*yawns and stretches*
Ahhh. Oh, why, hello there little wagie. Have you enjoyed your weekend free from slavery? Well, I sure hope you did. Your free time is over now. Better get to bed soon! You know what they say: another day, another dollar.
And me? Oh, I'm just collecting my neetbux. My savings is over 50k now, I sleep most of the day, and I have nothing to worry about besides my waifu. Work reaaaaally hard for me this week, okay? I've got checks to collect!
>>36854513
Yeah, had a great weekend. Just finished finals at my university (a lot of work, but rewarding and now my time to relax is even more better). Gonna relax this week then start my part time job so I can afford whatever I want for Uni next semester, after all. Next time you should make up a more believable savings number rather than an absurd 50k. Unless you're 40 and have wasted your entire life already
Why do you make these threads?
It's not like I choose to have a fucking job. I have a job because otherwise I'd starve to death. Fuck you. I wish I could still be NEET.
>>36854513
>work on weekends
>have mondays-fridays off
>live in parents house
>only expense is vidya
feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5rnnNXpqyc
BUURRRPP. Ah hello there wagies, just finished my dinner. Oh yes, i'm enjoying country fried steak while watching my favorite anime, anyway... Better make the most of your long weekend before you're back to work!
>>36854583
Wagie is getting ragie. What a delight. I'm better than you and you know it.
>>36854558
Do you really think I, an astonishing NEET, would bother lying via the internet? I have more money than you without working a day in my life. I can smell the jealousy off of this post. Sad!
>>36854583
awwwwwww is widdle wagie gonna cwy??
haha say it with me gang!
WAGIES GETTIN OH OH
WAGIES GETTIN OHHHHHHH
WAGIES GETTIN HURHAH FLURFLAH
WAGIES GETTIN...NNNRAGIE!!!!
>>36855125
WAGIES GETTIN OH OH
WAGIES GETTIN OHHHHHHH
WAGIES GETTIN HURHAH FLURFLAH
WAGIES GETTIN...NNNRAGIE!!!!
Take it away, penny!
bump
I wanna see these ragies squirm!
>>36855878
hurry get in here
wagies bout to get ragie
>>36855175
>>36855613
>>36855125
>>36855099
>>36854513
>I sleep most of the day
Is this deliberately included to make the bait more enticing by giving us something to ridicule, or do you actually believe that sleeping for most of the day is an enviable lifestyle?
>>36856116
Bro, in you're dreams you can do anything. How does it feel to get to be destroyer of cute waifu pussy for only eight hours while us neets get it any time we want for as long as we want?
>>36854513
Hello Mr NEET, here's a video from the 1950's you might find amusing:
https://archive.org/details/Developi1951
>>36854513
I like these threads more back when it was just one guy
>>36856172
Ok, it's meant to be bait.
>>36856232
Sure, anon. You keep thinking that while you're being buried in paperwork. Me? I'll be making love to my fleshlight and playing vidya.
>>36854513
Pepe, there's a fucking nuclear bomb going off outside!
>>36856217
I am that guy. How dare you think anyone else better than me. I am the superior NEET lord and for ridiculing me your deserve my NEET cock in your asshole bend over faggot