What's the thing you're least proud of, robots? Stories,

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I spent $1,000 on massage room porn and Chinese takeout last month

My only weakness is my average as fuck penis..

Just under 6 inches

Atleast my ex said I was the biggest Asian guy she's had..feelsbadman

Lack of those who genuinely care about me

>>36862949
I know what you're talking about, my dick is 7 inches but I'm also 6'4 so it looks small in comparison

>>36863041
I feel you anon. This feeling of loneliness is too intense. I feel like a lost dog waiting to be hit by a minivan

>>36862949
>>36863155
Commit suicide, t. five inches

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>5'6
I'm kind of fine with it because I'm Asian.
But not really

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>>36862320
The fact that my body is too sexy for my face and my face is too sexy for my body.

>>36863179
You're normal height in Asian countries. Living as a 6'4 white man in Japan physically and socially sucks. You're out of place man. Move to south Texas or LA

>>36862320
>Lied about having a Russian exchange student girlfriend to get my parents off my back about not dating. (i'd like to date but am to weird/not interested for most people)
>dad brings this up to his friend who owns a vodka company and has a russian wife. Jokes that we have something in common.
>Meet the guy he thinks i'm funny his wife asks about my girlfriend make up some stories.
>They find out i'm a screenwriting major hire me to make promotional video for company.
>Got a job and possibly a career off of a fake dream girl I fabricated that my family is obsessed with who I'll now have to make up a story about how she broke up with me

>>36863415
well atleast you got a job. so not that bad imo.
with that job and people you can get another Russian grill

>>36863415
Bro just say she was having major family issues and had to move back to Russia forever

>>36863575
Haha true it's just weird cause if this goes anywhere and I do become successful it's all based off a lie and a pretty pathetic one to boot. Although it does make me wonder if there are successful people that built their whole lives off a lie

>>36862320
>jerk off to incest and rape porn
>take a shit, jerk off and cum on it seeing nothing wrong with it and have been doing it for 10+ years
>go for days without showering and people still dont notice my smell and i actually smell fine, but i feel disgusting
>phimosis 6" dick
>been eating boogers without anyone knowing for the past 10 years
>21 yearold virgin

yet im a good looking chad-tier guy that attracts women and makes guys jealous.

>>36863581
My plan is to say her father doesn't like the idea of her dating and American

>>36863631
You sound like a normal European guy to me

>>36862320
Lying to my Mom & psychiatrist that I had psychosis in order to get out of school. Those meds really fucked my head.

>>36863185
You aren't even close to being as fat as some people on here, so you are still capable of change if you tried

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>>36862320
>fap to pictures of my grandma who is long gone

>>36863624
pathetic? maybe

but it is still a cool story anyways. few months, years later and people will think you are making it up.

>>fap to pictures of my grandma who is long gone

incest is not wincest in this case

>>36862320
Went hog hunting, shot a sow, fucked it in the pussy

>>36863947
Sounds like how my brother landed his wife haha

>>36862320
>I sometimes moan while sexually pleasuring myself.
While this would not be that bad normally, they're not manly moans at all, and they can be pretty hard hitting too.
I hate it, I want to be more masculine.
Who forsake me like this.

>>36862320
Closest I've been to actual sex is humping my pillow nightly until I cum. I enjoy it now actually.

>>36863685
If you knew you lied to get prescribed drugs why not just pretend to take them?

My personality, my very self.

>>36862320
Nobody in a relationship loves me. They just use me until someone else comes along.

>>36863917
young or old grandma?

it's important

Bought a TPE sex doll because real women are too much work. Have yet to let my girlfriend know