Robots, I'm scared.
What will happen in the improbable situation that I end up having sex with a girl. I'm 26 and I have no fucking experience whatsoever. It may happen soon and I'm really afraid of just showing how much of a fucking virgin I am.
Can I do something to prepare?please shoot me in the dick and leave me bleed to death
>>36873912
Watch amatuer porn and learn from that
>>36873912
Don't worry anon, its a kind of autopilot thing desu.
Just let it happen, your body knows what to do, its kind of surprising the first time actually how well it all works. The only way you'll come to grief is thinking "cool, now for le porn star moves". HTH.
>>36873912
I tried to put on the condom on the wrong side when I had sex for the first time when I was 18. Fucking embarrassing. If that happened to me at 26 I would have probably killed myself then and there.
>>36873912
jerk off before you have sex.
>>36874642
NEVER do that. If you are as beta as I think you are you will struggle to maintain an erection because of nervousness.
What if I nut too quick lads?
I'm used to fapping to crazy fantasy doujins and crazy hot pornstars but if put in the actual situation I can't tell if this will desensitize me or not.
>>36874642
Even I know that's probably a bad idea
>>36873912
>Can I do something to prepare?
You can only practice Sex while having Sex. The first time is always gonna be embarrassing. Most girls will notice your lack of experience. You will get better at times. Keep in mind that the amount an average teenager has had sex is probably in the three figures. So you got some catching up to do. Good luck ;)
Also, would it be fine to tell a woman that I'm a fucking 26 year old virgin?
I want to kill myself out of the embarrassment just thinking about it.
>>36874818
No don't it. I lost mine at 21 to another virgin. She never knew I was one too though. If you don't do something comically embarrassing nobody will know.