This meme is dated as fuck get out of here REEEEEEEE!

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>>36878438
Well, you gotta own who you are. It's okay if they're all taken or not into you. Just don't be a neckbeard woman hater and keep working on yourself. You're still young and in college, so the world is your oyster. What else are you into?

>>36878439
That's awesome that you're also working to improve yourself. I still need to work out later, but will do so, I swear. That chocolate fucked me up, even though I (mostly) quit drinking and tossed 3/4 a handle of vodka and 16 gallons of wine and mead I was making. Shit makes me fat, lazy, and dull, yo. I never would've been able to do it without getting fucked up on DXM. Shit accidentally/inadvertently changed me for the better.

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>>36878493
Fuck off, you cuck bitchboi.

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Got any sad+comfy music fellow robot?

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>>36878638
Thanks for the kind words friend. My secondary passions after volleyball are road cycling and cooking.
I've been off the road for a few days as one of my tyres got destroyed beyond repair on a ride last week, just waiting on the bux to buy a new set.
My motivation to cook has been at an all time low though, which makes me sad. I made a nice dish out of leftovers today and it made me sad thinking of what I used to be able to do. I just stopped caring I guess.
They're my most normie hobbies, the rest are low test stuff like chinese cartoons and vidya. What about you my man? What do you do to pass the time?

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>>36878740
It might be a little dated for you, because I'm an old fuck(33), but here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIc6OIPZMHg

Lemme know what you think, and if you want me to try to get more for you.

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>>36878842
my therapist used to listen to this band

I HATED my therapist

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GOAT Boxer. Sit down pacfags

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>>36878825
I never learned to ride a bike, but I am very passionate about cooking. Why do you think you're no longer capable? Just motivation loss instead of actual degradation of skill and knowledge? I'm always looking up new, foreign stuff to try to make, but also have a wide range of stuff I make for myself. I can't get too into it though as I'm trying to get in better shape, lose weight, and eat less. What are your favorite dishes to make/eat?

As for other hobbies, I like fitness, gardening, watching MMA, dumpster diving, and general nature, but especially invertebrates.

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I saw poster this in an episode of king of the hill, in Dale's basement. and I liked it, so I cropped it.

>>36878962
I'd hang a full size poster of this if it was hi-res
saved anyway

How do you make friends? I only had two in high school and I remember pacing around all day waiting for them to get out of class just so I could talk to someone. I haven't spoken to either since graduation a year ago. What do?

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>>36878886
They're a good band regardless of how you feel about your numale therapist

>>36878942
Fair enough. As a Flip, I gotta root for my brethren, but the first time I saw Floyd fight, I wasn't sure Manny could take him. Especially with his decline with age, mileage, and (probably) laying off the roids.

You excited for McGregor? It's just a money grab on all sides and McGregor will most likely lose, but I'm watching.

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>>36878957
It's 100% a motivational thing. I've stopped caring about most things outside of sport, including my studies, much to the chagrin of my parents and professors. Not that I really give a shit.
I used to really enjoy making classic japanese dishes as I'm a gigantic fuckin' weeb. My 'signature dish' was making chicken katsu curry from scratch but nowadays if I wanted it I'd either order it in or use premade ingredients, and more often I don't even bother with that. I also find egg dishes amazing.
And that's awesome man. One aspect I'd change about my personality would be a love of nature, I can appreciate plants and landscapes but pretty much animal that isn't a cat or dog shits me up.

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I've been given the chance to hold a lot of responsibility, and I've let it go. This I'd the second time this has happened, and I'm afraid this is my last chance to ever start fulfilling my ambitions, but I just don't think I have it in me to do any more.

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>>36878962
I'm actually rewatching the whole series from the beginning. I'm towards the end of season 2. Such a great show.

>>36879083
You're asking the wrong person. But if I had to give short, sweet advice, it's to put yourself out there and risk(but not care about) looking like a fag. Just bee yrself. The best friend I ever had died almost 2 years ago, and I miss her and think about her every day. I started talking to her when I messaged her on redit, calling her out as a robot because I recognized her from on of the faces of threads back when the mods allowed them. There's more I can say about her, but it's a bit draining and maybe a bit heavy. She was a real sweetie.

I don't really have any friends right now, save for a couple that I haven't talked to in years, but I'm sure we'd be cool if i ever contacted them.

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can i have a (you)?

orignal

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My girlfriend's father just died. I want her to go to the funeral, however it will mean leaving the country and my care for months to a year until I can live with her permanently again. She will stay with her family for the meantime.

She is struggling with the death of her dad, but she is so attached to me that she's afraid of being away from me for that long. She is thinking of not going to the funeral, but I think the right thing to do is for her to see her dad off and not chance regretting it just for me.

What should I do. I'm going to the funeral with her.

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>>36879102
You should probably focus more on your studies, so you don't end up like a lot of people hereincluding me who are broke, unemployed, unskilled losers living with their parents. I mentioned this earlier and with other threads, but you could try tripping on DXM(cough syrup), as it's super introspective. It kills ego, and let's you be honest with yourself about who you are vs the person you want to be. I stopped drinking almost overnight and am working my way out of an 8 year NEETfunk because of it. If you want more info hit me up.

>>36879103
Best bite the bullet and get on that, see above.

>>36877006
Just stop crying
It's a sign of the times

>>36879083
Activities where you both share an interest and don't have pressure to arrange a hangout because you just show up to the event together are probably the best. There's so many things, ranging from the normie filled sports clubs, gyms, drinking events, to stuff like life drawing, board games, anime weeb shit, tabletop games, martial arts, meditation, yoga, hackerspaces, movie clubs, bushwalking, electronic music production groups, adult learning courses, open mics, etc etc.
Check meetup.com, public facebook events near you, event posters on public meeting boards, in some shops, libararies etc. I went to this thing called a drink and draw at a local dive bar (mostly weirdos and autists drawing while chatting intermittantly). At that point I had one friend, and through that night I ended up kinda attatching to a small group of artsy/muso people who are very accepting of fuckupness (because they all are).

There is kind of a lot of luck involved in making friends, the thing is it shouldn't be a huge effort, its quite rare but if you make yourself go to things you will eventually meet people who are compatible with you and it doesn't feel as stressful. Seems like a lot of people here try to befriend normies or hope that normies will befriend them. Its better to find other degenerates and weirdos that way you don't have to pretend to be someone else. It is a numbers game though, my social skills have improved dramatically but I still don't really connect with most people.

>>36879314
Definitely go mate. She seems important to you.

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>>36879273
Here, ya go, buddy.

>>36879314
You seem like a good guy and very mature and unselfish. You probably know better than any of us, and I can understand missing her. I guess you can ask her how she feels about it, and what she really wants at her core. Ask her to be selfish for this situation about what she wants, and mention the potential lifelong regret you don't want her to have. IDK, there's probably other angles I'm missing, but tldr: force her to be selfish about what she wants. Maybe she wants to leave for a while, maybe she just wants to stay. Only she can decide that. But she still has to deal with her father's death somehow.

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>>36879318
It's not so much I don't try at uni. I don't really care because I do a meme degree at an institution that doesn't challenge me. It's not even a brag, I just messed up my exams and ended at a bottom of the barrel uni. I still get decent grades but just the thought of it numbs my mind unbelievably and I seem to get results from channeling that energy into my sporting development.
Just did a quick search myself there on dxm, that shit sounds crazy man, what would I even use it for though?
And I'm glad to hear you're kicking out your bad habits and becoming a better person. There's still hope for us all lads.

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>>36879314
>>36879414
Shit, I forgot the possibility of you going together. I'm stupid.

>>36877984
Did he get a portrait of himself holding his beloved wanking cream?

Well, I suppose if you're a friendless virgin, then maybe your wanking cream really is your best friend in life.

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I turned 23 last saturday and I've never even been on a date.

Has the ship sailed? Did I put it off for too long?

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>>36879508
I will only be able to go for a week or so. We will be months apart afterwards.

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>>36879473
Sorry, my degeneracy was seeping through. If you have no interest in it just ignore it. I just don't want you or anyone wasting their potential and opportunities like I did and ending up in my situation.

>>36879530
I lost my virginity at 24, hang in there lad. I wasn't trying to lose it at the time, was just focusing on myself (getting a bit healthier, drawing).

>>36879678
There are a lot of posts and yours is near the end of the thread, OP isn't a superhuman. relax.

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>>36879530
Fuck, no, you fagit. Just do you. Establish your life and go for the qts whenever the opportunities come up.

>>36879675
Sorry, bro. I hope everything works out. I wish I could say let us know how it goes, but that's not always realistic with the nature of this site or even real life.

>>36877996
asses like this one make me want to try one more time

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>>36879736
That is me, the OP.

>>36879768
No, and I don't care to. I just accept myself as a degenerate and don't need an online test to tell me so. I'd only do it for fun and to get new ideas, but otherwise I'm not super into BDSM.

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>>36879678
>muh britbongistan dialect
I was saying it sounded positive man. Easy mistake to make we're not known for being amazing at the language we invented. That being said I'm not a drug user- I've never even smoked pot or anything, nothing more than cigarettes. It's nothing that really ever interested me but then again that might have been why I started losing friends. But I'm glad I cut out guys who are addicted to crack now. So I probably wouldn't ever take it but what you said about suppressing ego intrigued me.

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>>36877006
Do I look like a fucking hobo?

>>36878638
>Shit makes me fat, lazy, and dull, yo.
I drunk walk fucking every where and in fucking winter storms
Stop being a lazy shit.

>>36879702

I'm trying to do what I can, man. I have 25 credit hours left in my degree and I'm just chipping away at it. I hope that if I can get my shit together in regards to a career maybe it will even other stuff out.

>>36879772

I'm really not trying to sound like a pussy, but there are all of these 19-20 year olds around me who have so much more experience that me with this shit that it gets to my head. I feel like most teenagers know more about this shit then I do and I feel like an old curmudgeon compared to them.

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>>36879846
Well, I just felt guilty about recommending drugs, as I realize they're not for everyone. Even if they did something positive for me, aren't (typically) habit forming, and were more effective in me bettering myself and (mostly) quitting alcohol that therapy, more accepted medication, and support groups.
>cigs
I might shank you if we ever hung out irl. I hate the smell of cigs.

>>36879861
No, but you look like a pedo with that pedophile mustache.

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>>36879993
>No, but you look like a pedo with that pedophile mustache.
Id have you know I am not in to chest lets.

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>>36879993
Same t b h, and I don't really smoke any more, a roastie that I almost made it with started me and I still have the pack from the week when shit went down. I only ever have one every 6-7 months when I feel really down. Debating having one now for old time's sake, it's her birthday coming up this month. So at least I don't smell of it.
And I like that attitude when it comes to drugs. As long as people don't force others to do them, there's nothing inherently bad about them besides the legal consequences.

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This cat is my only friend besides /pol/

captcha was gas stations.... kek

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Master Cyclonis is the best female cartoon villian along with Azula

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>>36880084
Well, it's good you don't smoke. But why not let go of both the cigs and her and just toss them? Was it bittersweet, and she was an actual sweetie that just didn't happen to pan out with you? Or was she a roastie cunt at her core, or even just a dumb girl?

In fact, scratch that. Even if she was a sweetie, if it didn't work out, it's better to let go. Maybe later on something might come up between you two, but until then, it's better to let go and work on yourself.

>>36880157
>tfw no kitty friend.
Maybe when my brother and his wife move out shortly and it's just me and my mommy, I can get a furry friend to keep me/us company.

>>36880206
>Scar
>The Joker
>The Lobe
Such an age of filth we live in...

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>>36880420
She was an absolute cunt who manipulated me after a date, she was a few years younger than me but really got off on the idea of taking my virginity. We dated once or twice and despite both having a really good time (at least I think she did) she said to me that she "wasn't ready for a relationship", despite telling others that we just weren't sexually compatible. She then tried to for lack of a better word extort me because she knew I was reasonably wealthy. I told her that those behaviours wouldn't fly with me and I'm not being treated like an idiot. We agreed to be friends and it was very mature of us both, but she still tried getting stuff out of me. The last straw was when we bought concert tickets on pre-release that sold out before general sale with some of our other friends. She paid for them because I was in uni at the time, but later sold them because "she needed the money". So I snapped at her and basically removed her from my life after a huge argument.
There's days that I feel bad. I want to write her a letter explaining that I'm not mad anymore, but I don't want her in my life either. I suppose the cigs are all I have left. I think she was just waiting for me to lose my virginity to someone else and then she wanted to better that person. It sucks but that's just how things panned out. Not to mention all of my friends hated her.

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>>36880595
Yeah, bro. Fuck her. I don't know how or when you'll be ready to move on and erase herself from your life, but it sounds like nothing positive will ever come from having anything at all to do with her, even a final "closure" letter. That is, unless you want to do it, in whioch case, by all means go for it. It might even have a positive effect on her for the next chump that has to deal with her.

I'd say toss the cigs and forget her forever, but I know forgetting isn't always easy.

I'm trying to forget my ex after a 2 year relationship, it's been 6 months since we broke up and I still think about it, any advice for me?

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>>36880858

I'm trying to forget my ex after a 2 year relationship, it's been 6 months since we broke up and I still think about it, any advice for me?

Sorry forget the image

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>>36880872
You can only think less about her or find another woman. Not OP tho.

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>>36880778
It just hurts so much anon. I'd never had a relationship and through literally all the bad luck in the world in highschool (a lot of emotional turmoil started there) she was literally the only person who made me want to be better in all my time on this gay earth. I don't believe in soul mates but I thought that she was the closest to such a thing I'd ever get. It's just the way that deceit and disloyalty is so commonplace in today's society basically ruined my chances of happiness.
I have a lot of autistic traits, including the need for closure, so I think writing the letter and asking one of our mutual friends to deliver it when they go to her party would be greatly beneficial for me.
Thanks for hearing me out friend.

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>>36880858
>>36880872
Do you want to talk about the relationship dynamics and why you broke up, and what you're currently doing with your life? It'll allow me to give better, more personalized advice, which may or may not be effective.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ_Yu_4zeo0
I love this song, anon.

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>>36880927
No problem, bro. But I think people just want something to hold onto, especially when they're young, like in your case. Except you fell for the wrong person. The positive thing was you wanting to be better. Don't let her shittiness ruin something good that might happen with someone better. or even just a casual fuk.

Just do what you feel is best for you to move on and be better, maybe for someone worthwhile in the future.

>>36880973
Not my thing but thanks for sharing. I'm into funk myself. What do you think of this song? It makes me want to dance autistically. It's okay if you think it sucks or is gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIc6OIPZMHg

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>>36880973
>>36881147
Fuck, wronmg link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssU-xsI0nSo

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>>36880966
She was my first girlfriend, at the time I had left school because of personal problems and I saw her as a light at the end of everything, we had several problems with her mother who did not like that her daughter was dating and so we could see ourselves a few times , Most of the time I would see her after her class, spend the time talking on skype or playing something, this lasted 2 years until she told me that she did not feel anything for me anymore (influenced by her mother too) and saying that she was feeling for another boy, who at this moment is dating her, I try to focus on my hobbies lately and leave that aside but the thought comes in full force still I do not know what to do

Sorry for the bad english, trying to learn

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>>36881147
Didn't expect to be feeling these feels tonight. It's 5am here in bonginistan so I'm gonna have to try and sleep. You're a great guy OP. I hope to speak to you again in the future.

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we both exist OP

>>36880973
no way, I did the morning news in middle school with the scalene triangle guy... Lazar?

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>>36881194
>>36881194
It sounds like you both just got with whoever was available regardless of actual compatibility, plus she branch swung to another guy she was probably already working on while with you. She did you a favor, and taught you a valuable lesson, which thankfully came from a cunt. ALl you can do now is work on improving yourself for the next, better qt that comes along in the future. Get educated or a a lucrative skill, become financially independent, and eventually find a qt that actually cares about you and is worth your time.

Don't waste your time and mental energy being hung of on a girl that doesn't give a shit about you.


>>36881239
No problem, bro. I make these threads every so often and you could find them in the archive.

>>36881357
That we do. Or do we?

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>>36881194
>>36881472
Also forgot to mention to focus on your hobbies and passions, in addition to school/work/whatever gets you independent.

>>36881472
>Don't waste your time and mental energy being hung of on a girl that doesn't give a shit about you.
Fucking tell me about it but I still love the abuse.

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>be in WoW community
>get steadily fucked over by multiple guilds
>start to hate the game
>finally end up with a good guild
>turns out I have a lot of mental issues: depression, anxiety, borderline, PPD, etc
>steadily push away the people in this guild
>they finally decide to kick me after I called the GM a cunt during an argument

uninstalled WoW, left all the discords, cut off communication with everyone. now all I feel like is a giant asshole who shouldn't be loved and will push anyone away who wants to get close

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I think I messed up
I met a girl online awhile ago
I originally thought she was 17, and I'm 18.
But she told me after a month of talking that she's 14 almost 15.
It made me feel uneasy but I was already in love
We dated for a bit but then we parted ways. I told her I was too old for her. We didn't do anything sexual or anything. I just started to miss her a lot. My heart aches for her. I told her to find a guy more her age but just thinking about her finding another guy makes me cry. What do I do? Do I message her? She gets up to go to school soon. This is one of the only people in recent memory to care about my feelings. But the age gap is a problem.

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>>36881606
Sounds like you gave what you got. In other words, shitty people tainted you and you threw that shit back to other people who probably didn't deserve it. Or you're just an asshole.

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>>36881659
Beyond my scope, bruh. Probably better to just forget about her until she's 18, and even then she might have moved on herself. It sounds like a shitshow of teenage drama. Stop being a desperate little bitch. And this is online shit. She could be getting dicked my underage Chadlets while she uses you as an emotional tampon.

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>>36881706
I know. But I can't stop thinking about her she said she'd sucked a dick a year ago, and she always wears really tight pants in public and shirts that show her stomach. I wanted to believe that she wouldn't fuck me over but she's young and slutty. But I can't help loving her. It hurts to be away from her, and it also hurts to be with her and constantly think she's cheating. So what if it's online? My best relationships have been online. Although to be honest all of the 3 I've had have cheated on me. You're probably right though.. I gotta man up and accept that she's meant for another. Or a few others.

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>was a kid who constantly got picked on, had a physically + mentally abusive mother and a drunk father, had low grades in school, fairly dumb
>always thought "my life will get better I just have to wait, i'll get invited to parties, go to the mall, this is just a shit stage and i'll soon forget about it", ect.
>had hope that a better life was just around the corner, thinking next grade/next year/high school/college/the working world would be better
>it never got better
>waited and waited with each day gray and uneventful and watched my life pass me by
>now a 28 year old loser with zero social skills and literally know no one besides my parents

how do I deal with the fact that I threw my youth away?

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>>36881757
Find someone in your area that you can actually go on dates with and cuddle and fuck, not some underage slut from however the fuck many hundreds of miles she is from you. Also, like I already said, you sound like a desperate little bitch. You're gonna have to work on that if you ever want to have a worthwhile relationship where you're not getting used and/or cheated on. Go dl or view some social/romantic oriented audiobooks or youtube channels.

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>>36881472
>>36881508

Thanks cool dude

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>>36881847
Just accept it and move on. What do you do for a living? Are you in shape? What are you doing to better yourself mentally and socially?

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>>36881869
No problem. I should check out that anime btw, but I'll wait until it's done airing.

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>>36881918
I'm loving it so far

sage because I don't support these threads, but I'm a hypocrite and I want a (You). you're a good person OP

>>36881900
pharmacist, in decent shape, just go through the daily motions of life and the years are flying by so fast now

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>>36882109
Sage my dick, you non-pic posting fagget. Have a (You), forced right up your bunghole.

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>>36882157
Fuck, sorry, I can't read. Here's the first result when I google imaged "funny pics"

>>36877006
Please someone talk to me, my parents got divorced and now my dad just got a new wife it's only been 8 months

>>36882200
that wasn't a sage btw. this is because I want to preserve your bumps because I know you're going to the limit because you're awesome OP :). bumps stop happening after a certain number of bumps, not after a certain number of posts, right?

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>>36882121
>Is a pharmacist in his late 20s
>Hung up on faggy teen/young adult shit
Shit, man. I'm a 33yo NEET with no skills, and even I'm more accepting of myself. But then again, I am pretty good looking and have a six pack and a juicy booty. Ah, vanity.

Why not put yourself on some dating sites, listening to socially oriented audiobooks and youtube channels, and getting in even better shape. There's nothing like getting molested by a qt who lusts after you like a staving dog. I'd rather have that than being a safety net/meal ticket.

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>>36877006
Lost my job a week ago, happy as hell but know I'll have to work again at some point once my savings run out. I just dread the idea of work, why should I bother. I'll never have a GF, kids, a family so how much work do I really need to do. Is there a way I can just trick my brain and make me love being a wagecuck. In the meantime I at least get to travel to Japan.

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>>36882232
I absolutely can't relate. My dad just up and left to live in the Philippines by himself. He didn't tell my mom, and I don't know how she found out he got one way tickets. They're basically broken up but not divorced, and my mom doesn't even know where he is, and they just communicate through email about who knows what the fuck. Honestly they were just never right for each other, so this is for the best.

Frankly, I hope I never see him again. He was an emotionally abusive piece of shit and if I knew for sure I could get away with it, I'd torture him to death over the course of at least a month, ideally more

All I can say to you is that you're lucky to seemingly care about both your parents in such a way. Not everyone is so lucky, even if you think you have a shitty situation, which it is.

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>>36882276
I'm sorry, bro, I can't help you on that as I'm a long term NEET and my life goals regardless of finding a qt is to grow lots of weed and play vidya and watch anime and movies and stay in great shape. What was your job?

>>36882246
stuff like that doesn't really happen anymore when you reach my age, don't fall for the "men age like wine" meem, also as far as social skills go I'm beyond repair

>>36882337
Our stories are almost the same except he went to China and now has some young Asian whore as his wife.

>>36882337
He went there not her coming here? Isn't the whole reason they do that is to get into a white country?

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>>36882481
That's the spirit! Give up on everything. But seriously, fagit, you can get sex or even a relationship if you get in good enough shape and play your (social) cards right. WTF, man. You got a good job n shit. Work with what you got. That's what I do as a fucking loser NEET.

>>36882494
Eh, even though I hate my dad, I can at the bare minimum sympathize on him on a single thing, which is that my mom was a shitty wife, so I'd understand why he left. Is he a white guy? My dad's a Flip, so he basically went back the the "home country." IDK if he has some little whore though.

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>>36882603
I don't know what you're asking. We all lived here in the US in one house. Then my dad left to go (back) to the Philippines(we're all half flips of different varieties). Basically he retired to a cheap country and to get away from my mom, maybe me too, since he always hated me even as a little kid. My mom somehow found out what he was planning shortly before he left. My mom went there on vacation 2 months ago and will return this summer. I'm just ecstatic that I (hopefully) never have to see him again.

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>>36882695
and by there, I mean the Philippines, not wherever my dad is hiding out at. She doesn't know where he is.

>>36882615
I can relate to the shitty wife thing, my mom was always cold and she even told my dad who always tried to make it work that she never loved him. He went off to China after their divorce and got some young Chinese roastie

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Hey guys, here is a funny image
>>36882774
>>36882720
>>36882366
>>36882237

>>36882794
I diss ass green

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>>36882237
I don't even know anymore, but you probably have to have over 200 posts in a thread for that to start happening. Posts have always bumped a thread for me so far, but I do know bumps eventually stop for super high post threads.

>>36882774
Yeah, at one point my mom told my dad she married him for money. How do you feel about both your parents and the divorce? I'd at least sympathize with your dad. Was he an asshole like mine was?

Also, I just remembered a story, the events of which I don't remember but were confirmed by my brother and I think mom, that my dad got his dick stuck in a ring and had to go to the ER. I don't know how they got it off, but I heard in extreme cases they basically have to cut it off and reattach it.

>>36882794
Makes me feel better about being a manlet. But then again, I was never insecure, even when people talked shit.

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>>36877006
what's up homeboy

tell me I'm a good little princess

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>>36883047
Are you a princess, or a princess(male)? Either way, you're a good, little princess. A pretty, pretty princess. I hereby grant you 10 pretty princess points, which is conveniently enough for my signature dish: Homemade Chicken Tendies with Royal Garlic Bread and Strawberry Juice.

>>36882910
My dad always loved her, he did whatever he could for her and the kids. We had a nice house nice life and shit but things started to drift a part. They had been together for a long time and she finally admitted she didn't love him. I sympathize with my both because it was an arranged marriage but I can't believe my dad would get out and remarry so quickly

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>>36883325
>arranged marriage
So you're all Chinese? Or Indian? But it sounds like what happened was for the best, like in my situation, even though I hate my dad.

>>36883434
It's hard to explain, I'm full white but they've had an arranged marriage

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>>36883490
tldr it, I'm not stupid. Or tell me to fuck off, it's your personal history.

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just need a (you)

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Hi op, i love you very much

>>36883611
Dubs and a (You)? You are truly blessed anon. I believe in you! Another human is dedicating almost all their thoughts to you right now (when I post this, maybe not when you see this, but still.)

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>>36883611
Here's your (You), fampai. Friggin original recipe.

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>>36883645
T-thanks, bud. You're too kind.