ATTENTION FEMALES(I suppose males as well just to keep the thread

>>36865486
Male. If I get a place to live and food to eat, I'd only really need like $10,000. Most likely less.

>>36865486
How easy would it be to murder the master, live a few months in the place while I pawn shit and then run off somewhere?

>tfw no live-in maid with benefits

>>36865536
You wouldn't actually kill someone would you?

>>36865486
>How much money would you need to be paid yearly to be a live-in maid with benefits?
About tree fiddy

>>36865486
If I were to be given a place to stay and food to eat, probably only monthly allowance of $1000 for leisure activities.

>>36865536
Probably extremely easy if you a pick a lonely robot off /r9k/ who lives by himself. Just make sure to use a fake persona, and exercise proper internet safety when first contacting him. That's a good idea actually.

>>36865486
6 digits, because that's what a job in the field I have a degree in pays.

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>>36865598
Yeah, no, of course not. I'm a healthy, stable and morally rigorous individual. Haha, why would you think I'm serious?

>>36865604
When can you start? You will also get 4 weeks paid time off per year.

>>36865729
w-well we'd have to communicate and discuss things first, eh?

Health benefits? I'd do it for $500/wk if I had my own room, this would be an awesome job.

>The anons asking for next to nothing
I think you guys are forgetting you'd actually have to work

>>36865762
What are your height, weight, and bra size? Asking for the maid uniform.

>>36865814
Shhhhhh... don't tell them. NEETs don't know how cheap what they ask actually is.

>>36865822
5'7, 130, 32D, please message me on my discord at spoonies#1029

>>36865486
"with benefits" is the operative phrase that adds a fuck ton of money

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would do it for free desu but only if the goshujin-sama was attractive and charismatic
not interested in fatty neckbeards

>>36865850
>130
No one wants a sex slave this fat lmao. Go die.

>>36865898
yeah i know ive stopped eating again, i used to weigh 107lbs but the doctors made me eat

>>36865898
>No one wants a sex slave this fat lmao. Go die.
You sound like a catty bitch Stacey. Cute!!!

>>36865864
If OP wasn't a fat neckbeard he wouldn't be asking like this.

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>>36865486
$60,000 a year, master has to be a cute girl. I'm male.

>>36865486
Yeah not that much honestly. That sounds like a super cozy job provided the family isn't batshit and I can take a couple hours for break every day. Also it would start conversation, if nothing else.

>>36865863
This. Otherwise i'm in agreeance with the $1k allowance anon.
How "benefit"y are we talking?
Do i get a nice outfit?
Do i get my own room?
Do i have to pay for anything of my own ie room,board,outfits,supplies, etc.
Are you a disgusting human being?
Whats the size of the property?
Am i working solo?

>>36865604
You would have a room. Food would be free, you would be doing the shopping for the house.

>>36865767
I live in a country with universal healthcare.

500 a month is reasonable I mean you dont pay rent and you get food you would also have to have sex

>>36865864
I'm attractive and charismatic. But what about you, why should I pick you over the other maids?

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just enough for internet connection

>>36865982
Replying to first part. That sounds very comfy. Would you like to get in contact with me?

>>36865983
And probably do a fuck ton of cleaning. Live-in maids make like $40,000-$60,000 a year.

Bang Maids are real? Damn.

>>36866007
>Live-in maids make like $40,000-$60,000 a year.
live-in maids are for giant mansions that take hours to clean, not 1-bedroom neet apartments

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>>36865967
>family
>"with benefits"

Cute.

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>>36866001
actually, no. id do it for free.

Op where do you live and how big is your house

>>36866019
>Live-in-maid
>1-bedroom apartment
Pretty sure prostitutes hired on a permanent basis cost over 40k a year too.

>>36865976
Enough benefit-y to satisfy me a few times a week. Must be submissive.
Yes, outfit.
Yes, own room.
Everything paid for.
I'm not disgusting or fat.
3 room apartment.
Yes solo.

>>36866005
You'd really do it for $1000 a month?

>>36866044
If a girl is willing to do all that for peanuts, why complain?

>>36866051
Desperation and lack of self-respect indicate that yes, I would.

>>36866017
Only for the rich. Sometimes private "maids" are paid a suspicially large salary.

>>36866087
That's bellow minimum wage where I live. You get what you pay for, and I think I'd rather pay more for someone else.

>>36865486
This is relevant to my interests.
Additionally, how much would it cost extra to pretend to be my live-in-girlfriend when my family is around?
Asking for a friend.

>>36866157
I'm very loyal and kind and helpful always

>>36865850
It doesn't sound fat to me, just chubby. London?

>>36866200
What's your limit on benefits?

>>36866252
Norway, gonna be moving to Ontario soon.

>>36866278
It'd depend on how comfortable I'd feel with you, minimum is kiss. I can't say definitely what's max.

>>36866040
Where do you live OP

154cm 75c 59kg

>>36865486
Enough to eat food I like and buy vidya every now and again

Trap btw

>>36866280
>tfw the only time you find a european fembot she's moving away

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35k

And only if he's into bathroom control. I want him to humiliate me by watching me wet myself while I'm pouring him his tea, when I'm bursting and he hasn't given me permission to pee yet.

Perhaps you girls should post on /soc/ before there's too much contactfagging. Not sure what thread though. Maybe the Sugar one?

>>36866426
Why do traps always have the most degenerate fetishes?

>>36866451
>traps
>implying

>>36866299
Rural Ontario. 6 bedroom house on 30 acres.

>>36866426
I wouldn't take you for free.

>>36866426
if you're not a trap, thats hot

>>36866461
>implying
Tits or gtfo

>>36866426
>tfw not rich enough to buy a qt pee gf

>>36865486
10-15 k
Sounds possibly fun, unless the family are dicks or the house is one of those aggressively ugly wallboard mansions- those things are not built to last and seem very difficult to keep clean, cozy, and pest-free.

>>36866480
Good god too far. Come to japan
Maid costumes are cuter here anyway

Maybe $2k a month, assuming you provide me with food. Where are you OP? I'm a girl (female).

>>36866593
>Maybe $2k a month, assuming you provide me with food. Where are you OP? I'm a girl (female).
Kek if you're in Europe I'll take you, that's cheap as fuck. Could probably make a huge profit off you even

>>36866426
>I want him to humiliate me by watching me wet myself while I'm pouring him his tea, when I'm bursting and he hasn't given me permission to pee yet.
Oh god I want this, and then making her clean up her pee with her panties still soaked.

>>36866599
>make a huge profit off you
How so? I don't really want to be sold to other men

>>36866641
Nah i'd just tie you to my computer chair and gag you and make you play video games on stream all day while i'm at work

>>36866668
That doesn't sound too terrible, but I still don't see how that would make you any money

>>36866705
Are you retarded?
>implying people wouldn't watch a stream of a girl tied up to a chair playing vidya
it would turn into a huge phenomenon i bet

>>36865486
I have been a shut-in NEET for so many years that I feel sick when I'm not laying on bed.
I would be a terrible maid sorry.

>>36866712
Wouldn't work.
You got anti-slave laws and anti-0hour contract laws. Any profit would have to go to the maid.

>>36866735
>Any profit would have to go to the maid.
Fugg
Guess I'm moving to Gambia or some shit

>>36866712
Ah, I misread it. Thought it said 'steam' not 'stream'

>>36866735
It's a retarded idea because you still need time to do things such as grocery shopping and keeping the place tidy while I'm at work.

Just give me hormones, love and a place to live nigga

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>>36865486
wow i misread OP. all these fembots would really be maids+get fucked for salary?

All I want is to come home after work and be greeted by my maid getting on her knees sucking my cock and then getting up and bending over the table while lifting her dress revealing she has no panties.

>>36866791
It sounds too good to be true. These girls are basically willing to be maids and sex slaves for really cheap.

>>36866791
If a women who wasn't unattractive gave you room, board, meaningful labor, wanted to bang you, AND pay you all for that and the only real cost was you had to wear an outfit and do things you usually do would you honestly say no?

>>36866818
yeah thats my concern, things sound to good to be true. probably all traps.
>>36866822
i might say yes, but as a guy i'm supposed to be building my status/wealth to provide for my future family (lol i wish). women can do fine just maintaining until marriage.

80 grand a year would do it. Would require a year notice for being fired.

>>36866876
Or you could just make $60k a year keeping a house clean, getting fucked, and living free of charge.
Honestly how much of your paycheck do
you actually spend annually?
Now imagine retiring at age 50 with all that in savings.

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>>36866893
>a year notice for being fired

>>36866908
i mean 60k a year is fine, i'd strongly consider it.
really the problem is you probably won't be able to have a relationship with anyone unless they're ok with being cucked by your employer

>>36866957
And? I'm happy with my not-relationship status i curretly enjoy, free sex, free food, free living, i'll be doing shit i do anyway, all while getting paid and saving up for an easy and early retirement.
I could probably up the cooking budget and indulge my cooking experiments more than usual ontop of it all. Maybe even open a nice bakery somewhere after.

>>36866764
I'm surprised there aren't more African cam girls.
I mean, I know people are generally racist especially when thinking with their dick but they could do the work for bottom dollar.

>>36867013
are you man or woman? i wonder about the biological clock pounding as 30 approaches.

i guess i'd be a good job until then though

>>36867070
Woman.
You can freeze a scary amount of eggs now if you ever want kids later.

>>36866717
>tfw no qt bedridden NEET to keep in my truck for benefits
Your maid duties would be petting the cats.

>>36867094
Don't you have some pedophilia courtcase you gotta be working on or something?

>>36867094
>to keep in my truck for benefits
okay pretty creepy

>>36867094
I can do that.
Also play vidyia with you and compile your travel diary.

>>36865486
As a male, just be my girlfriend and I'll do it all for free.

But I'd need 10,000 plus room and board if we weren't dating.

>>36867092
what's the bottom line/minimum appearance and age for your employer? or does it not matter too much?

i work in vidya and might be coming into money soon, considering trying this, haha.

maybe ill make an add and post it here at some point.

>>36865486
none as long as there's food and board
well okay some spending would be nice but it all depends on country

>>36867134
But are you a girl (female)?

>>36867110
Can't subpoena what you can't find.

>>36867128
It's a more common female fantasy than you'd think.

>>36867166
Mentioned it earlier here
>>36865976

>>36865486
What is benefits? Free rape sex? Health insurance? Tuition fund?

>>36867241
i see, thanks.
about the uniform, is wearing one a positive or negative or don't care?

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>>36867237
>But are you a girl (female)?
Maximum I could be is a NEET (male (female)) and that's by a long shot. Sorry tripfag-kun.

>>36867259
Free rape sex.

>>36867271
Personally? A positive but at that point its just a bennie.

>>36867286
like a bondage thing positive or something else, like its a cute outfit?

>>36867286
btw i'm just digging for info so i can make a legit add post like this in the future

>>36867277
But are you Dave Groehl (female)?

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>>36867332
I think I still remember some chords so I could be Dave (NEET (female (male)))

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>>36867303
I just like outfits.

>>36867378
Hmmm. I'll have to think about it.

>>36867259
All of those can be discussed.

>>36867385
interesting. i'll have to plan this carefully. i wouldn't want to have to wear an outfit personally, but i understand women usually have a different perspective on clothes.

>>36865486
How serious are you OP? I'd do it for 900 a month if food and housing was free. Also do I have to sex you or no? Where do you live?

>>36867436
>I'd do it for 900 a month
Why so cheap? Are you fat?

>>36867436
> live-in maid with benefits
i think sex is happening

>>36867436
>How serious are you OP?
Deadly.

> food and housing was free
Free.

> Also do I have to sex you or no?
Absolutely.

> Where do you live?
Ontario.

>>36867477
It's as if most posters missed those two words.

>>36867494
are you worried about legal issues? can you legit advertise for a maid to fuck for money?

>>36867503
yea i think so

>>36867459
Nope. I'm 5'1 and 110 pounds. I'm not fat at all. I'm a highschool dropout who works at KFC and I hate my life so anything is a step up
>>36867477
How often do we gotta sex?

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i'd do it for the "benefits" alone

>>36867521
>I'm a highschool dropout who works at KFC
The one frmo the UK? I'd def buy you

>>36867494
>Ontario
I'm very close. What kind of sex? Would you require that I fulfill specific fetishes? And if so, what are they?
t. girl (female)

>>36867540
>i'd do it for the "benefits" alone
kek be my free whore

>>36867545
Sorry but I live in the US, you must got me confused with someone else.

>>36867521
i'm not OP, just someone thinking about this for real.
it would have to be flexible, a scale from once a day to once a week, pay would be the same if we sexed or not.
BJ's and normal sex, i think any freaky shit would have to be negotiated seperate

>>36867516
Another anon here. Prostitution is legal where I live. But we's still do it under the table to avoid taxes.

Depends, how much do you make? I'd do it for like 15k, so long as all my other needs(food, water, place to sleep, internet) were included. I'll clean your house like a motherfucker then tend to your cock with the same gusto.

>>36867494
are you the canadian man who has a big set of toys?

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>>36865486
HMMMMM


>>36867477
only in your lewd fantasies. there are many maids who don't have sex with the families they live with

>>36867606

>15k

god women are TERRIBLE negotiators

>>36867655
Which is why I deserve it the most because I'd do it for the cheapest.

I identify as Tibetan. Can I still get a master?

>>36867655

I'm a guy, but I'll happily dress up for you. 15k a year where I live is a pretty comfy life. Besides, everything else is included so it's pure profit and saving money.

>>36867648
i'm not OP, but the only kind of maid i'd hire is the lewd kind. if you have the money and someone wants the job, whats the problem?

>>36867516
>are you worried about legal issues? can you legit advertise for a maid to fuck for money?
Probably isn't legal, I haven't really considered it. This would all be kept under the table.

>>36867521
>How often do we gotta sex?
Whenever I feel like it. Probably no more than once a day.

>>36867555
Mostly vanilla desu, with anal every once in a while. Lactation is the only really bizarre thing that I'd want.

>>36867606
>>36867684
You're not the cheapest. You can go lower.

>>36867606
are you stupid? pretty girls make six figures. it better be 15k a month?

>>36867734
I'll do it for 500 a month. I'm also a virgin and I know robots prefer that so I think that's a good deal

>>36867625
lolno. I'm not the Canadian man with the big set of toys.

>>36867766
>I'll do it for 500 a month.
Post contact info.

>>36867763
successful models types do. your average really attractive girl doesn't, let alone even moderately attractive girls that post here

>>36867734
i mean't more about the add itself, not the job/tax record talking about sex lol

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>>36867766
Your double dubs are impressive, but being a virgin can be a red flag. Why are you a virgin?

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>>36867812
i'm sure he means his ass hasn't been fucked

>>36867792
Before I do, how do I know you're being legit? You haven't posted any proof you're not some serial killer or you're going to put me in your rape dungeon
>>36867812
I'm socially awkward and not very attractive but I'm not ugly

>>36867844
>You haven't posted any proof you're not some serial killer or you're going to put me in your rape dungeon
How do I prove it? I'm not OP by the way, just looking for the same thing (in europe)

>>36867734

Do you want the maid to just fuck and wear the dress or do you want someone to actually CLEAN your house? Because I was a professional commercial cleaner for years before being a NEET loser. Also I'm not a girl, I'm a guy, as I've said, and 15k in my area is a good living. I'm fairly attractive for a guy and I don't mind wearing maid outfits to please the master of the house.

>>36867734

I'm not going lower, my labor is worth more, but if it's an under the table job it's pure profit, so it's win/win for both of us.


Alternatively if any anons havea butler fetish I can do that too.

>>36867879
>Alternatively if any anons havea butler fetish I can do that too.
what the fuck

>>36867879
are you gay or just willing to let some guy fuck you for a job? legit curious

>>36867891

What do you mean, what the fuck? I've said no less than three or four times I'm a MALE. WITH A PENIS AND TESTICLES WHO IS WILLING TO CROSSDRESS AS A MAID OR BE A CLASSY REFINED BUTLER.

>>36867913
oh my bad i thought it said "butter fetish" kek

Honestly? Just let me live with you. I'm very age regressed and as long as you play legos with me, feed me and make sure I brush my teeth I'll clean anything you want up to and including your dick

>>36867879
Sorry chief. A vagina is a requirement.

>>36867936
And I'm a trained chef

>>36867936
how often would i have to play with legos? i'm a busy man.
also do you have a vagina?

>>36867899

I guess you could say I'm bi, though i've never been with a guy aside from childhood experimentation. Being someone's house-keeper/maid/butler/whatever is something I'm actually good at, since I was a commercial cleaner for many years and have spent the last ten years of my NEEThood taking care of my mom. The job is the main reason, having my body used for sexual gratification doesn't seem like a big deal, so it'd just be as much a part of the job as cleaning toilets or making beds, so it wouldn't bother me. Not sure if that answers your question or not though, sorry.

>>36867957
But are you also originally a girl(not male)?

>>36867980
I can mostly take care of myself but every once and a while.

You'd also have to tell me I'm doing a good job.

Am I allowed to be doting? Can I hug you? Can I sleep on your lap on my time off? Can I tuck you in at night? Or is this strictly business and pleasure?

>do you have a vagina?

All my life!

>>36867954

Darn. Aw well, maybe next time. Good luck in your quest, Maid-Searcher.

>>36865898
It's pretty slim for someone 5'7". A BMI of 20.

>>36868015
You're allowed to worship my body and cock. We'll also take baths together. And yes, if you're doing a good job I'll tell you so and give you headpats.

>>36868071
Where are you located? Do you mind if I get a little bit obsessive with men

>>36868071
imposter!

>>36868015
both your posts sound interesting to me. desu i'd have to find you attractive/like you in order for those things to be happening, which is very possible

>>36868083
What do you mean obsessive? You're of course allowed to interact with other men. Or did you mean you would become so obsessed with me it would amount to stalking?

>>36868093
Never claimed to be you.

>>36867809
that's where you're wrong.

haha get cucked

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>>36868125
your imagined reality isn't actually real

>>36865618
This is a great idea for a story.

>>36868152
it's not imagined when you have gotten many offers before and rejected them all. even 10k a month so get cucked bitch hahahahaha you don't know

>>36868178
ehehehehe hahahahaha looooool

faggot. what are you even talking about.

I'M ONLY HERE TO ASK

IS 50 SHADES OF GREY WORTH READING?

>>36867560
How do you feel about seeing the country (except California) with a sore vagina?

>>36867545
wtf KFC has UK?

>>36867936
>age regression

Hot. Especially if it's combined with hypnosis

>>36867043
Data here is too expensive to stream. Also most Africans are surprisingly conservative.

>>36867844
>You haven't posted any proof you're not some serial killer or you're going to put me in your rape dungeon
Did you actually read the OP?

>>36868530
>rape dungeon

diff anon who hasn't posted yet - i would only be with a man if he HAD a rape dungeon <3333333

>>36865486
I already do that, it's called being a wife and it doesn't pay a whole lot

>>36868274
yes we do have KFC and McDs and burger king and a few others

we don't have wendy's or cinnabon (love those)

>>36867844
Ill do it but you have to travel.

>>36868577
GO AWAY no one asked you.

>>36868320
DUDE IT IS.
HYPNOSIS IS MY BIGGEST FETISH

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>>36868577
made me kek. but really, what has he done for you LATELY AMIRITE

>>36868734
Are you a fellow male with that fetish or a girl (female)? If girl, please let me hypnotize you over the internet.

>>36868839
Girl!!! What kinda hypnosis??

>>36868897
Whatever kind you want? But really, just first it's to get used to going under (if you have no previous experience). And then depending on what you want, age regression or whatever you react well to.

I have some recordings I've made before to get people used to my voice.

>>36868961
Im just fucking with you man Im not a girl. Seen you post your hypnosis shit a billion times in every fembot thread, just thought id get your hopes up. Your fetish is retarded

>>36868961
I have lots of previous experience!!! I went through a pretty extensive bimboification a while back. I was also groomed as a child to be mentally malleable (it's ok if that turns you off, it IS horrid but I am what I was made so)

>>36868992
Not me Wtf go awaaaayyyy I'm having FUN

Jerk.

>>36868992
RUDE if you scared him off I'll!! HATE YOU!!!

>>36869013
Well, why not. I haven't done anything as extreme as you described. If you want, I can send you a basic recording, just one that's designed to put you under. Nothing else there, just to see how you react.

[email protected]

>>36868274
No, the UK has KFC. We also have a select few taco bell

>>36865486
For Chad i do it for free, for you 10 millon dollars

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>>36869216
just don't be upset when her voice is deeper than yours anon

>>36869339
Hence recording. Can't hurt me.

>>36868992
Not nice at all.

>>36869339
She does exhibit tranny-like typing.

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>>36869534
i was thinking that also

>>36869582
Seems like it's all those estrogens and whatever hormones that end up making trannies trying to act way more girly than girls ever do.

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>>36869318
>CHAD HAS QT GRILLS AS LIVE IN SEX MAIDS AND DOESN'T PAY A CENT WHILE U SPEND GORILLIONS FOR A SENTIENT VACUUM CLEANER

>>36869857
Depends if he's good at sexing and buys me shit really otherwise i'll do it for like $50k yearly.
$200k for you at home psychological care is extra.

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anyone who would agree to do this for less than $60,000 a year is irredeemably disgusting.

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i'd do it if i got to wear a cute uniform like pic related and cat ears

>>36870396
why is 60k less disgusting than 40k?

>>36870563
i think this thread has given me a new fetish

>>36870563
It only really works if you're cute though. A hambeast, lanklet, or jewnose would just look awkward.

>>36870635
... and if she's a girl (female).

>>36870590
Now I got some extra motivation to finish uni and earn that dole. So I can buy myself a sex slave maid.

>>36870565
It's a higher number.

>>36870563
This kind of attitude makes you much more employable.

>>36870672
>implying you wouldn't take a trap so long as you never saw boipussy

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>>36870704
if i pay you 5 or 10 dollars to clean a toilet, you still clean.
you just get payed more or less. the act itself is the same.
paying you 10 dollars doesn't make the toilet less dirty somehow.

>>36870635
i've been told i'm cute before so i'm probably in the clear.

>>36870811
>paying you 10 dollars doesn't make the toilet less dirty somehow.

It makes you a little less pathetic.

>>36871061
still pathetic in the end though.
i don't think being a fuckmaid is pathetic though. sounds like a fun/kinky job for a gril

>>36865814
>I think you guys are forgetting you'd actually have to work

Like what? Cleaning? Cooking? Like exactly the same things you already do EVERY day WITHOUT getting paid?

>>36871170
>implying most of /r9k/ doesn't live in abhorrent filth since mommy isn't around to clean up after them anymore

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>tfw tranny
>tfw no one would ever ask you to live with them and be their maid

I hate being a man desu

>>36871515
>tfw no mommymaid gf to clean up my filth

>tfw i do this for free for my bf
>i even pay him for groceries
>$500

i am cute and skinny fuck this pay me

>>36872150
Obviously you'll need to ditch your bf first.

>>36872150
Ey gurl. U wanna sum mutually beneficial living arrangements ;^)

>>36872150
>i am cute and skinny fuck this pay me
i literally will if you get with me instead of him

>>36865618
shall we hunt down some robots together?

>>36872243
he's literally in this thread somewhere so no haha

>>36872325
So you'd do it if he wasn't looking? Typical roastie scum.

>>36872325
if he's in this thread he's definitely recognized you already dumbass

>>36872407
he's in this thread himself prob looking for a new girl so

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> tfw a very good job that I do from my home
> earn around 8k and upwards of 12k / month
> good looking face and muscular body because of home gym
> but a manlet
> autistic sperg, stutter and barely talk to people

Why didn't I think of this? I have a decent house, living alone with 2 rooms completely empty. Seriously speaking, would it be possible to get a female live-in maid that does all the cleaning, cooking, shopping(i'd pay for food for the both of us and she'd only need to use the money for some very personal stuff) and provides other benefits from time to time? Could spare about 2-3k / month easily that she could use for whatever if she actually did her job and was relatively cute-ish.

Does this actually happen? She wouldn't be allowed to have a boyfriend or go to parties.

>>36872663
Yeah, it can happen. I've done it twice. You're overpaying, though.

>>36872689
> overpaying

probably. I just started googling this shit. Never even knew there was a whole market for stuff like this. I wonder just how hard would it be to ask if she's willing to do "extra stuff" every now and then.

This is like a whole new world opening up for me.

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>>36865486
What about a girl(male) who used to be a professional chef/went to culinary school?

I'd be willing to do it for not even extra pay if i was taken care of

The problem with this girl maid sex thing is that it wouldn't last. Girls age horribly.

>>36872908
You can always get a new one like rich old guys get new hot wives.

>>36872857
Sounds like the best arrangement possible desu

>>36866280
where in ontario?

fuckoffrobert

>>36872857
I'm >>36872663

I actually wouldn't mind a female(male), since you would probably be better at cooking than anyone else. As long as you'd try your best to keep me motivated, wanted to go out holding hands together, prepared good 3 meals (atleast) every single day, cleaned everything and wore a cage for your useless boy clit while taking hormones, i'd be willing to provide a VERY comfortable life. Ifg n oextra pay needed, could easily provide

Your own big room that you'd be able to install however you'd want with furniture of your choice (within the realm of what's possible)
Your own personal pc/laptop of choice
A gaming rig
Clothing whenever you want (unless the wardrobe is full of shit that you never end up wearing)
Food (ingredients that you'd cook)
Companionship
Dates to good restaurants, holiday journeys anywhere to the states atleast twice a year and anywhere you'd want on this planet for a vacation once a year.

Alright real talk though if i were to offer like a 1 or 2k a month or something for a girl maid(preferrably with sexual services) would anyone legit want to do it? Provided with food and you must stay at my house. You will have your own bedroom. ill even be their friend if they want. The scope of services would be sexual, cooking, cleaning, massaging or whatever yada yada, ill give you couple weeks leave and weekends or sundays free depending on how well you do. You have to speak english and move to wherever im staying at the time (highly likely to be in asia.)

Asking in case my current relationship falls apart, i probably wont want another gf ever again, and im about to be heir to a pretty lucrative business.

Would anyone actually hop at this oppurtunity?

>>36872663
this sounds nice but i would be too afraid to go shopping by myself

>>36873008
If you're not memeing, I would bite.

maybe

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>>36873008
t-that sounds literally perfect
[email protected] send a mail with your discord or something
>>36872985
doesnt it~

>>36873137
Well I probably wouldn't mind going out if its with someone. Could also just continue using the service I use now where people buy the stuff for me and bring it here. I only care about companionship, keeping the house clean and having good meals made for me

>>36873171
Gimme a sec. You wouldn't mind moving to NY, right,? Would pay for flight

>>36872780
You negotiate that before she moves in. It's included in the rate.

>>36873128
>in asia
Just buy a 12 year old girl outright for $10,000USD.

>>36873137
I'd take you shopping with me when I got home every friday and grope your ass in the store to get you ready for roadhead on the drive home.

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>>36873247
no i dont mind at all
i like new york a lot actually

>>36873251
I dont want illegal shit like that. Also not a pedo

>>36873128
Btw there wont be any weird ass fetish play with sex or whatever itll just be vanilla sex maybe with costumes or whatever, im not much of a fetish guy and youll mostly just a normal maid who does some extra for me.

>>36872663
how old are you? would you be fucking other people or would it be like a relationship?

>>36872663
I would definitely be willing if you live in the UK and are willing to pretend to be a bf to my parents

>>36873008
>>36872663
[email protected]

Pick me, pick me, please.

I posted the wrong email so this is the working one.

>>36873325
>illegal
>implying that isn't how marriage works three
Good luck finding an older wife worth looking at. If they aren't bought by 18 there's usually something wrong with them.

>>36865536
This is what I think I will do.
>>36865486 I'd like to take you up on your offer, anon. I'll do it for cheap!

>>36873728
Im staying in asia RN though and its illegal in most parts id assume except the shit ones like thailand. The only thing similar that I know of like this is my granduncle who owns a hotel in rural china and has girls work for food and lodging but there isnt any sex

>>36873825
Thailand is the most developed country in SEA, this isn't the 1980s anymore. If you want shitholes where you can get anything with money, try places like Cambodia or Philippines.

>>36874062
>Philippines
I think people mean this place when they said Thailand now and get mixed up because of ladyboys.

>>36874062
No, its not lol. Thailand is still very shitty and cheap as far as i recall. Also im talking abt asia, not only SEA. Even good parts of china, japan, south korea and singapore are all way ahead of thailand

>>36873128
Anyway im going to sleep now and if anyone wants to talk more or discuss you can drop your throwaway email, discord or whatever u want here.

>>36874146
Dude, I go to Thailand quite often and was there again just last month. Sure there is a big difference between the rural areas and Bangkok, but the central areas of Bangkok are nearly first world.

If Thailand is not the most developed country in SEA, then what is? Notice I said SEA, not Asia. Obviously Japan, Korea, Singapore don't count since they are not SEA. Well, Singapore is debatable if it's SEA or not. China is developed in some parts and a third world shithole in other parts so I wouldn't say it's more developed than Thailand by much.

>>36874207
Well i hope its good. Are the girls any good though and speak good english? Or should i just buy a bride from russia lol

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>>36873247
>no email
send me one if you want your life to become a lot more interesting stutter new york anon
ill be waiting~

>>36874261
In Bangkok the young girls speak decent English. It varies of course. But generally speaking it's not a problem to manage around Bangkok. If you want to buy a bride though she'll be from the poor countryside and uneducated and barely speak English. The educated ones from Bangkok are not for sale.

Protip: if you are a white guy about to go to Bangkok, set up your Tinder location to Bangkok. You will feel like a fucking rockstar, getting matches every minute. Chat with the ones you like, and you'll have a local girl ready to "show you around" when you arrive.

>>36873247
Or me.
>>36873722
If you create me, I'll be like your belonging. I don't even want to be paid or anything like that. I'll never leave.

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>tfw just bought a maid costume because of this thread

>>36875018
that's pretty gay, anon
>inb4 i ama girl

>>36875045
i though the tumblr filename would make it obvious that i don't have a penis

>>36875101
Not anymore, but you were born with one.

>>36865536
I dunno but pawning dragon dildos and piss jars seems like more effort than its worth.

>>36871881
>tfw no older mommy femdom gf who forces you to wear maid outfits and clean the house for good boy points

>>36875018
>>tfw just bought a maid costume because of this thread
why couldn't you have let me buy one for you?

>>36875967
This guy orbits.

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>>36875967
because i don't know who you are, silly.

male here
probably nothing if I get food/housing and have an at least decent relationship with the homeowner. Like if they are a dick I'd want to actually get paid, but if we are friends or romantic partners I'd just consider it a free place to live

>>36876248
i just want to buy a cute girl things. especially if it's cute stuff like a maid outfit

>attention females
>/r9k/

Just fucking die already you desperate human being.

>>36865486
What would be my living quarters/conditions? Is there any kind of contract? What are my working hours? This will determine how much I would ask for but not being able to live in my own house and having to wait on a slovenly robot will cost lots of money to begin with. At least $100,000. I have a nice job and it would take a lot to get me to leave for something like this.

>>36876472
100k..lol.

you better be 10/10 for that shit

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>>36876297
are you saying you would buy things for me for nothing in return or is there a catch here?

>>36876522
I make $60,000/yr working 32 hours a week at nice office. You want me to wait on a robot hand and foot? Hell yeah I want a lot. Probably a lot more to be honest. If I wanted to grow up to be a glorified babysitter I would have studied elementary ed in college.

Also romance is off the table. No amount of money is worth doing that... yeah don't hire me.

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>>36876619
>reply to help wanted add at mcdonalds
>you want me to quit my 60k a year job to work at mcdonalds? you guys better pay me $50 an hour and i'm not cooking shit

>>36876618
You must know of orbiters. You only need to say a thanks and a winky face. They're too beta to demand any more.

>>36876688
Except it wasn't a help wanted ad, it was an attention females thread asking a theoretical question and not a serious job ad. Good point tho.

>>36876618
>are you saying you would buy things for me for nothing in return or is there a catch here?
basically this>>36876729

>>36869216
i replied to this!!!

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>>36876792
if you are being serious, give me a throwaway to contact you at. that sounds too good to be true.

>>36876886
have more self-respect than that.

>>36876886
>if you are being serious
i am. can you post a throwaway?

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>>36876990
[email protected]

>>36865486
If I get covered on food and stuff roughly 5000 a year would be reasonable for me

>>36866280
Add me I'm from norway too Fish#0274

>>36865486
Do I have to get fucked?

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>>36865486
This is purely hypothetical, but would any of you fags consider hiring an (entirely not-for-sexual) butler?
Even just for weekends or something? It's been something of a fantasy I've considered indulging, but general "housekeeper" jobs don't have the same sort of professional intimacy and becoming an actual butler would mean dropping my actual job. I don't really need weekends for anything, it's a government job, I dick around all day anyways.

Anybody willing to be a maid in Australia?

Boys are alright too, but you gotta be twinky

>>36877637
nigga why would anybody pay money for a servant that they can't fucc

>>36865486
Well, I do intend to have a career. So being a live-in maid would have to have competitive compensation with that. So probably about $60K per year USD to make up for the lost salary.

Remember, he'll probably dump me when I reach 30 -- so I gotta spend my 20s saving at least $30K every year so I can survive once he dumps me.

He'll probably pay me in cash under the table, so there will probably be no taxes. That's good, but that also means no social security or medicare credits either -- so I'll be on my own for retirement, hence the increased need for savings. So I'd almost certainly need to max out my IRA.

>>36877849
Why can't you have a career and be maid? How many hours would maids need? It's not like sex would take more than 2 minutes every week.

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>>36877844
That's kinda my problem.

>>36877829
>gotta be twinky

Oh, crap, I'm a hairy bear. Are you sure you won't reconsider? I'm okay being a bottom.

>>36877873
>Why can't you have a career and be maid?

I figured cooking, cleaning, etc. would take up enough time to make it too hard to also have a full-time job. What if my job required travel? Then he'd be without a maid for a few days. That might be a deal-breaker.

What I'd rather do is see if I can do half-time remote contract work over the internet. With $60K coming in from him and another $30K from internet work, and no housing to pay for, things might work out pretty well.

>>36877898
How do you feel about shaving yourself and losing weight? I ask for twinks because maids have gotta be cute or cute-ish and I doubt any other kind of guy can pull off a maid outfit unless they're doing it ironically like Ladybeard.

>>36876739
you're not really a female when you're more interested in your "career" then you are servicing a cock now are you?

I'm surprised this thread had as many maid offers as it did. Hopefully once my career takes off I can do something similar, this is like the dream come true.

>>36877637
If I ever become rich enough to afford it, I want a secretary / assistant / housekeeper to handle general purpose bullshit and let me focus on my actual job, so yeah I probably would. But if this thread is any indicator and I can get a robot meido for the same, I'd probably go that route anyway, even if there were no lewding involved at all

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>>36876990
could you let me know if you are getting my emails here? i tried to send you something but i don't know if it went through or not.

>>36877991
It's not even interest, it's that I would find having to pick up after a robot and obey his commands annoying and disgusting and would want to be compensated for my suffering. It's comparable to cleaning barn stalls or janitorial work. You guys are also mostly assholes, so I would factor in your bad attitude into the equation too. OPs post didn't mention sexual acts at all, but if that was required it's not even worth it. I'd rather make average money than be rich and miserable.

>>36878651
>OPs post didn't mention sexual acts at all
What did you think maid with benefits meant?

Besides anon, I think you're forgetting all the nice guys here

>>36878651
I-I kinda want a maid to bully me and deny me sex desu.

Probably about 75k/year. If I was well taken care of I'd be able to save almost all of it and retire early.

>>36865486
I'd do it for free if I got to wear a cool butler suit and the master of the house were a kind and noble person who honestly cares about my well being.

I'm starved for purpose in life.

>>36876619
You seriously think you are worth 100k a year PLUS room and board?? You're current job is shit compared to that.

>>36865486

That's a dream job for me as long as they don't think I'm too weird. I just wanna wear cutesy outfits (I wouldn't look good in them but i's alright they wouldn't say anything about it since it's part of the job) and do house chores. I'd do it for free but $5 a day sounds about right.


And what benefits?

>>36880205
>And what benefits?

Anal is the worst thing you'd have to do.

>>36879994
Alright, come be my butler. Maybe over time we'll develop an extremely intimate yet also completely platonic friendship!

>>36880205
How about I cover the cost of the plane ticket to where I am and your first cute outfit and you drop the $5 a day cost?

assuming food and other necessities are covered for free, then id do it for next to nothing really.
the benefits part would depend on the person and other circumstances.

>>36880665

O-oh. I'm not looking for anything sexual.
>>36880747


Show me some outfits, anon!

>>36880849
I'd probably just get you a nice classic Japanese meido outfit, couldn't say which colour though. What did you have in mind?

Also I hope you're aware you'd have to actually do housekeeping, I pay to support enough NEETs already with my taxes.

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>>36878520
guess that's a no then

>>36881060
Poor little girl(male).

6 figures and you have to bathe

>>36881719
100,000 yen and a shower twice a week it is.

>>36880205
You sound like a girl(female), right?

>>36876844
Whoops, too late. Sharklasers only keeps mails for an hour. Another time then, maybe on /soc/.

>>36865486
Really depends how much I liked the master.
If they're intolerable and rude then I wouldn't ever do it. If they're nice but I'm uninterested in them, around 100k would be good. And if I'm interested in them then I'd happily do it for however much I can live comfortably off of.

>>36883759
That is the correct answer. Location and vagina status?

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>>36865536
Pretty hard.

As a woman you cant really overpower a man in a fight. Even if you have bladed weapon you might get bodied by him and seriously hurt.

Even if youre able to make it, evidence might point back to you.


>poisoning
Might show in autopsy plus its not easy to get ahold of reliable poisons which will kill one within short timeframe and without him noticing.

Its likely that he will bail and call help before he dies, if he dies at all


>Shank them when they sleep
locks

>shoot him
Im assuming most robots live in apartment buildings or close to other private homes. Gunshot will probably be reported in good neighborhood meaning youre pretty fucked.

Also gunshots dont kill instantly, he might be able to flee depending on situation.
Overall Id say its risky but plausible. Hardest part is not to get caught which is a requirement if you want to pawn his stuff. Also, I doubt youre able to pawn his shit anyways thanks to laws concerning dead people and their relatives.

You certainly cant hide or deal with the body. Hiding the death isnt an option in any shape or form.

>>36865486
>How much money would you need to be paid yearly to be a live-in maid with benefits?
None. I wouldn't degrade myself like that.

>>36884098
Oh and I'm a girl, I suppose I didn't specify that.

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>ywn what this feels like because beta males are being crushed by feminism
>you'll never be a real accomplished worshipped man with a submissive girl by your side

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i truly feel sorry for these people.

a man should focus on his work, not cook in the kitchen and clean baby diapers. the woman should do the menial tasks so he can focus on greater things.

she should make the home as comfortable and loving and sweet and beautiful as possible for him to come home and relax to. he should be able to have anything he wants at home and be treated like a king, as he is to her. this doesn't mean she's being degraded or she's losing herself. she is happy to do so. because she loves him. and the family, and her children

HOME SWEET HOME for a reason
not so he can come home and watch his omnisexual quadrupletmultigender switch trans owlkin octowarrior xena helga groan and bitch at him to take out the trash and spoonfeed the baby who's crying

feminazis are the worst

all while she is arguing in the buzzfeed comment section

Nothing and no one would make me a sex servant. I wouldn't be a housewife either, as it would make me desperately unhappy. Chores are fine and doable, but I'd probably kill myself if that was all I accomplished in my life.

>>36884203
>>36884174
>>36884155
Who are you talking to? Or about?

>>36884215
talking about women who don't like to do feminine things anymore like cook or clean. basically feminism is the devil imo or for degenerate landwhales or trisexual whores

>>36884223
Eh, I'm not a feminist and I don't want to be a homemaker either. I'd find it unfulfilling and depressing (not that I have a husband in the first place). I can cook (well) and clean (out of necessity) but if that was all I did I'd be even more depressed than I am now.

>>36884245
it's about balance. nobody's asking you to be a stay home mom but neglecting duties to go and whore out and not be a good mother is terrible. having aprofessional and mother life is good. a family woman

>>36884334
>it's about balance. nobody's asking you to be a stay home mom but neglecting duties to go and whore out and not be a good mother is terrible. having aprofessional and mother life is good. a family woman
Well no, I've never "whored out" in my life. I'd expect my (highly imaginary) future husband to share the load of both home duties and work duties.

>>36884350
well i wasn't talking to you so please go to livejournal. wasn't following your posts or reading above so reply to someone else tyty

>>36884086
>Gunshot will probably be reported in good neighborhood meaning youre pretty fucked.
That's what silencers are for, anon.

>>36884937
Silencers are still somewhat loud and illegal in some places.

Assuming you get a hold of one, it might work. The body is still a problem though. Oh, be sure not to shoot your neighbours too. Bulletd have tendecy to go through some walls

$6M dollars is my "I'll do everything that's legal and doesn't carry a health risk" limit. You can retire and live a life with such money.

/r9k/ is now a prostitution board

>>36884937
Suppressors don't work like that.

>>36866791
Hypothetically yes, but noone will take the deal because its a huge red flag and no one wants to wind up dead or raped in a guy's basement

>no government-organised live-in-maid program for students

rent and food costs more than studentbux

I could make it work on $150 a month ezpz.

That's all I would need for food with up to $80 budgeted for games. Depending on how well I want to eat that month. Vitamins and rice/potatoes go a long way.

Now if I'm able to do all the cores, cook and have dinner beside the master of the house? Shit son. You wouldn't have to even pay me. I literally am made for life as a maid and I would keep a house in tip top condition.

Maintenence... care... the whole works. I'll handle the fucking lawn as well as start a god damn garden and cook what comes out of it if the sex is good enough.

Anyways. I've thought about this a lot and it's a damn shame this will never be a dream come true for me.

>>36886872
They stack multiplicative. So enough of them and you'll be really close to no sound at all

>>36887119
If you are a girl(female) you can do what many students do and look for financial help on SeekingArrangement.

>tfw I'm a guy and this is how I've been living for the past 3 years
>get paid to dominate a rich 29 year old lady with petplay fetishes and live with her

>>36887446
Can you please give a bit of hints on where and how you found her?

living in the place where i work?
i wouldn't need any money

>>36867556
The word you're looking for is wife, anon

>>36866777
Trips speaks with true wisdom and understanding.

>>36868166
There was a story about someone who broke into a house through the back window while the owner was away on vacation. He sold everything, used some of the money to demolish the house, and then sold the property for a nice profit. When the owner came back, there was an entirely different building where his house used to be lmao. I forget where I heard about this, though.

>>36887129
Are you a girl or a boy anon?

Where do you live?

>>36871781
If you pay me, I'll live with you and let you do all of that for me.

If there are any girls(female) who are legitimately willing to do this for around $500 a month feel free to email me. [email protected]

All you have to do is cook, clean and satisfy me.

Food, living space, and a plane ticket are included.

>>36873728
Lmao

Freeth steur