>mornin' anon! I'm brewing up some coffee, it'll

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>tfw the white boys won't notice you

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>tfw no black gf to challenge society

>>36853825
No you stupid whore I like it with milk and sugar, God damn

For real though, stop posting these threads, you're making my jungle fever even worse

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>>36854194
>For real though, stop posting these threads, you're making my jungle fever even worse
You got a problem white boy?

>>36854234
The jungle fever aggravates my Tfw no gf. Especially with how many cute black girls live near me. Pls stop anon

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>>36854282
Why don't you go talk them
Show them what a fine young man you are

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>>36853952
>tfw black girls are always really nice to me for some reason
>tfw i'm attracted to them but too autistic to ever respond with a "uhh haha okay yeah uh thanks i gotta go"

Fucking black women, stop expecting me to be able to actually interact with you like Tyrone because I fucking can't. If you want me just take me. Tell me we're going to fuck, make it harder for me to not do it than it would be to just do it.

Why can't women ever pick up on my hints that I'm down to fuck (ie, i am speaking to them outside of a professional environment)?

tfw the best sex I've ever had was with a submissive petite black girl who lives several states away

>>36854507
>speaking to someone means you want to fuck
Ah...
>why don't they take the lead
There thinking the same thing about why doesn't this cracka take the hint that they're tired of homeboys and interested in him

>>36854527
In your esteemed experience, would black women be interested in plantation role playing?

>>36853825
>taking out garbage in dorm, semester ending
>THICCC qt black girl having trouble with her can, dragging it
>offer to carry it for her
>laughs and calls me a lifesaver
>carry it to the dump
>i quickly think of something to say and talk about school and how shit the dorms are
>she laughs and touches my arm
>asks what i do for fun
>"just relax and hang out"
>she tells me shes gonna come over and we gonna watch a movie tonight


6 pm now boys shes coming at 8, i already shaved my nuts and hid all my cum rags under the bed. What else should i do fuck

>>36854613
that would be too weird for me... probably best not to go there even if you get the chance

>>36854642
Throw the rags out
Clean up
Have a shower
Be prepared to just watch a movie

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>>36854579
I am literally, and I mean literally autistic. My mother dresses me and I'm 27, and I only look good because she basically plays dolly with me and makes me memorize a style.

I have a tested IQ of 137 and a tested EQ of fucking 8. I have everything I want in life except a supermassive black booty planted on my face.

>ITS LITERALLY THIS EASY FOR WHITE """""ROBOTS""""" TO GET THICC BLACK QTS

I'm just so fucking angry right now. This board should be for blackbots only
>>36854642

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>>36854147
Boy you're really defying societal conventions. Society's losing it's mind at the thought of a white man and a black woman.

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>>36853825
I don't know why there have been so many black girl threads recently but i love it

>>36854764
I am autistic too
And I can still see what needs to be done and would try to do it
You're using it as an excuse to avoid making an effort

>>36853825
I actually like it with cream and sugar, now how about you give me some sugar?

>no ebony gf

>>36854796
Are you black?
What's wrong?

>>36855000
That be some brown sugar you be meanin', hon?

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>>36853825
>You bring the coffee, I'll bring the cream. Let's brew up some cafe au'lait

>>36855022
y-yes i love brown sugar


originally

>>36854707
I have no soap, can i use shampoo as soap?

my room is pretty clean but the carpet is all stained so i dunno waht to do about that

>>36855204
i think you can, i'd wash twice just to be sure though.

These threads just keep reminding me that I'll never find love with anyone.

>>36854840
American leftists hates it even more than /pol/ hates BM/WF couples. The idea of a FUCKING WHITE MALE finding happiness fills them with uncontrollable hatred and rage.

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>>36854796
>niggers are using the internet again...

>>36853952
K. I'm not white or black. Like black girls tho

why is it easier for me to socialize with black girls than any other race and sex combination?

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>mfw living in nyc

I've been slept on this. I really ought to get myself a black gf it seems, what the fuck lads, I hope they like green eyes

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I like my coffee with extra cream actually ;)))))))