My son is into men. What is a father to do in a situation

>>36849704
Do your son

Find him a qt bf to be happy with forever :3

>>36849704
Rape him straight.

>>36849704
Find him a girl that isn't a fucking vampire.

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Post his hot ass on r9k so all the gaybots can have a good fap.

>>36849704
Top or bottom?

In many cultures, a stigma is only associated with being the partner who is penetrated. Fucking other men is fine, but being fucked means you are not a true man.

>>36849704
Chemical castration and remind him daily that he's subhuman filth

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>>36849903
Vampires are hot, though.

>>36849980
Go team Edward.
Really though if dad shoved a girl in his face who could be trusted to not cut his heart out, the kid has no chance.

>>36850052
Yeah, but what if she was a vampire who could hypnotize him into being her bf who lets her drink his blood? Seems like a good situation for everyone involved: dad gets a straight son, son gets a qt vampire gf, vampire lady gets a regular source of food. It's a win/win/win.

>>36850123
Nobody wins when roasties are involved

>>36850142
Regardless of how you feel, OP would certainly win if his son got in a relationship with a roastie vampire. His entire problem revolves around the fact that his son isn't with one.

>>36850123
Probably would work out for the best for everyone.
But would a werewolf gf be better than a vampire gf?

>>36850605
No, fuck werewolves. Definitely need to go with a vampire gf.

>>36850724
I don't know.
What if werewolves aren't cold all the time, and can see themselves in mirrors so they can make themselves prettier?
If you take a vampire gf to your parents house and don't invite her in she has to stand outside looking embarrassed.
Is vampire gf really worth all the trouble?

>>36849704
Accept and love him

>>36850947
Yes, she is worth the trouble. She is a beautiful vampire princess. Do you really want a gf who sheds everywhere, pisses on the floor, and gets fleas in your bed?

>>36851002
Nbd all women go apeshit once a month anyway even if it's not precisely at the full moon.
Lol.

If she's beautiful maybe.

>>36849704
Realize you've failed as a father