I showed my normie friend this board and he couldn't stop

It's definitely my own fault, man. I can't blame anyone else but myself.

>>36850792
You are operating under 2 false assumptions
>that i cant get pussy
>that i want pussy

Pussy is no thang. I am not in good place to be fucking around and catching feelings and whatnot again.

Fuck all that.

>I'm short
>I'm ugly
>I'm a poor boy from a poor family
>I'm potatoes

yea, nah, it just doesn't play out like Chads ands Brads lead you to believe

>>36851163
21/short/(5/10)/from a poor as fuck family

Money is your own responsibility, it is what you make of it. Don't be that douche that relies on their parents' handouts. Find your own ways to make money. I now make more money than my parents and my classmates are jealous of me. Do some research and put some effort into your life. Hard work pays off.

Those factors you mentioned should be irrelevant to getting women. I've had sex 100's of times, literally impossible to count anymore. Currently in a relationship with a smoking hot 9/10 gamer girlfriend since some years. (she's actually a good gamer, not an attention thot) I'm at the level of confidence that if our relationship were to end, I could choose between a minimum of 3 other women to instantly bang.

You arrived a robot because you choose to be.

>>36851477
You are*
Fucking tablet keyboard

>>36851519
>posting from anything but a desktop
opinion discarded

>>36851558
Valid point, my battlestation is only 1 meter away from me but I've been trying to fall asleep since hours so I'm not touching it.

>>36850792
Does he think I talk to women? Tell him to stop being a retard!

>>36850792
Why would I want women when they don't want me? Dosen't make sense.

>>36851705
I like this, me knows this as well.

>>36850792
The problem is that we didn't learn how to "be guys" when we should have (high school), and now it's too late.

>>36851891
this is probably the reason, no joke

>>36851477
well crafted bait anon

Your friend is lacking perspective.

Consider that millionaires and billionaires tend to tell people to work harder to end up like them. They are basing their entire worldview and judgements from an inescapable narrow perspective.

Your friend has never had any trouble getting girls so he cannot imagine what it's like to be a robot.

>>36850792
It's not impossible OP but as a legit betamale you would need to degrade yourself so much for a roastie, tell me OP why do you think a relationship would help you?

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>>36850792
>don't be clingy
>put her on a pedestal

Am I just retarded or?

>Normalfags can't empathize with people different than them

What a surprise