>tfw no cute lesbian gf who will hate on men with me You robots

Kill yourself faggot, go suck a bbc

>>36869033
I am a lesbian NEET also. Are you a virgin?

>>36869058
i am, want to meet?

>>36869048
Typical male response. If you're so obsessed with your "bbc"s, then why don't you go find one yourself?

>>36869058
Yes, of course! You can't be pure if you're not a virgin.

>>36869084
You are not me, why are you answering?

>>36869058
I am not a virgin, sorry to dissapoint cutie <3
that doesn't mean we can't have a good time together though

>>36869121
>One minute into the thread and a desperate robot virgin is already trying to imitate me
Kek, why don't you go chop off your dick and become a tranny if you want to be a girl that badly?

>>36869150
You sound like a male though, why are you trying to steal my thread though?
Make your own

>>36869058
Maybe, you wanna know then you gotta find out yourself

WHY IS EVERYONE ROLEPLAYING AS ME?

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>>36869204
>he's still going
Do you really feel this threatened by lesbians?

>>36869033
Lesbot here, I hate everyone on this board. Fuck you.

>>36869033
Ey OP you should know better, there are no woman here, only traps

STOP ROLEPLAYING AS ME, IT'S NOT FUNNY

>>36869256
I think I triggered one trap who desperately wants to be a woman so he can be a lesbian. He'll stop posting once his tendies are ready.

>>36869254
Also, I posted a DOA thread here before asking if there were any lesbian NEETs who weren't into far left politics. Do you exist?

>>36869315
I try to be neutral when it comes to politics (never really cared for them) but yes, I do exist! Definitely not a far left winger.

Is this /pol/? i want to relay a message to the hatefilled masses of the alt right

>>36869352
Thank you. I just needed to know if it was possible.

>>36869315
I have always attempted to steer clear of politics, so that's that, it is debatable what existance is in the first place but, yes i think i am real
>>36869352
You should try harder

>>36869377
Are you far right then? Or you're just a lesbian who hates the far left?

>>36869033
Ijust finished madoka today!

I love HER! She is my daughter fu!

>>36869402
I hate the far left

>>36869402
>just a lesbian who hates the far left
yes

>>36869402
I hate the Alt-right mostly but i do not hate the far left, i do not find them nearly as annoying

>>36869402
You should check your privilige though

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>>36869396
>it is debatable what existance is in the first place
You know you're only giving me more reason to hate men, right? You're not fixing anything.

>>36869416
Cute, I don't meet a whole lot of lesbian girls that aren't far left either.

>>36869474
The only one cute here is you

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>>36869441
SUCK MY DICK YA LITTLE SLUT

>>36869505
I am a lesbian, i can do much more than just simply suck your dick ;)

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>>36869412
Agreed, Madoka is pure.

>>36869494
l-lewd

>>36869531
i love you, my little cutie pie, i hope we meet someday :3

I'm bi and hate leftists
Any thicc girls here?

>>36869549
I'm too short and flat to be thicc. :x

>>36869599
You are perfect, stop being insecure

>>36869616
Not insecure, just saying I don't have the body type to match her needs! I wouldn't mind having a busty girl for a gf actually

>>36869667
I go to the gym daily and got abs becouse of it, most men think it's grose and say that i am not femenine enough and that woman should not have abs.
Lesbians think of me as a man and becouse of it ignore me.
I have a decent rack though

>>36869709
nigga what the fuck
I love that shit, girls who have abs are wife material.

>>36869709
Abs are cute on women though! As long as you're not injecting steroids then I think you'll look even better and more sexy the more you work out!
>I have a decent rack though
Cup size? Mine are AA, flattest of the flat

>>36869753
>Cup size? Mine are AA, flattest of the flat
C-cute, i love flat girls, flat breasts are the best, i wished i had flat breasts :(
No i do not inject myself 100% natural abs

>>36869753
Right i forgot to add, I'm a C cup, not great desu

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>>36869791
Thank you so much! Honestly, being flat chested has its perks (easier to wear dresses and such), but it's not like the greatest thing in the world either. It kinda fits my personality since I like to dress up a lot and cosplay a lot, but since you like to go to the gym every day maybe showing some skin is better for you instead! Also I still like wearing stockings and bows, so maybe I just never really grew up? :p

>>36869828
Don't worry, I think those are perfect!

>>36869901
>Also I still like wearing stockings and bows
Stop, imagining you is making me drool

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>>36869918
I'm also 4'10 and less than 100 pounds. ;_;

>>36869985
absolutely perfect, you will be my cute princess
I hope you don't mind me kissing you everywhere

>>36870014
Thank you so much! You're making me blush a bit. :p But how tall are you? I don't think many girls are shorter than me!

>>36870054
I am 5'60
I will carry you in my arms like the cute princess you were always meant to be

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>>36870105
P-Please protect me from men and especially creepy robots! You're strong so I can rely on you! ;_;

does anyone have that comic pic of two fat neckbeards rping with each other online

>>36870175
>In the internet no one knows you are an inmortal god shitposting with mortals for keks and lols

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FUCK OFF LESBO KEKS

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>>36870175
There was definitely a neckbeard in here earlier shitposting from the very first post. I'm afraid you missed him, anon!

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Ayyy lmaooo
OREGANOOREGANO
NIG NOG

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FUCK OFF LESBO INSURANCE DIE NIGGERS AND KIKED

>>36870285
please get off my lesbonic problem solving image board you fucking robot, this is no longer your board REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36869033
My gf is bi. I stole your potential lesbian lover, OP.

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FUCK OFF TURBO FAGS

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>>36869033
DIE NIGGERS DIE NIGER DIE NIGGER

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OREGANO KILL FAGS AND QUEERS

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MMMMMMM MD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE EIE

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>>36870310
reeeeeeeeee

>>36870327
>tumblr filename
That's where you need to go back to, anon.

>>36870306
<3

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DIEGO GET OUT YOU SPICS AND YOU NIGGERS WE ALL KNOW MY DICKS IS BIGGER

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>>36870338
You forgot the sage.

>>36869033
>tfw male
>tfw no man-hating gf to bully me into servicing her and then doesn't reciprocate
>tfw no man-hating gf that takes sadistic pleasure in never allowing me to see her fully nude

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>>36870361
FUCK OFF AND DIE UBER KEK

>>36870310
No, she is bi becouse she cucks you every day with a woman

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GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FAGGOT ROASTIES SESSION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36870393
>only way to destroy a thread is with spidermemes
>doesn't even post gay porn
what a retarded faggot

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LYNCH THE QUEERS GET THEM OUTTA HERE

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GET OUTOUTOTUNFNZIAKAMSYBSBUSNU ISNIS

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>>36870422
Stop the faggotry

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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI KILLS THE FAGS AND LOLIES

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THIS IS /POL/ NAOW
WE WUZ KANGS

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KEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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>>36869033
>tfw no lesbian, who went bi for me because i still look like a young boy, gf

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>36870471
You're embarrassing, anon. Why are you so mad? Is it that the lesbian NEETs are getting closer to fucking girls than you ever will?

>>36870476
>tfw no lesbian couple who invite me for a threesome because they're curious and want to try it once

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>>36870467
>>36870471
How does it feel to be the normalfag pushing out the people who aren't like you?

>>36870541
They're sad that they aren't being included in a thread. Have some sympathy for the poor robots. They can't help their autistic rage.

>>36870541
>When you have to go to a anonymouse web threading image board to feel accepted and not be pushed outside by society and then you get pushed out by society again
Feels bad man

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>>36870476
>tfw a lesbian in high school used to try to talk to me
>even asked me to prom
>blew her off because I thought she was just trying to make a fool out of me
>later a friend of hers told me she had had a serious crush on me

>>36870690
you understand that if she had a crush on you and you are not a woman, she is not a lesbian, right?

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>>36870594
>>36870620
Apparently having gay threads up five times a day is okay if it's only men being gay.

>>36870730
She otherwise never liked guys though, and if people asked her said she was a lesbian. She was only straight for me, although admittedly I had a small frame and long hair so perhaps I was a trap.

>>36870907
She was probably into you because you looked like a total fag like her

>>36870907
you must be chad tier, most girls dont even acknowledge my existance

>>36871636
I don't dispute this.

>>36871689
Having one weird girl look at you does not make you a chad.

>>36871772
having one girl look at you and think you are pretty enough to ask you out makes you somewhat chad tier, take into account the average woman waits for the male to ask HER out not the other way round

>>36871859
It's a girl who's otherwise only attracted to girls though, I don't think the same rules apply.

>>36872029
you are chad enough to literally make homosexuals heterosexual again, What the fuck are you doing in this site man?

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>Everyone lTT

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>>36870471
you are degenerated scumbags, anons
kys

>>36872209
>IMG_5717
I'm just going to assume you took this picture of yourself, anon

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First world problems for lesbo chicks

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>>36873231
You didn't even have the energy to edit your misogynist strawman to something I would like? Poor robot.

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I'm a goldstar who loves to hate on men(female men too) please be my gf

I'm thin, long hair, and can dress normally

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>>36873476
That's good! I hate trannies even more than men desu. I literally refuse to accept one of them as my "lesbian girlfriend"

Are you a NEET or do you have a job? How tall are you? Cup size? It doesn't really make a difference to me but I'm just curious. Also are you okay with the fact that I'm so small?

Do lesbians only like skinny girls?

>>36873650
There was a girl earlier in this thread who was looking for thicc girls desu I like all builds except for obese or skeleton

Men always hurt me in the end. I've always thought I was straight but as I get older I realize female companionship is what I crave.

I was in the shop the other day with my boyfriend and saw a tall, boyish girl and my face got hot I was so attracted to her.

>tfw no gentle femdom boyish qt lesbian gf

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>>36873599
Same. I think it's creepy how they try to guilt lesbians into dating "women who just happen to have dicks". Bitch please

I have a job but i'm self employed. I work in game design and make a healthy income, but my job is mostly me being at home and being lonely.

I'm 5'6" and C cup(thin). I'm fine with small i'll admit it's not my fetish like many people, but i love that you dress cute please be my gf

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>>36873799
Thank you so much anon! I honestly didn't expect any girls to like my style/body. Usually it just attracts a bunch of creepy guys. If that's the case I might just have to look in my area first to see if there's anyone suitable for me. Sorry to disappoint, anon.

But I'll be back if I fail, okay? You do sound like someone I would want to date.

One last question: What exactly is your game design job? Or would that give too much away about you

>>36873746
>boyfriend
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>36869033
>being female
FUCK OFF AND DIE HOLY FUCK YOU STUPID SMELLY HOLES KNOW NOTHING OF SUFFERING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
can I rape you?

>>36869033
I'll be your gf <3 where you from?

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>>36872270
Very astute observation anon-kun

>>36874258
I wouldn't mention details on 4chan, only after i've gotten to know someone and that they aren't a catfish. Best of luck in your search

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>>36874391
Don't worry, I'm the same way. I hope you end up finding the perfect girl for you too, anon!

>>36874473
Why don't you dykes exchange contact

>>36869033
>lesbians can't live their lives independently
>always have to hate men
>their lives revolve around hating men or comparing themselves to them

says a lot about the value of women on their own

>>36874521
I said it's still a possibility that we could get together! But I wouldn't want to let her down if that doesn't end up happening.

You know what? I think /r9k/ started declining the moment we allowed "fembot" posting.

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>>36874538
i hate on them because it's fun.

WHY ARE ALL THE BEST GIRLS GAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36874613
I'm not even close to being a best girl anon, quit teasing me!

>>36874608
This. Men deserve it too, they've been nothing but creeps to me my entire life.

>>36874613
They're not. Most lesbians are unattractive. But to be fair a lot of the attractive ones have great personalities, great taste in art and entertainment too

If anyone thinks that these """Women""" are actually women they need to go back.