>accidentally bump into a girl at city hall >say ''sorry''

Yes Anon you did it congrats!

wow, you must feel like the top of the world. Hope you have chances for more sorries in future

She just wants to steal your organs. Run away.

Congrats on ascending to normiehood anon, may you fuck many roasties for us!

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congratulations, youre a better man than me gunga din

>>36869068
She is sooooo gonna masturbate to you tonight. Damn son, respect!

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>>36869068
>in line at uni coffee shop
>two stacys line up behind me
well hello my fellow chads

>>36869426
Bitches be constantly mirin'

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>>36869068
>>36869426
>"Anon, its my birthday today"
>hugged her and got a peck on the cheek

Should we guide those losers towards Chadhood?

>>36869068
>she breathes

>i watch from binoculars


C H A D I C L E S I A M
everyone fuck off
you can look but you can't touch ;)

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>go to mcdonalds
>order 20 nuggies
>girl at the cash register smiles at me
I-I've finally made it brobots

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>be in school eating place
>girl in front of me
>she goes BRAAAAPFFF
>looks behind herself, blush

Chad Thundercock reporting in

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>driving home from class
>stop light
>girl glances at my car while crossing the road
ahhh so this is the life of a chad

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>being first to apologize when someone bumps into you
>Chad

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Sitting at home, mom makes me do dishes.

>so this is what a wagecuck does
>this is literal torture

lmfao glad i never have to do that from 9-5 *yawns* poor pathetic wagecucks

>>36869068
>Girl my age is within a mile of me

I can't believe how easy it was to be chad!

>>36871274
>when you buy stryrofoam and plastic everything so you can just throw it away and never have to wash dishes

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>be paying the cashier for my goods
>her hand lightly grazes mine as I hand her the change
I knew we would all make it one day