Tinder thread For robots who use it and don't have much

nice shilling my dude bro

can you post your pic so we can be sure you're not undercover-Chad?

tfw get matches but I'm socially awkward so they stop messaging after a day

>>36853881
A chad would have better matches than those.

>>36853881

I'm very uncomfortable showing my ugly face on r9k. I don't wish to become the next eggy

>>36853908
Those girls are all cute though?
>>36853916
Do it faggot

>>36853950
Cute ye, not chad tier though

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>>36853996

There are more. This one super liked me.. Shame she's so far though. She isn't opposed to meeting this summer

Can you get pussy on Tinder while unemployed?
My unemployed friend told some girl on POF he was a millionaire entrepreneur and she invited him over, so he rode over in a suit on his bicycle. She asked why he was on a bike and he told her its because he cares about the environment. They fucked that night.

Can I have that kind of success?

>>36854087

what is it like to be super liked?

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>>36854185

Best feeling is when they message you first and seem excited about it desu

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I'm not interested in a relationship at all. How do I go about messaging if I just want to fug?

>>36854236

That's exactly how I start conversations desu

how many pics should I have?
What if I have no social life and no good photos?

>tfw you ruin all your matches because you're an autistic shit

>Tfw I get loads of matches but im bad at talking to girls

>>36854356

Just take something of you outdoors. I have myself standing on a mountain ledge for one. Got any siblings? If so take pics with them they'll look like your friends.

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Does being openly autistic work?

>>36854892
you're super cute anon and i would marry you asap
but the anime thing is only funny when you're not planning on ever meeting that person. change it to some more approachable autism shit

>>36854892
you are INCREDIBLY cute desu
i rarely post and you've made me come out my lurker shell to say 10/10 would superlike n fugg
t.- girl

>>36854565

it me

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>>36854892
Damn way to pull the W in the gene lottey my dude. You must be drowning in it. I mean just look at this shit >>36854994 >>36855026. What's it like being an actually attractive guy on tinder?

>>36853836
Personally don't use tinder anymore as I have a gf who I've been with for a few months now, but I used it for a couple years prior.

I didn't really have problems getting just matches per say, like usually I'd have around 50+ or something after a month and it'd stagnate around 100. However, I think most girls on tinder aren't too keen on talking to you unless you're one of the better looking guys on their endless list of matches. I'm not really redpilled in any way, but what they say about tinder is true from what I've found. Don't get me wrong though, I've met some awesome girls through tinder but I genuinely believe that most robots or cyborgs or types who lurk around here have a better chance meeting girls in person honestly. It's WAY too competitive on tinder, especially if you don't have amazing pictures. I had a couple of good experiences though, to be fair. No sex (not going for that), but some good experiences.

>>36854163

Your friend is a true genius

>>36854994
>>36855026
>>36854892

Is this fucking serious

What because he has a sharp jaw and chin suddenly all these fembots come out of nowhere to fuck him. You have to be kidding me

>>36855398

Fembots don't exist. He's drowning in boipucci

>>36855501

This is bullshit man I have a square jaw and big chin but I'm seen as someone whose super ugly and hideous. What's the big deal

>>36855543

The autism and anime is what's attracting them. He is a Chad amongst robots.

Help me with something, tinderbots: where do you live, and how often do you match with girls cuter than you?

I live in a major city and find it hard to get good matches, but I recently went out to county and got legitimately hot girls to match with me. What gives?

>>36855595

Suburbs a half hour away from Chicago. Recently been matching with tons of qts and i never thought i was goodlooking

>>36855607
>its probably because of my terrible self esteem and self loathing

Fuck off I'd literally cut your dick off and carve a hole where the stump is and fuck it like a vagina if you said that to me face to face

Try being ACTUALLY ugly then you can talk you normie cunt

>>36855667
Okay, I apologize.

How do you deploy your superlike?
I typically save it for girls that I'm more attractive than, but like for personality or interests, to secure a match.

>>36855802

Seriously I hate you, you're handsome and better looking than me and you can get girls. Just posting your face in here has gotten you TWO fembots already while if I posted mine I'd just get troll'd and made fun of. You have no idea how jealous and angry I am. Know this you normie scum if I EVER see you in real life I'll cut your fucking head off and use it as a fleshlight while I boil your organs on my stove so I can grind them up and use them to make meat pies to feed to the ugly homeless drug addicts who are actually fucked up unlike your faggot fake failed normie ass. You scum

>>36855898

I save them for girls who are pretty but not Stacy-pretty, who are nearby, legit, and seem down to earth in their profiles. Usually they like me back.

>>36855909
I think you and I would get along well if you had more to judge me on rather than a single picture and the opinion of two dudes pretending to be girls.

>>36855898
Typically I would use it when it was a girl I thought I'd be especially compatible with. Usually never on Stacy super conventionally hot types, but on more niche girls who I'd figure would appreciate something like that.

>>36855909
Cool down. Look, either you can stay mad that this guy attracts women (you don't even know if those two 'fembots" were girls anyway) OR you can move on and do what you can to get girls yourself. Look. I'm not great looking either. I'm an average looking guy at best, and I don't really have the best hygiene. There are guys who do both WAY better than me, and they're all over my college. However, that didn't stop me from finding someone. It shouldn't stop you either.

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>Maxed out my likes for 2 weeks straight
>Nothing but bots and 2 women who look like they weigh nearly or as much as I do despite being 6+inches shorter
>I'm 165 at 6'0 like 14% bodyfat

I gave up tinder a month ago, gave up women like last week. Going to give up life by the end of the summer if my self improvement continues to not turn anything around.

>>36856100

No I'd kill you, I'd pour acid on your face then jerk off at the sight of you screaming in pain and cum all over your melted face

>>36856112
>Cool down. Look, either you can stay mad that this guy attracts women (you don't even know if those two 'fembots" were girls anyway) OR you can move on and do what you can to get girls yourself. Look. I'm not great looking either. I'm an average looking guy at best, and I don't really have the best hygiene. There are guys who do both WAY better than me, and they're all over my college. However, that didn't stop me from finding someone. It shouldn't stop you either.

Fuck off normie what the hell would you know. I walk in the street and people look at me like I'm a fucking circus freak, like I'm the fucking elephant man. I can see the disgust and contempt in their faces as they stare at me like just the sight of my face has ruined their day. Just today as I left the house I caught a girl staring at me and I could tell she was juding me like I'm some sort of fucking deformed mutant. The second I looked at her she turned away and stopped staring, wouldn't want to be caught looking at freak.

>>36855898
I think that's a good way to do it, you never want to shoot upwards with a superlike because it makes you a bigger target to getting quickly judged and skipped

>>36855595

suburbs outside Boston, I've had a bunch of matches within 40 miles with all these colleges nearby

>>36853836
Cyborg here

Please do not use social media for sexual or romantic endeavors. All you're going to accomplish is engorging women on an abundance of undeserved validation while facilitating their ability to access to top 10% of men

You are destroying the sexual economics

>>36856968
This desu
Tinder allows ugly women to get their choice of chads to fuck

Fucking normies
I tried it once and my bio was fine but i only ever got one match that was obviously some fake profile belonging to some 'prankster' 15yrold
Its disgusting to see chads on my site pretending to be a robot

>>36855579
the analysis is succinct and accurate

>>36855595
Suburbs > City always

>>36853891
iktfb
i just dont get how people manage to keep conversations rolling for like days at a time

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>tfw nobody to take my picture
>tfw no friends to be in picture with to show I am social or other bullshit women care about
>tfw no matches

>>36858964

>nobody to take my picture

This is literally the only thing stopping me from getting on there.

>>36854892
You've got to be fucking kidding me
You look like a model or some shit. Sure that pic is mildly autistic but overall 9/10

>tfw had 700+ matches on tinder before I deleted it

I trapped myself in an engagement with a crazy anxiety ridden girl I met off there.

I now have to live my life with her or she'll kill herself and her dad will kill me. I fucking hate tinder. On the bright side she wakes me up with blowjobs.

>>36859054
Buy a tripod?

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>>36853836
Tinder is really easy to get laid with, but I still can't approach women in clubs.

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I've had tinder for almost 3 weeks. About 140 matches so far.

>>36854892
Your bio sucks.

Basically cringe.

>>36859330
this unironically looks like a bogdanoff photshop

>>36858964
>>36859054
90% of pictures on tinder are selfies.

>>36859404
>pictures
of women, sure

men will get dramatically fewer swipes if other people do not appear in their photos.

it's also mega weird if guys take pictures of themselves (like "selfies" i guess, where they're obviously the one holding the camera). solo pics for guys only work if it's clear someone else is taking the picture

>>36859478
I ended up with 1k+ matches with 2 pics; head shot and body shot and both were selfies.

All they care about is what you look like on tinder

Been about 5 weeks, 6 matches. All together in about 3 years of on and off usage, probably 40 matches. Feels real fuckin bad

>>36854087
>mom
>social media manager
>hogwarts
Holy shit, why the fuck did you like this profile?

>>36859646
>mom
dog mom
also, who the fuck reads before swiping

Who the fuck uses Tinder besides chads and desperate normies? Fuck off, you are ruining this board.

>>36859764
Oh my bad, I misread that part. I guess reading the profile depends on whether you're looking for an actual relationship or just a hookup.

>>36854163
Top fucking kek

Damn

>>36854892
Wow, kill yourself

Fuck the robot

>>36853836

My problem is photos. I'm a good looking guy and actually live a fairly normie life, just that most of my friends are sort of traditional blokes, we don't take photos ever and I'm not good at unautistic selfies.

Any advice for me?

>>36861260
You have to appear very extroverted and good looking. I dont know how people here get matches becuase al i ever see on tinder are very shallow looking stacys.

Do some experiments with a random pick of a dude with a six pack, don't have to show a face.
See what happens

>>36853836
Priscilla is a 9/10

>>36855543
>>36855398
>I have a square jaw and a big chin
Then youre either still ugly, fat, or otherwise signal to women that you are absolutely unfuckable/dateable.
I have the face of a "model" (although its getting worse and worse every year past HS) but Im skele mode and have no other attractive aspect.
tl:dr go to the gym, or stop trying because you may be beyond saving

>>36856247
Holy fuck nobody wants to associate with a bitter and raging little shithead,
chill the fuck out. If people are judging you as bad as you say they are then why you haven't killed yourself yet is beyond me.

>tfw gotten multiple likes from attractive women.
>Give like back.
>Never get a message or option to send messages.