>rip a fart >it glides up between my labia and comes

>see this thread
>stop being upset I don't have a gf

>>36858799
It's a miracle

original

>>36858422
Those weird bubble ones are the best. Except if you are in public. They can end loudly.

>>36858422
farts passing by my scrotum are one of the few pleasures i have in life.

>>36859645
They're a rare splendor, like a unicorn. Every now and again the conditions are perfect and you feel the gas passing up between your scrotum and your thighs, separating them and imparting a tingling sensation as it goes. The scrotum has to be stuck to the thighs in such a way as to form a seal, so I wonder if it would happen more if I shaved/trimmed the hair short.

>>36858422
be my gf
oregamino

>sneeze while farting
>Literally feel like your asshole is tearing apart for like a minute after because of the force of the fart